VFM 49: SK win #rekt

[Qvapil]

Also before anyone ask : I wont even metaread The players I havent played with before .
This is due rightodude fiasco at 17F .
It didnt change game's Result , but game's Result Dont change The fact it was A fiasco and could costed Game If scum was better , or town was worse .

How can one metaread players they haven't played before? By reading past games?

[UzayAltay]

Hello guys! I'm excited to play with you zucker and goomba.

We found our Maf-team.
/vote Qvapil

OMGUS
/vote Uzay

OMGUS or OMGUZS? It's The ultimate question.
(U) (UZay)

Also before anyone ask : I wont even metaread The players I havent played with before .
This is due rightodude fiasco at 17F .
It didnt change game's Result , but game's Result Dont change The fact it was A fiasco and could costed Game If scum was better , or town was worse .

How can one metaread players they haven't played before? By reading past games?

Yes.

[Crimson97]

I flipped Citizen! ^_^
Good luck everyone!

I cc cit

/Vote Zucker

[UzayAltay]

I flipped Citizen! ^_^
Good luck everyone!

I cc cit

/Vote Zucker

[Crimson97]

Last night I was looking for some porn of the not gay variety. Obviously gay porn is gay, so instead I went looking for guy on girl porn. But I realized that features a guy, with a penis, and is therefore 50% gay. So I started looking for some girl on girl action, till I realized that is lesbian, and is therefore 100% gay.

So clearly, I had to look into alternative options. I started to consider hentai: since no one in it is real, it can’t contain guys, so it’s not gay, right? Well, hentai is anime, which not only is gay, but also makes me a weeb. The worst option so far.

I considered traps. I’ve long heard debate over whether traps are gay, so I decided to do the math. The gayness of traps lies in the premise. Let’s consider the 5 base premises:

a guy and a trap, where the guy initially thinks he’s with a girl: effectively guy on girl, 50% gay

a guy with a trap, and the guy knew it was a trap: Dude looking for some dick, that’s gay

a girl with a trap, where the girl doesn’t know it’s a trap: that’s lesbian, and is gay

a girl with a trap, where the girl knows it’s a trap: effectively guy on girl, therefore 50% gay Therefore, on average traps are 75% gay, with a minimum gayness of 50%. Not an improvement. The 5th option, trap on trap, is a singularity of the 4 prior possibilities, and is therefore on average 75% gay again.

So I got into specifics. What if it was girl on girl, and the premise was at least one of the girls was just bi-curious, and not actually fully lesbian? Well, in that case, their curiosity makes them a cat. Cats are furries, and furries are gay

So how about a girl soloing? Well that’s a girl touching girl bits. Lesbian and gay.

My conclusion is that the only way to live a life free of homosexual sin is to liberate oneself of sexual desire at all, and become an asexual.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Qvapil]

Hello guys! I'm excited to play with you zucker and goomba.

We found our Maf-team.
/vote Qvapil

OMGUS
/vote Uzay

OMGUS or OMGUZS? It's The ultimate question.
(U) (UZay)

Also before anyone ask : I wont even metaread The players I havent played with before .
This is due rightodude fiasco at 17F .
It didnt change game's Result , but game's Result Dont change The fact it was A fiasco and could costed Game If scum was better , or town was worse .

How can one metaread players they haven't played before? By reading past games?

Yes.

It obviously stands for Over Makes Gravely Unwinnable Setups.

[Qvapil]

Jk, if not obvious. I can't even judge it.

[Crimson97]

I regret joining this game but i regret all my life choices anyways.

[Crimson97]

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

[Qvapil]

great first impressions guys

/vote Qvapil

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

[GrumpyGoomba]

Hello guys! I'm excited to play with you zucker and goomba.

Likewise! Looking forward to it.

Guys overkill is obviously the biggest baddest scum in this game. Just get him.

[ejjinami]

Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

[ejjinami]

Still feel like I'm going to regret joining this game.

I flipped Citizen! ^_^
Good luck everyone!

I'm definitely going to need plenty of images and sigh.gifs this game as well. Hey, Zucker, have a gift:

Spoiler:

Avoid claiming your role. There are other ways to avoid getting yourself killed, which this guide will touch upon later. All claiming your role does if you survive this attempt on your life is tell the Scum who to screw around with if you live, and who to blame for your death if you die.
When you claim your role, know that unless you are a role that can self-confirm by the next Day Phase, Scum can be in your shoes lying about who they are.
So claiming your role in these cases is counterproductive, as it wouldn't change by itself if you're telling the truth, and Scum can use this information against you later.
If you ARE a role that can self-confirm, then shame on you. Mishandling yourself to try to draw Town into lynching you is NOT a good play. Don't do this.
Claiming your role will hurt the Town if Witch is alive; if there isn't one, confusing other Town into wanting to kill you is still bad play.

/pat

[GrumpyGoomba]

Being an ass is bad. People shouldn't be ass.

[ejjinami]

yeah, listen to crimson, sexuality is bad. KILL ASSES WITH FIRE! >:D

[Crimson97]

Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

Stop, i'm already angleshooting thanks to this.

[Qvapil]

Hello guys! I'm excited to play with you zucker and goomba.

Likewise! Looking forward to it.

Guys overkill is obviously the biggest baddest scum in this game. Just get him.

You're just trying to distract us from the real scum! But I'm onto you!

[Qvapil]

Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

Stop, i'm already angleshooting thanks to this.

I'm not entirely sure what angleshooting is, but I think I'm doing the same.

[ejjinami]

Uzay is acting really townie rn btw

[ejjinami]

Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

Stop, i'm already angleshooting thanks to this.

Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

Stop, i'm already angleshooting thanks to this.

I'm not entirely sure what angleshooting is, but I think I'm doing the same.

actually, idk how would you angleshoot based on sth like this, but ok

[GrumpyGoomba]

Mhh so many terms that I don't have any idea what they mean... tragic.

[ejjinami]

Imagine admitting to breaking the rules.

impossible

[ejjinami]

It obviously stands for Over Makes Gravely Unwinnable Setups.

hahahahaha, townie

[Crimson97]

Fun fact, the game shouldn’t have started, because there’s quite a chance SK hasn’t chosen their abilities yet and by starting the game the players have a chance to influence their choice.
(I'm not SK xd)
And yeah, I know I’m just being an ass rn

Stop, i'm already angleshooting thanks to this.

I'm not entirely sure what angleshooting is, but I think I'm doing the same.

Remember when you asked me on mafia chat if it was against the rules to read Noping's slot as scum because they replaced out and there was no nightskip? That's angleshooting and it's bad.

[ejjinami]

/vote grumpynotacat