Of Wills and Death Notes

[AceTrainerMitsy76]

So lately, I've been getting Serial Killer a lot. It's a good role, but when you're really hyped for town roles, it gets redundant. I got SK again earlier this week, and being the witty master mind I am, wrote this in my will.
"If I had a nickel for every time I got this role in the past three days
I would have five nickels
And I'd trade them for a quarter
And I'd buy a bouncy ball
:3"
Or something along those lines. The town got a bit of a kick out of it when they lynched me.

So the point of this is, have you guys ever written or seen a will or death note that was really noteworthy, funny, etc.?

[RannaDes]

One time I was the SK, every time I killed someone, I have always made it to where I was so clumsy to one point where there was so much blood on the floor that I slipped and killed the next person as my target, screaming that I was so sorry. Sadly, that person was protected, so I ended up dying. But luckily I had my will set up to share a "Here lies [name] he was a beloved man, He loved all of his fellow townies, but sadly he was also a dangerous clutz. May he rest in peace, and everyone feel safer that this idiot is no longer a risk to everyone's safety"

Everyone either laughed or played along. Was so much fun

[MiniatureCowgirl]

My favorite sk death note
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger........ Well, I guess you wouldn't know about that, would you?"

Also, any time I can incriminate people by mocking how they type makes me laugh soooooooo hard when the town falls for it.

[cowsgomoo]

Had this game where the sk's death note was 'Last one to talk in chat dies tonight'. Being the funny guy that i am, i made a joke out of it in chat but no one else said anything.
Still, i had the hope that there was still a doctor alive and he would save me right? Nope.
The rest of the game was played in silence as no one wanted to die next. Great strategy for sk...not so much for the townies.

[Absol1991]

It was a Survivor's last will.


"IM A SURVIVOR!
Well, I guess if your reading this I didn't do that good of a job..."

[Absol1991]

Another game there was somebody called Mary. I was SK. In my death note, I put, "Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow. But then one day, it turned to coal, and ate this player's fucking soul."


Mary got hanged soon, and was a Mafioso! Haha

[AceTrainerMitsy76]

I was the SK, named skitty because for some reason there was an unintentional Pokemon theme. I won, so no one got to see my will...

The first two letters in skitty are...

[LeDerpinator]

Named myself "Physco Girl", got mayor and revealed day one.
Later, a witch controlled a vigilante to shoot me.

My will:

[Mental Hospital DOSSIER]

Patient #237: LeDerpinator
Diagnosed: Multi-Identity Disorder

History:
-Claimed to be Lady Gaga
-Claimed to be a woman's left nostril
-Claimed to be a mayor

[Pixies]

There has been a handful of times where I played as "Dr Catnip" and of the FEW times I was doctor I put this:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Doc's Notes -

Take 1 tablespoon of
somethinghere three time daily.

do not eat before taking medicine

Side effects include: killing people,
forgetting roles, getting lynched or
leaving the game.

Please report any normal side effects to
the town immediately!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sometimes I add more, others I dont. The other day someone had started to put a recipe down in the deathnotes after killing someone and as the townies we were like "eh?" Cause each deathnote wasnt the same. Someone was like "Are we baking a human?" which gave some of us a laugh, but it turned out it was a recipe for a cake XD

[CuntyMcShitballs]

Sometimes as a jailor, I make my death note: "Marked for incineration."

[PiePerson]

Named myself Bob Seger
was a transporter
Was hung
last will
"Here I am on the road again
there I am on the stage
here I go playing star again
There I go...
turn the page"

[CuntyMcShitballs]

Named myself Bob Seger
was a transporter
Was hung
last will
"Here I am on the road again
there I am on the stage
here I go playing star again
There I go...
turn the page"

That's awesome.

[Pixies]

I had one game earlier today! There was three of us (me, who was framer, a Janitor and the Godfather), and I noticed that the deathnote said 'faggets' for a few nights. I knew we had a spy, so I said in chat to change the deathnote. the GF said "Putin doesnt like them either" and I replied "I dont care, Change it."

He ended up changing it cause I think he was afraid that I would rat him out. lol

[TheThief]

I usually my wills talk about wallets. Cuz I am the Thief...

(My character has an addiction to wallets.)

Arsonist:
"You found me. I just..... needed to silence the screams coming from their wallets. The fire smothered their screams, so it soothed my soul"

Investigator (anyone that is town and has a night role):
"If your wallet is gone when I visited, it was not me!"

Serial Killer and Witch:
"They died because I just wanted to borrow their wallet. Is that a problem?"

[Veeena]

If I am SK, I'd use dark poetry involving myself or the beginning of the Gospel of John (The Bible) involving myself.

Ex:
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with me, and the Word was myself. Forsaken, you shall not bear. I give you the Word, and the Word was in me, and the Word IS ME...

[Kaboosh]

My signature is one a use a lot.

[CluelessTortoise]

I really hope the use of awful puns in wills or death notes is not frowned upon too much.
Because I do that a lot...
My favorite - "I'd make a chemistry pun here but all the good ones argon."

I'm also a big fan of quoting - "I commend my soul to any god that can find it".