Superpower/ Weakness

[Stiersquid]

Ok but you will be constantly extremely thin. And you will be able to see the bone through your body because of how thin you are.

I want to have perfect aim.

[Blackajack]

Granted. But you can't aim directly at a target; you have to hit it indirectly.

I want to be able to remember everything in my life.

[Stiersquid]

Ok but false memories also get veved in.

I want to become God.

[Hawkwing425]

Okay, but you have to personally answer every prayer and fix every problem. That's the only way you can maintain your immortality.

I want to be able to summon a personal muse.

[GrumpyGoomba]

Granted but you cannot control how much it is boosted. It can either go horribly wrong, or horribly right.

The ability to perfectly shapeshift into and copy the qualities of anybody.

[sunfirejr]

but only one time and you lose all your memories and gain all of theirs, and also believe the original is a clone from the government

the ability to answer every question

[Stiersquid]

Your total stamina is very low.

I want to be able to think up of a good power.

[destawaits]

You eventually do, but your brain promptly shuts down.

Being able to compose phenomenal music.

[Stiersquid]

But only you will be able to hear it.

I want to be immune to brain shut downs.

[sunfirejr]

cool now you're always tired since sleeping is your brain almost shutting down and so you can never sleep again

i want to have the power to edit any websites code site wide

[Stiersquid]

Ok but it will still affect you as normal. You'll just think that it's room temperature.

I want to become a mod.

[destawaits]

You become a mod, but you don't actually get to moderate since people avoid your community like it's the plague.

I want to be able travel back to the past to detonate the HMS Hood

[Stiersquid]

Ok but you'll go down with it.

I want to be able to go back in time and help Hitler get into art school.

[destawaits]

He graduates, becomes a dictator anyway, and has you executed for treason.

The ability to crash kamikaze planes consistently on target and survive to do it again

[TheDebil]

you get arrested after your first crash and sentenced to death

the ability to win every monopoly game

[GrumpyGoomba]

Granted but after a first few wins people suspect you of cheating and then nobody wants to play with you.

The ability to always have an awesome retort for any insult.

[Chemist1422]

Granted but it only comes to you an hour later

The ability to spawn small pieces of chocolate in my hand at will

[destawaits]

Your fingers spasm out of control for 12 years once you're done typing/writing

The ability to become Gordon Ramsay.

[GrumpyGoomba]

Granted but you will never find the lamb sauce.

The ability to not want anything.

[Stiersquid]

Ok you will now forever spend life in medeocerty.

I want to get whatever I want whenever I want it.

[MysticMismagius]

Granted, you get what you want from the Monkey's Paw (which always corrupts the things you ask for or gives them for a high price)

I want to be able to charge my devices to full battery from anywhere without having to bring my charger

[Transcender]

granted, but it charges so fast it always sets on fire.

I want to have really nice hair.

[Stiersquid]

Ok but your face isn't as nice.

I want to look really nice.

[Transcender]

Youre a walking noun and jokes on you im ugly as fuck

Id like a nice dress, no preferences.

[Stiersquid]

It's very reviling, like really reviling.

I want something to eat.