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Do you like Mafia? You'll love Survivor, and and we're hosting games of them all the time! It's super easy to join and learn how to play, and the best part is- it's all on discord! Join the Finnvivor discord server to see when signups for a new game go up! Click here to join the server or DM me on discord for details! !
There is a cloaked male standing on a boardwalk in some island, probably somewhere in The Pacific Ocean for all we know.
N: "Hello, everybody, I am your host, N, and welcome to the season premier of everyone's favorite show..., FORUM SURVIVOR! That's right, you thought we canned it, but guess what!? We're coming at you live with a new, remastered season! This... is... Forum Survivor 2.1!"
N walks across the boardwalk slowly, and the camera follows his exact movements.
N: "Now, I'm sure we have our fair share of new viewers this season, so some of you may not be all that familiar with the series, but that's okay. Forum Survivor is a reality TV show that emphasizes the concept of survival. In the game, our contestants will be split up into teams and compete in challenges. The loser of the challenge will have to vote someone off the island, to be eliminated from the game. Forever. The last person standing when all the smoke clears is the sole survivor, and will win $1,000,000!"
As N finishes his sentence, he reaches the end of the boardwalk. A boat is conveniently docking as he gets there.
N: "Without further ado, let's meet our contestants, shall we?"
The first contestant walks off the boat. He seems to be dressed in rapper attire, and the first thing he does upon exiting the ship is turn to the camera and drop a sick beat.
Liliam Pumpernickel: "Yo what's good? Lil Pump's here, ya boy from the hood!" N: "Hey, Lil Pump, welcome to the show! How does it feel to be here?" Lil Pump: "Feels great, N. Also, since I'm here, new album dropping next month, I call it "Pump Your Rump," 8 great new tracks, all straight fire, all dope, all lit, no haters allowed, if you a hater get the fuck out now!" N: "Well, I'm sure the entire Lil Pump fan base is here now. So more viewers I guess. Anyway, good luck, Lil Pump!" Lil Pump: " 'preciate it!"
N fistpumps Lil Pump.
N: "Anyway, let's meet our next contestant..."
A fairly strong girl carrying a rather large stick walks off the ship next.
N: "Ladies and gentlemen, Dalia Yeets, leader of the kek mafia!" Dalia Yeets: "Hey N, I trust you're ready to hand over the million to me and my boys." N: "You've gotta win it first. The competition here's tough." Dalia: "Doesn't look very tough to me." Lil Pump: "Bitch, what did you just say?" Dalia: "I said you don't look very tough to me!"
Dalia swings her stick fiercely.
Lil Pump: "Bitch fuck off with that tiny ass stick, thing's got a length shorter than MY DICK!" Dalia: "Boy, I oughta smack you with this!" Lil Pump: "Come o'er here then, if you wanna fight! I don't give a fuck, I'll send you to the light!" N: "Do you really have to rap every single time you diss someone?" Lil Pump: "Yep."
N sighed, while Dalia looked annoyed. A third contestant walked off of the ship next.
N: "Everyone, Wolfy!" Wolfy: "Oh, hi. Um, didn't know I was gonna be on camera..... This is part of the internship, right? Wait, you can edit this out, right?" N: "Dude, you're competing." Wolfy: "Wait, I am?" N: "Yeah..." Wolfy: "Wait, so can I like, walk back in the boat and we re-film? And you edit all this out?" N: "Nope, cuz this is being aired live!" Wolfy: "FUCK!" Lil Pump: "Ooooooooohhhh, take that lil noob, you're on live TV and you look like a boob!" N: "I give that one a four outta ten, props for saying it on the spot, though."
Wolfy quietly walks to the back, away from all the action and cameras, while Lil Pump flashes N a thumbs up. A fourth contestant begins to walk off the ship.
Timur Uberlime: "Hello, fine chaps." Lord N: "Ah, Timur, out first contestant from The United Kingdom... Please don't tell me you're gonna become a British stereotype..." Timur: "No worries, N. I actually don't like tea, in fact, I work at a coffee shop as my part-time job." N: "Well, that's reassuring." Timur: "Anyway, I'm here because I hope to win the million pounds, that way I can become a doctor and make something out of my family name." N: "...It's not a million pounds." Timur: "Oh, that seemed like a bit too much. A million shillings, then?"
N:Spoiler:
Timur: "What?" N: "This is an American show. The prize money is in American money." Timur: "OH! So a million quarters, then. Gotcha!" N: "You know what, just. Next contestant, walk off the ship already."
The fifth contestant began walking off of the ship. He is a middle-aged man wearing fur clothing, and when he speaks he has a thick Russian accent.
Comrade Vladimir Fiedler: "Greetings, I am Comrade Vladimir Fiedler, leader of the Communist Party of The United States of America. Glory be to the States!" Timur: "Right, mind if I just call you Vlad, then?" Dalia: "Yeah, no way am I gonna remember that." Vlad: "It's no problem. By the way, it is fricking hot out here." Dalia: "You're wearing a fur coat, dude." Vlad: "Oh, that explains it." N: "So, anyway, why are you on the show?" Vlad: "Well, I firmly believe communism will benefit the United States! I am here to raise money for funding the Communist Party, and to represent our glorious ideals." Lil Pump: "The fuck is dis bitch? With a fur coat. Go back to Alaska, you fat old goat!" N: "Six out of ten." Vlad: "I'm sorry, this is supposed to be a patriotic American. You're a disgrace to your country with your rudeness." Lil Pump: "I don't give a fuck bitch, you a commie ass. You a salty hater, go back to the grass!" N: "Three out of ten. Unsure about the grass reference." Timur: "Four point three out of ten for me." N: "Anyway, let's meet our sixth contestant-" Vlad: "Wait, I don't get a chance to diss him back?" N: "This is a thirty minute show... Well technically this a series primer hour-long special... But you get the point, we have a schedule to keep. Save the drama for challenges and elimination." Vlad: "Er, alright then."
The sixth contestant walks off the ship.
Finn Martin: "Oh, hi everyone!" N: "Ladies and gentlemen, Finn Martin. An... adventuring hero, apparently, according to his application." Finn: "It was weird, I got taken from some wormhole or something and I don't even know where I am right now." N: "Well, isn't that a convenient plot excuse for a cartoon character to exist in another universe." Finn: "Huh?" N: "Nevermind. Just a little 4th wall joke." Finn: "What's a fourth wa-"
Because it would be dangerous for Finn, or any other of the contestants to realize the fourth wall existed, the seventh cast member conveniently walked off of the ship at this time.
Cecil McToucan: "Hey everyone! My name's Cecil, glad to be on the show, and nice to meet all of you!" N: "Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Cecil! Now, you're an aspiring author, correct? I must admit, I am a huge fan of your work." Cecil: "Correct, I wrote 'Three Gales' and 'Little Orange Droplets.' " Lil Pump: "Orange is right, just like your face. You look like a toucan gettin hit with a mace! Your face is gay and orange, and your brain is.... Uh..." Timur: "Um, nothing rhymes with orange. One out of ten." N: "Five point five out of ten. First verse was fire. Second verse needs some rethinking." Cecil: "Huh, as an author and partial poet I can respect your skills there. Seven out of ten."
Cecil and Lil Pump fistbump.
Cecil: "Now I see why they call you lil' pump." Lil Pump: "Ha, but 4real, why does your face look like a toucan?" Cecil: "Haha, I, uh, I actually don't know."
The eighth contestant walks off the boat next.
Liana: "Hey everyone!" N: "Ah, Liana. Welcome to the show." Liana: "Feels great to be here, N!"
She smiles, but when she catches sight of Dalia holding a stick, her demeanor changes. She backs away a little.
Dalia: "What, afraid of STICKS!?" Liana: "Wait, N, nobody can bring anything to the island, r-right...? Shouldn't you confiscate that stick?" N: "I mean, it's only a stick. It's not like it's a spear or a sword or a knife. There are plenty of sticks already around here on the island, anyway." Liana: "Well, uh... I kinda have a fear of sticks..." Lil Pump: "This little bitch, she can't take a stick! If she can't handle that, then she can't take a dick!" Dalia: "REEEEE!" Cecil: "Dang, Lil Pump!" Finn: "My god..." Timur: "10/10 right there." N: "ROASTED!"
Liana sighed, while the next two contestants came off the ship.
Martell Baxter: "Hello, my name is Martell Baxter. Pleased to meet you, and glad to be on the show."
Martell walks off to join the rest of the cast, leaving Javi to be introduced.
Javi: "Um, hi guys, I'm Javi." N: "Javi, the series' official pain magnet. Universal attracter of misfortune... How's life treating you?" Javi: "Um, okay, I guess."
SuperDuper walks off the ship next.
SuperDuper: "Hey, N." Martell: "You don't have a color? LAME!" N: "Ahem, anyway. You're Memezaki's brother, correct?" SuperDuper: "Yes, but I've come here to take revenge on him... Remember TOS Smash Bros?" N: "Oh yeah, I remember that game-" SuperDuper: "He stole it from me. The ideas, the groudwork, the execution, the graphics, the music, the programming... IT WAS ALL MINE! I will have my revenge on him!" Timur: "Okay, yeah, random question, N, why is a SPAGOT on our show?" Dalia: "SPAGOT!" N: "Invalid question. Next!"
Nathan walks off the ship next.
Nathan Night: "Hello everybody, I'm Nathan Night, and welcome to my playthrough of Forum Survivor 2.1!" Liana: "YOUR CHANNEL SUCKS! BOOOO!" Nathan: "Noone asked you!" N: "AHEM,anyway. Nathan, I am familiar with your channel. You've had it running for 7 years, and are now one of the most famous Youtubers, correct?" Nathan: "Correct." N: "Well, good luck in the game, Nathan." Nathan: "Thank you."
Zori is next.
N: "Zori, one of our youngest contestants. Welcome to Forum Survivor. How does it feel to be here?" Zori: "It feels great. Thanks N..."
Zori walks off quickly without saying much else. Phoenix walks off the ship next.
N: "Phoenix, how does it feel to be on the show?" Phoenix Castallano: "Well, if you [bleep] me [bleep] [bleep] [really long bleep]
N turns to the camera crew.
N: "Um, did you censor that?"
A thumbs up is seen, probably being held by someone from the camera crew. Phoenix, looking relatively angry, walks off, and Babushka takes his place after he leaves.
Babushka: "GET BABUS-" N: "NEXT!"
Next is Siegfried.
Siegfried Apocalypse: "Hello, N." N: "Wait, you're not allowed to have the same font color-" Siegfried: "That's what you think... But we are related, N. We are closer than you-" N: "OH MY GOD IS THIS CAST WORSE THAN THE LAST ONE!? I THOUGHT OUR CAST WAS GONNA BE NORMAL AT FIRST!" Babushka: "Lol nope" N: "NEXT!"
Abigail walks off the ship.
Abigail: "Hey everyone!" N: "Whew, a normal cast member. Hello, Abigail, welcome to Forum Survivor." Abigail: "Hey N, it feels great to be here!" N: "Good luck!"
The next contestant walks off the ship, It's Hidden.
N: "Hidden, welcome to the game!" Hidden: "Feels great to be here, N." N: "Yep, generic line, good luck in the game!" Dalia: "You really are overusing those lines." N: "Whatever... And our last contestant..."
Ryan walks off the ship.
Ryan Seishi: "Hello, everyone." N: "Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan! And with that, the introductions are finally over!" (Thank god. Typing that all up irl was starting to get tedious.) Finn: "So, um, aren't you supposed to get us in teams or something now?" N: "Oh yes, you are getting in teams... Heeheehee, teams chosen by me for the sake of drama." Nathan: "Oh god..." Liana: "Yeah, request, can you not put me on a team with stick girl?" Dalia: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" N: "You wanna be on a team with stick girl? Okay." Dalia: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Liana: "Please no..." N: "Well then, don't worry... Because our first plot twist is starting!" Ryan: "A plot twist, huh? Do tell." N: "Well, I'm going to sort 18 of you into three teams of six. And trust me, I will personally make it so that most of you hate your teams... However, I am going to let each of you vote for one person to choose which team they go onto... After the teams are made, of course." Vlad: "Um, question, what's stopping us from all voting ourselves?" N: "Nothing, I suppose. But let's be honest. You're gonna want to be careful who you vote for. You can vote up someone you really despise that way I don't put them on your team... unless they choose to join your team, of course. Alternatively, you can vote up an ally, and hope they choose to join your team when the time comes, giving your team a numbers advantage." Cecil: "So, we just vote for whoever we want to be able to choose their team?" N: "Correct." Martell: "And whoever gets the most votes will not be put in a team by you?" N: "Correct again... Anyway, get to voting..."
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