Superpower/ Weakness

[Diru]

you gotta step on the lego to force someone to do it, 1:1 ratio of stepping.

the power to force someone to watch homoerotic wrestling videos. (that's not a weakness for me, as i love it)

[Multiuniverse]

Oh. Your internet crashed miraculously.

The power to crash Internet miraculously.

[Cynlydia]

The only internet that crashes is yours.

The power to freehand perfect circles, 90 degree angles, and straight lines.

[PerfectPoop]

It's called a drawing program

The power to fill up any container at will.

[Cynlydia]

You can only fill it up with Francium.

You're thinking, "Hey, at least know I can blow up everything and rule the world" or something, right? Wrong. The Francium will react with air as soon as it is created, and you yourself would get blown up first if you ever tried it.

The power to have an infinite supply of amazingly funny puns.

[Multiuniverse]

It's called Google.

The ability to know what ability is good

[Multiuniverse]

Only works in places with no lights.

The ability to control light.

[Multiuniverse]

Your weakness is that you have a weakness.

The ability to grant wishes

[Diru]

Get in the lamp ; )

The ability to rename things. So "Death" becomes "cooking oil" for example.

[QnSb]

You have to rename yourself to ChubbyMooshroom9. In real life.



The power to stop time for everything except myself and my laptop so I have all the time in the world to watch anime

[Cynlydia]

"Power power"s don't work. Only powers do.

The ability to change the colour of any matter.

[Hellpest]

You can only change it to the color of baby poop

Apparently you want the power to only talk about other people, so... done! Your power is that you can communicate with people instantly across the world, but only if they're online - and you can never talk about yourself.

I want the power of being a birb.

[Multiuniverse]

But only the painful ones.

The ability to don't feel pain.

[Diru]

You feel mildly uncomfortable at every touch.

The ability to make someone speak in Google Translate grammar for the next hour.

[Multiuniverse]

'Someone' is an invalid name.

The ability to ban Diru for his google translate grammar achievement.

[sunfirejr]

But you're also banned

The ability to revive anything or anyone from the dead

[sunfirejr]

But you can only travel through your own timeline and not into the distant past/far future

The ability to summon a tardis when ever I want

[Multiuniverse]

Except that when you summoned it it will spawn at the end of the universe.

The ability to go to the end of the universe

[Multiuniverse]

But you must choose it within 1 second of receiving your power, or your death will be RNGed between 1000 horrific death

The power to control RNG

[Multiuniverse]

Then your files will be corrupted sometimes.

Ability to say hi to everyone on earth at once

[Multiuniverse]

Ok, but you alone will have bad idea and get shunned and becomes an outcast

The ability to walk to the moon without dying and taking only 1 second

[Cynlydia]

You become very, very fatally wounded (You don't die, but you will very, very soon).

The ability to get a free $1 every day, from out of nowhere.

[Multiuniverse]

Sure, for only 1 day.

The ability to teleport to wherever I want without bad consequences

[Cynlydia]

You don't get bad consequences, you get good, well-thought-out consequences.

The ability to choose my role in any TOS game, even if the role is not possible.

[sunfirejr]

But you get banned by the moderators

The ability to read every language and understand it completely
(So i can read more manga)