Who's the Wolf? 10/10 - WILL RESUME SHORTLY

[hereisme]

Haha yes! Much better.
Everyone has permission to continue in the same fashion.
Entertain me, peasants!

[jane01]

Oh by the way, these are ISO's to view everyone's posts in isolation. Obviously they're quite empty now, but they might help down the track. Or not, I don't know lol.

hereisme (HOST)

Multiuniverse
jane01
TimeToReap
Insonnolito
destruction5033
JGaming08
deathofrats0808
chitownmvp01
PokemonKidRyan
Binturong

[hereisme]

jane, you never stop amazing me.
Thanks so much for posting this because I dunno how to create ISO.
Added them to OP.

[JGaming08]

I only have 9 posts? I cannot accept this.

Anyways, what do you call a sassy dog? A SnareWolf!

[Multiuniverse]

I have another one.

What do wolves call themselves?

werewolf!

(Get it? "We're"wolf?)

[hereisme]

You're full of knee slappers, Multi. Go into comedy mate.
@JG Wouldn't that be a snaredog though? But I chuckled still.

[Insonnolito]

I fall a lot

but i get back up again

i take to steps

and i fall again

That was my beautiful song for you.

[hereisme]

Mmmm yes, I can hear the pleasant melody.
All you need now is a lute to play it on.

[Insonnolito]

what no lute = horrible noises that arent music


piano = LOVE, LIFE, LIBERTY, THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS, BEAUTY, ACTUAL MUSIC!!!

[TimeToReap]

I win Joke Wars:

Spoiler: Q: What do you do if a werewolf eats your Halloween candy?
A: Eat an apple instead!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A: A wear-wolf!

Q: Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
A: “Because no one else will do it for them!”

Q: What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
A: Anything you like – he can’t chase you!

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
A: Terrier-fied!

Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
A: He got ticks!

Q: What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A: I don’t know but I’ll join in if it laughs!

Q: How can if you have a stupid werewolf?
A: It howls at full cups of milk!

Q: What happens if you cross a werewolf with a sheep?
A: You have to get a new sheep!

Q: Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop?
A: He was chop-lifting!

Q: Why do werewolves do well at school?
A: Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Q: What does it mean if there is a werewolf in your fridge in the morning?
A: You had some party last night!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A: A where-wolf!

Q: How do you know that two werewolves have been in the fridge?
A: There are two sets of paw prints in the butter!

Q: How do you make a werewolf laugh?
A: 
Give him a funny bone to eat!

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a frog?
A: An animal that can bite you from the other side of the road!

Q: What did the werewolf say to the other werewolf at dinner?
A: Please pass the vampire!

Q: Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
A: Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: Why did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
A: Because it gave him an eerie ache!

Q: What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A: A terrified postman!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A: A weir-wolf!

Q: What is a werewolf’s favorite food?
A: You!!!!

Q: Mommy, why do all the other kids call me a werewolf?
A: Well take your friend out of your mouth before you speak!

Q: When does a dog go “moo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!

Q: What did the cowboy say when the werewolf ate is dog?
A: “Well, doggone!”

Q: What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
A: It became a wash and wearwolf.

Q: What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A: A hairy tail!

Q: What happened when the blind werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
A: When he got up he only had three legs!

Q: Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
A: He had them howling all night!

Q: How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
A: Throw a stick and shout fetch!

Q: Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
A: Because he was always snapping at things!

Q: How do you make a werewolf stew?
A: Keep him waiting for until the full moon!

Q: Why are werewolves thought of as quick witted?
A: Because they always give snappy answers!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A: A were-wolf!

Q: When is it bad luck to have a werewolf follow you?
A: When you’re a human!

Q: How does a werewolf eat an elephant?
A: 
One bite at a time!

Q: What parting gift did a mommy werewolf give to her son when he left home?
A: A hair comb!

Q: Did you hear about the sick werewolf?
A: He lost his voice but it’s howl is right for now!

Q: Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
A: It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!

Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf’s teeth?
A: CRAZY!

Q: What happens if you cross a hairdresser & werewolf?
A: A creature with an all over perm!

Q: Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere he wants to.

Q: What happened to the werewolf who ate garlic?
A: His breathe was worse than his bite.

Q: What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A: A mad dog that chases airplanes!

Q: How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car?
A: Put him in the front!

Q: Why was the werewolf upset with the skeleton?
A: He had a bone to pick with him!

Q: What did the vampire say when he heard the werewolf was coming?
A: Wolf where!

Q: What’s a werewolf favorite hobby?
A: Collecting fleas!

Q: What werewolf will laugh at any joke?
A: A ha-ha hawling werewolf!

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A: A monster who bites you, and then one that eats you!

Q: Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Q: What type of markets do werewolves avoid?
A: Flea markets!

Q: Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
A: Because Frost-bites!

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s too hard to run in squares!

Q: What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

Q: What happened to the werewolf that swallowed a firefly?
A: A bright werewolf!

Q: Why does the werewolf love Halloween?
A: The treats turn up on the front door step all night long!

[hereisme]

While pianos are magnificent, true, I imagined you singing it as a bard.
That's where my lute came from.

[hereisme]

@TTR AMA-ZING! You've created our town it's own WW themed joke book!
100 points for awesomeness.

[jane01]

Pianos and lutes are lovely, as are most musical instruments

[Multiuniverse]

@TTR AMA-ZING! You've created our town it's own WW themed joke book!
100 points for awesomeness.

He probably got it from the internet

[TimeToReap]

@TTR AMA-ZING! You've created our town it's own WW themed joke book!
100 points for awesomeness.

He probably got it from the internet

Quiet fiend! /kill Multi

[Multiuniverse]

@TTR AMA-ZING! You've created our town it's own WW themed joke book!
100 points for awesomeness.

He probably got it from the internet

Quiet fiend! /kill Multi

OMG HE'S THE WEREWOLF

CONFIRMED

[jane01]

[hereisme]

I'm gonna be flat out honest, I don't care were he got them.
It's freaking amazing! I'm gonna be reading them over and over.
Haha gotta love Multi throwing shade Day One. LoL

[Multiuniverse]

I'm gonna be flat out honest, I don't care were he got them.
It's freaking amazing! I'm gonna be reading them over and over.
Haha gotta love Multi throwing shade Day One. LoL

To be fair the shade doesn't really apply cuz no one knows whether they're werewolf or not

[hereisme]

Hence the -

LoL

[TheNightmareFox]

can i join as backup?

[hereisme]

can i join as backup?

Of course! If you don't get to play, I'll probably do a second run too.

[TheNightmareFox]

can i join as backup?

Of course! If you don't get to play, I'll probably do a second run too.

thx

[PokemonKidRyan]

Ahhhh. The typical memes and joking around for day 1.
Surprised there's no discussion going.
Then again, I suppose I could talk and lead more

[JGaming08]

I just saw them jokes TTR.

I thought better of you.