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The "Cum" Language Potentially Becoming The New Universal One?
You have surely experienced "covfefe" in the past, now get ready for what a xantophobical Vietnamese teenager has to say to the entire society:
This person, scared of the color yellow and thus acknowledged as "Lemon", has suddenly forgot every other word in English and instead started to only use the word "cum" in all social media just some days ago. No witnesses to this could understand what their friend tried to mean, except very few cases, who replied "cum" back, started a one-word NSFW story or simply laughed, which allowed this trend to intensely spread around the Internet the next day. An "inside joke", you say? Aww man, you have no idea.
It only took Lemon one day to have people use this word in face-to-face conversations, something that the average public opinion disproves of. Because of this, an anonymous person has published in many social websites the following message: "THIS IS THE GAMER LANGUAGE. ONLY GAMERS ARE ALLOWED TO UNDERSTAND THE CUM. NORMIES STAY AWAY".
Whatever that meant, the "gamers" were pleased with this message and some of them seriously considered the making of a new language - that is, they started using more words. At the moment, experts have managed to find out some of the words they officially added, such as "bruh", "gay", "meme" or "ni####", also known as "the n-word", though any variation of the word "Israel" is also considered hate speech, only used for having a laugh with friends nonetheless.
This language can easily be found in every country already and has every chance of becoming the universal language for both writing and speaking, unluckily for both the people in power, who are afraid of the lightning-spreading unknown, and the gamers, who believe that if everyone gets to know the language, "the cringy kids and boomers/soon to become new boomers will get to know it too".
After all this, however, one question still arises: Is this what the so-called "Lemon" tried to explain? Was there a hidden meaning all this time?