by XerxesLeFan » Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:32 pm
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Name: Phoenix Castallano
Gender: Dudebro Fuckface
Age: Why you fucking asking, punk? Its 21, sheesh.
Occupation: Your Worst Nightmare.
Background/Personality: Man, this fucker is all over the place, damn. Bitch must have like, 70 fuckin screws loose, and probably got dropped on his head so much as a kid his head resembles a 20 sided dice. Who allowed this fucker to live? Huh, wait, that was me? Really? What a shitty fuckin idea. Damn, fuck you, past me. Even though thats like, selfcest, and thats weird. what the fuck.
Oh, you wanted to know about me? My likes, dreams, ambitions, huh? I bet you would like to know that, You asshat. You goddamn illiterate, you selfish stuck up son of a gun prick, you. Well, too fuckin bad, boo hoo! Fuck the right off, now will you?
Oh, wait, I really have to write about that? really? Fuck you. This bitch just went through one of the shittiest fuckin experiences of his life, y'know with being on a cruise ship of death and all. Dont fucking ask about that, ok? I need the shitty ass money to fucking find someone who fucked off to nowhereville without me, and i need to give him a piece of my fucking mind. Fuck him. Fuck you. Sheesh.
Can I be done now?
Other: Likes hugs <3