by Fenraiser » Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:34 am
lemonader666 wrote:
Spoiler:
ICECLIMBERS wrote:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)What ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fuck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) about ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) me, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bitch? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’ll ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) graduated ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) class ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Navy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Seals, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’ve ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) been ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) involved ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) numerous ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) raids ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Al-Quaeda, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 300 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kills. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trained ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) gorilla ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) sniper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) US ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) armed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) forces. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) target. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wipe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fuck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) precision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) which ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) has ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) never ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) been ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) seen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Earth, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mark ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) words. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) away ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) saying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) shit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Internet? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fucker. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) As ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) speak ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) contacting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) network ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) spies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) USA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) IP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) being ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) traced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) prepare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) storm, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) maggot. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) storm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wipes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pathetic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) call ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) life. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kid. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) anywhere, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) anytime, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kill ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) seven ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hundred ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ways, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that’s ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hands. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) only ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) extensively ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trained ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) unarmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) combat, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) access ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) arsenal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) United ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) States ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Marine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Corps ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) use ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) its ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) full ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) extent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wipe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) miserable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) off ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) continent, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) only ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) could ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) known ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) unholy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) retribution ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “clever” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) comment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) about ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bring ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) down ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) upon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) maybe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) would ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) held ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) tongue. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) couldn’t, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) didn’t, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) paying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) price, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) goddamn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) idiot. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) shit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fury ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) drown ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kiddo.
EmpLemon?
She must br proud right now.
deathofrats0808 wrote:James wrote:DEATH! I JUST WANT ONE MORE BREATH!
CAAN YOOOU GRANT MEE ONE MOOOORE PLEEEEEEEEAAASE!?
All out of breath I'm afraid. I only have existential dread left.