VFM 49: SK win #rekt

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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Qvapil » Mon May 13, 2019 1:08 am

UzayAltay wrote:Also before anyone ask : I wont even metaread The players I havent played with before .
This is due rightodude fiasco at 17F .
It didnt change game's Result , but game's Result Dont change The fact it was A fiasco and could costed Game If scum was better , or town was worse .


How can one metaread players they haven't played before? By reading past games?
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby UzayAltay » Mon May 13, 2019 1:09 am

Qvapil wrote:
UzayAltay wrote:
Qvapil wrote:Hello guys! I'm excited to play with you zucker and goomba.

We found our Maf-team.
/vote Qvapil


OMGUS
/vote Uzay

OMGUS or OMGUZS? It's The ultimate question.
(U) (UZay)

Qvapil wrote:
UzayAltay wrote:Also before anyone ask : I wont even metaread The players I havent played with before .
This is due rightodude fiasco at 17F .
It didnt change game's Result , but game's Result Dont change The fact it was A fiasco and could costed Game If scum was better , or town was worse .


How can one metaread players they haven't played before? By reading past games?

Yes.
28-31 Spoiler: Town Games(18-23)

NFM 50 , NFM 51 ,NFM52 , 14D , 14 E , NFM 54 ,14H ( AF ) ,14G , NFM 55 , NFM 56 , 15C , NFM 57,NFM 58,15F,SFM45,16B , VFM36 , 16D , SFM 47 , VFM38 , NFM62 , 16G ,VFM 39,EpisodeXVII , 17B , 17C , VFM44 , 17D , 17F,18C,18D,18E,VFM55,VFM57,SFM64, 19C,VFM58, VFM59,19D,VFM60,SFM66

Scum Games (10-8)

NFM 48 , NFM 49 , TFM 65 ,TFM 66 , Episode XV ,TFM68 ,VFM 34, NFM61 , VFM42 , SFM53 , VFM43,17E,VFM49,SFM60,CFM19,VFM54,EpisodeXIX,SFM63

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Re: VFM 49: Setup phase

Postby Crimson97 » Mon May 13, 2019 1:10 am

Zucker wrote:I flipped Citizen! ^_^
Good luck everyone!

I cc cit

/Vote Zucker
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Re: VFM 49: Setup phase

Postby UzayAltay » Mon May 13, 2019 1:11 am

Crimson97 wrote:
Zucker wrote:I flipped Citizen! ^_^
Good luck everyone!

I cc cit

/Vote Zucker

:cry: :ermm: :BlobCry: :BlobCry: :BlobStop:
28-31 Spoiler: Town Games(18-23)

NFM 50 , NFM 51 ,NFM52 , 14D , 14 E , NFM 54 ,14H ( AF ) ,14G , NFM 55 , NFM 56 , 15C , NFM 57,NFM 58,15F,SFM45,16B , VFM36 , 16D , SFM 47 , VFM38 , NFM62 , 16G ,VFM 39,EpisodeXVII , 17B , 17C , VFM44 , 17D , 17F,18C,18D,18E,VFM55,VFM57,SFM64, 19C,VFM58, VFM59,19D,VFM60,SFM66

Scum Games (10-8)

NFM 48 , NFM 49 , TFM 65 ,TFM 66 , Episode XV ,TFM68 ,VFM 34, NFM61 , VFM42 , SFM53 , VFM43,17E,VFM49,SFM60,CFM19,VFM54,EpisodeXIX,SFM63

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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Crimson97 » Mon May 13, 2019 1:11 am

Last night I was looking for some porn of the not gay variety. Obviously gay porn is gay, so instead I went looking for guy on girl porn. But I realized that features a guy, with a penis, and is therefore 50% gay. So I started looking for some girl on girl action, till I realized that is lesbian, and is therefore 100% gay.

So clearly, I had to look into alternative options. I started to consider hentai: since no one in it is real, it can’t contain guys, so it’s not gay, right? Well, hentai is anime, which not only is gay, but also makes me a weeb. The worst option so far.

I considered traps. I’ve long heard debate over whether traps are gay, so I decided to do the math. The gayness of traps lies in the premise. Let’s consider the 5 base premises:

a guy and a trap, where the guy initially thinks he’s with a girl: effectively guy on girl, 50% gay

a guy with a trap, and the guy knew it was a trap: Dude looking for some dick, that’s gay

a girl with a trap, where the girl doesn’t know it’s a trap: that’s lesbian, and is gay

a girl with a trap, where the girl knows it’s a trap: effectively guy on girl, therefore 50% gay Therefore, on average traps are 75% gay, with a minimum gayness of 50%. Not an improvement. The 5th option, trap on trap, is a singularity of the 4 prior possibilities, and is therefore on average 75% gay again.

So I got into specifics. What if it was girl on girl, and the premise was at least one of the girls was just bi-curious, and not actually fully lesbian? Well, in that case, their curiosity makes them a cat. Cats are furries, and furries are gay

So how about a girl soloing? Well that’s a girl touching girl bits. Lesbian and gay.

My conclusion is that the only way to live a life free of homosexual sin is to liberate oneself of sexual desire at all, and become an asexual.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Qvapil » Mon May 13, 2019 1:11 am

UzayAltay wrote:
Qvapil wrote:
UzayAltay wrote:
Qvapil wrote:Hello guys! I'm excited to play with you zucker and goomba.

We found our Maf-team.
/vote Qvapil


OMGUS
/vote Uzay

OMGUS or OMGUZS? It's The ultimate question.
(U) (UZay)

Qvapil wrote:
UzayAltay wrote:Also before anyone ask : I wont even metaread The players I havent played with before .
This is due rightodude fiasco at 17F .
It didnt change game's Result , but game's Result Dont change The fact it was A fiasco and could costed Game If scum was better , or town was worse .


How can one metaread players they haven't played before? By reading past games?

Yes.


It obviously stands for Over Makes Gravely Unwinnable Setups.
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Qvapil » Mon May 13, 2019 1:12 am

Jk, if not obvious. I can't even judge it.
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Crimson97 » Mon May 13, 2019 1:15 am

I regret joining this game but i regret all my life choices anyways.
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Crimson97 » Mon May 13, 2019 1:19 am

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Qvapil » Mon May 13, 2019 1:20 am

Dash2 wrote:great first impressions guys

/vote Qvapil


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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Mon May 13, 2019 1:22 am

Qvapil wrote:Hello guys! I'm excited to play with you zucker and goomba.

Likewise! Looking forward to it.

Guys overkill is obviously the biggest baddest scum in this game. Just get him.
Discord tag is Cryomaniac#7403. Hit me up if ya need me.

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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby ejjinami » Mon May 13, 2019 1:23 am

Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby ejjinami » Mon May 13, 2019 1:24 am

Rickdaily12 wrote:Still feel like I'm going to regret joining this game.

Zucker wrote:I flipped Citizen! ^_^
Good luck everyone!

I'm definitely going to need plenty of images and sigh.gifs this game as well. Hey, Zucker, have a gift:

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Rickdaily12 wrote:Avoid claiming your role. There are other ways to avoid getting yourself killed, which this guide will touch upon later. All claiming your role does if you survive this attempt on your life is tell the Scum who to screw around with if you live, and who to blame for your death if you die.
When you claim your role, know that unless you are a role that can self-confirm by the next Day Phase, Scum can be in your shoes lying about who they are.
So claiming your role in these cases is counterproductive, as it wouldn't change by itself if you're telling the truth, and Scum can use this information against you later.
If you ARE a role that can self-confirm, then shame on you. Mishandling yourself to try to draw Town into lynching you is NOT a good play. Don't do this.
Claiming your role will hurt the Town if Witch is alive; if there isn't one, confusing other Town into wanting to kill you is still bad play.

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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Mon May 13, 2019 1:25 am

Being an ass is bad. People shouldn't be ass.
Discord tag is Cryomaniac#7403. Hit me up if ya need me.

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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby ejjinami » Mon May 13, 2019 1:26 am

yeah, listen to crimson, sexuality is bad. KILL ASSES WITH FIRE! >:D
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Crimson97 » Mon May 13, 2019 1:26 am

ejjinami wrote:Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

Stop, i'm already angleshooting thanks to this.
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Qvapil » Mon May 13, 2019 1:26 am

GrumpyGoomba wrote:
Qvapil wrote:Hello guys! I'm excited to play with you zucker and goomba.

Likewise! Looking forward to it.

Guys overkill is obviously the biggest baddest scum in this game. Just get him.


You're just trying to distract us from the real scum! But I'm onto you!
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Qvapil » Mon May 13, 2019 1:27 am

Crimson97 wrote:
ejjinami wrote:Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

Stop, i'm already angleshooting thanks to this.


I'm not entirely sure what angleshooting is, but I think I'm doing the same.
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby ejjinami » Mon May 13, 2019 1:28 am

Uzay is acting really townie rn btw
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby ejjinami » Mon May 13, 2019 1:29 am

Crimson97 wrote:
ejjinami wrote:Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

Stop, i'm already angleshooting thanks to this.

Qvapil wrote:
Crimson97 wrote:
ejjinami wrote:Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

Stop, i'm already angleshooting thanks to this.


I'm not entirely sure what angleshooting is, but I think I'm doing the same.

actually, idk how would you angleshoot based on sth like this, but ok
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Mon May 13, 2019 1:29 am

Mhh so many terms that I don't have any idea what they mean... tragic.
Discord tag is Cryomaniac#7403. Hit me up if ya need me.

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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby ejjinami » Mon May 13, 2019 1:29 am

Dash2 wrote:Imagine admitting to breaking the rules.

impossible
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby ejjinami » Mon May 13, 2019 1:30 am

Qvapil wrote:It obviously stands for Over Makes Gravely Unwinnable Setups.

hahahahaha, townie
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby Crimson97 » Mon May 13, 2019 1:30 am

Qvapil wrote:
Crimson97 wrote:
ejjinami wrote:Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

Stop, i'm already angleshooting thanks to this.


I'm not entirely sure what angleshooting is, but I think I'm doing the same.

Remember when you asked me on mafia chat if it was against the rules to read Noping's slot as scum because they replaced out and there was no nightskip? That's angleshooting and it's bad.
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Re: VFM 49: Day 1

Postby ejjinami » Mon May 13, 2019 1:30 am

/vote grumpynotacat
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