SFM15 | III | Game Over | Mafia Wins | Karma is a Bitch

[SirCakez]

I-I'm not ready for this.

[SirCakez]

Also this was really good flavor here kudos Invenio

You've been given a gun! Also, you've become aware somebody trapped you in a torture device. You also have a slip of paper that reads: "Want to play a game? I've given one person a key to release you from your device. If you shoot and kill them, you may free yourself and live at the cost of the keyholder's life. The keyholder does not know they have a key. If you do not shoot the right person, both you and who you shot will die. You may also not shoot anyone and die alone. You can use your item alongside using the gun. Good luck!"

[Varanus]

{Star Wars "Traitor!" joke goes here.}

This?

[Killthestory]

And in that glance we shared, that moment I saw a piece of his soul, I realized he wasn't the same for me as I was for him. Somehow he just didn't share the same feelings, you could tell how uncomfortable he was around me. We had had a rough start last date, yet he insisted on it again.

Yet why wasn't he committing it it? I tried to hold his hand, but to no avail as he simply pulled away, uncomfortable at my touch. As we were walking through the storm of angry people with salt containers, he still never seemed to share any emotion with me.

I needed to know, however.

"S-S-Sir, do you... Do you feel the same about me as I do you?"

[Arcthurus]

Get a room, you two.


Also that's correct, Binks.

[SirCakez]

Not right now Kill-senpai.

[Neasans]

Also this was really good flavor here kudos Invenio

You've been given a gun! Also, you've become aware somebody trapped you in a torture device. You also have a slip of paper that reads: "Want to play a game? I've given one person a key to release you from your device. If you shoot and kill them, you may free yourself and live at the cost of the keyholder's life. The keyholder does not know they have a key. If you do not shoot the right person, both you and who you shot will die. You may also not shoot anyone and die alone. You can use your item alongside using the gun. Good luck!"

The flavor was good, but getting this at the start of N1 when the game is barely starting was not the greatest of feelings. -.-



There, however, were not enough sudoku'ing houses, which disappoints me.

[Varanus]

This wasn't bastard enough. It's actually kind of sad.

[Neasans]

This wasn't bastard enough. It's actually kind of sad.

^

[Invenio]

It was role-madness and mechanic-madness. I don't like the idea of lying to my players so maybe that's why it wasn't bastard enough.

[Varanus]

I think I see the solution to your problems, Invenio. Instead of lying, only tell them half the truth.

[Invenio]

I think I see the solution to your problems, Invenio. Instead of lying, only tell them half the truth.

Like what I did with Lof and the Parity cop confusion? Cause that's technically another alignment that acts exactly as town.

[Alzar]

Arc was sitting at his mod desk, typing up his next devious bastard game. Reverse multiball, RNG roles, and alignment dual conversion, it was all pouring into his monstrosity. The players would never know what hit them, and Arc silently laughed as he typed up his new triple-bluffing anti-Mafia Betrayer scum-sided Retributionist Town King odd Vigilante even deathproof Lookout. It was going to be perfect, in the same way that an alley in Philadelphia was clean. He started on a new role, an Odd Werewolf Even Mafia Goon Composite Vanilla Townie-

He stopped. Dread washed over him, and he looked around, trying to figure out what Dementor escaped from Azkaban. There- emerging from the shadows of his room, from the light beyond the door-

Arc screamed, and the shadowy figure stepped in, looking somewhat disgruntled. "It's me, Invenio."

Arc screamed louder.

"No, shut up, Arc. I don't have much time," Invenio said as he rushed to Arcthurus and clasped his hands. "I won't last the night. You're going to have to continue SFM15 for me, don't let it die."

"I... what?" Arc tried to figure out what to say, but nothing came to him. Invenio was wheezing and shaking in front of him, and Arc was at a loss of words for how to respond to this entirely unexpected scenario. He didn't even know Invenio was capable of dying at all, since he seemed so much like some sort of demonic force. "Slow down. Invenio, what's wrong?"

"Cakez. He's... shooting me." Invenio sobbed, throwing himself into Arc's manly arms and crying into his shoulder. Arc awkwardly patted Invenio, still very confused. He ate a potato chip, since he was hungry, but the potato chip didn't do anything to help.

"That's nice."

Arc then realised this was the entirely wrong thing to say.

Invenio paused and stepped back, blushing. He reached into his pocket, his hand reaching deep and fiddling with what seemed to be a hard bulge in his pants. "No, no, Arc. I didn't want it to be like this, but..."

Arc's life briefly flashed before his eyes as he considered what Invenio might've been doing in his pockets like that.

"... Will you marry me?"

Invenio held a small, black box in his hand. It popped open, revealing a bright green Ring Pop. He was kneeling on the floor, and Arc really, really wished that it was the alternative.

".. Sure, okay." Arc was very afraid.

Invenio smiled at him. "Excellent," he said, and put the Ring Pop into his mouth, running off and throwing a small, purple object into Arc's lap. A moment later, Arc heard a gunshot. Arc blinked for a moment, then heard the sound of a body hitting the ground outside. He blinked again and looked down into his lap, and begin screaming. This time, he didn't stop.

In his lap was Invenio's... toy.

[ShortcutButton]

Reveal time, I was a mafia-aligned spectator and I had to make comments in various other parts of the forums that could be seen and not seen as discussing the game at the same time, and my goal was to influence the gods not to kill one of the mafia.

I failed.

[Invenio]

/modkill alzar postgame

[Swordsworth]

[SirCakez]

[FMLSheWas12]

Oh my, that made me sticky.

[Invenio]

:)

Did this have enough inner workings for you?

[ShortcutButton]

Oh my, that made me sticky.

same

[Alzar]

/modkill alzar postgame

"I've had enough of you," Invenio growled at Alzar. Alzar backed into the corner, eyes wide and staring straight into the barrel of Invenio's revolver. "I'm done with your fanfics all over my clean game threads." He snarled, the cigar in his mouth glowing redly.

"I-" Alzar began, clearly about to start saying fanfiction out loud, but Invenio shot them in the head.

[Invenio]

Ok, but can we appreciate how alzar didn't kill himself night one?

[SirCakez]

I finished reading the big broken dead chat.


*commits sudoku*

[Alzar]

invenio did you give me that item just to watch that happen :(

[Invenio]

invenio did you give me that item just to watch that happen

It was a premade item. I would have given it to anyone who suggested I give them a gun tbh. You picking it was just the cherry on top.