VLDR - Master's Last Wish - Game Over

[Chemist1422]

At least I didn't try to kill you at all

[XerxesLeFan]

JS tho, If you did manage to kill Emma, I would have ended you right on the fucking spot

lol sure

JS tho, If you did manage to kill Emma, I would have ended you right on the fucking spot

k buddy you say that to yourself

I'm...so confused

You guys knew I had 20 Inches in my pants, right??

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

JS tho, If you did manage to kill Emma, I would have ended you right on the fucking spot

lol sure

JS tho, If you did manage to kill Emma, I would have ended you right on the fucking spot

k buddy you say that to yourself

I'm...so confused

You guys knew I had 20 Inches in my pants, right??

i 2v1'd erika and lof at the end of the game with a fractured leg, fucked shoulders, and a useless hand

k buddy you think that you would have killed me good dream

[XerxesLeFan]

At that point in the Parlor, a strong breeze would have fucked you

Much less a shotgun blast

I'm willing to argue my theoretical point that I atleast would have made a dent

Considering you didn't have any guns

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

At that point in the Parlor, a strong breeze would have fucked you

Much less a shotgun blast

I'm willing to argue my theoretical point that I atleast would have made a dent

Considering you didn't have any guns

i had drugs

[Chemist1422]

pls give pats

[Nellyfox]

i liked the text chat me and xerxes had except for when my PHONE got taken AWAY

but its fine bc i got it at the end

[XerxesLeFan]

You already had most of the Parlor fighting against you

You WOULD have died if I had not helped you

I'm just saying, that, if at a theoretical point in time, Emma died,

You're dealing with a Man Who Has Nothing To Lose, and An Entire Shotgun Shoved Down His Fucking Pants

@Chem
pat pat
I was RIGHT and it was the MOTHERFUCKING DETECTIVE
BUT NOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING ALFRED

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

You already had most of the Parlor fighting against you

You WOULD have died if I had not helped you

I'm just saying, that, if at a theoretical point in time, Emma died,

You're dealing with a Man Who Has Nothing To Lose, and An Entire Shotgun Shoved Down His Fucking Pants

@Chem
pat pat
I was RIGHT and it was the MOTHERFUCKING DETECTIVE
BUT NOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING ALFRED

well for you it was easy you knew it wasnt emma

i think im the only person to have figured it out by i thought it was nelly at first too because erika had one eye but then i realized you aim with one eye closed so then i was like it's defo erika

[XerxesLeFan]

LOF I LOVE YOU BUT UR THE SHITTIEST DETECTIVE EVER AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN LAUGH AT MY SHOTGUN DICK JOKE

SHAME

well for you it was easy you knew it wasnt emma

i think im the only person to have figured it out by i thought it was nelly at first too because erika had one eye but then i realized you aim with one eye closed so then i was like it's defo erika

3 BULLET WOUNDS BUDDY

THE FACT ERIKA HAS ONE EYE MEANS JACK S H I T

But ur right
I did have an advantage
So u got me there

[LordofFail]

JS tho, If you did manage to kill Emma, I would have ended you right on the fucking spot

lol sure

JS tho, If you did manage to kill Emma, I would have ended you right on the fucking spot

k buddy you say that to yourself

I'm...so confused

You guys knew I had 20 Inches in my pants, right??

i 2v1'd erika and lof at the end of the game with a fractured leg, fucked shoulders, and a useless hand

k buddy you think that you would have killed me good dream

you should have needed 4 20s just to shoot me - one for CON, one for WIL and then two for shooting. You were lying prone on the ground with a corpse on top of you and bleeding out with a bullet in your chest and loads of stab wounds.

You should have been paralyzed from pain lol

im still mad that my action of put a gun to your head and shoot wasn't processed first

[Chemist1422]

At least some people got a semi-happy ending flavorwise

And Onyx is one of my favorite characters so far, shame I died so early

[XerxesLeFan]

Vahn: lemme carry out Emma :(((
Tobias: This is a bad idea
Vahn: plz
Tobias: ok, jeez, fine
Vahn: Steals Emma's phone and OUTS EVERYTHING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT

Tobias:

[TheGreatFurudoErika]

I still want to know why my objective changed from "get the will" to "kill everyone including yourself".

You already had most of the Parlor fighting against you

You WOULD have died if I had not helped you

I'm just saying, that, if at a theoretical point in time, Emma died,

You're dealing with a Man Who Has Nothing To Lose, and An Entire Shotgun Shoved Down His Fucking Pants

@Chem
pat pat
I was RIGHT and it was the MOTHERFUCKING DETECTIVE
BUT NOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING ALFRED

What are you saying? The detective can never be the culprit in a murder mystery.
I just didn't happen to be it this time around.

[XerxesLeFan]

LMAO

SHIT YOU GOT ME THERE

WELL PLAYED

:clap: :clap:

Hey Erika, I also love you too

But what the FUCK was with you insulting Gebura in the Kitchen that eventually got ur eye and tongue taken out

Please

I'm dying to know

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

I still want to know why my objective changed from "get the will" to "kill everyone including yourself".

You already had most of the Parlor fighting against you

You WOULD have died if I had not helped you

I'm just saying, that, if at a theoretical point in time, Emma died,

You're dealing with a Man Who Has Nothing To Lose, and An Entire Shotgun Shoved Down His Fucking Pants

@Chem
pat pat
I was RIGHT and it was the MOTHERFUCKING DETECTIVE
BUT NOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING ALFRED

What are you saying? The detective can never be the culprit in a murder mystery.
I just didn't happen to be it this time around.

i maimed you so your wincon swapped

JS tho, If you did manage to kill Emma, I would have ended you right on the fucking spot

lol sure

JS tho, If you did manage to kill Emma, I would have ended you right on the fucking spot

k buddy you say that to yourself

I'm...so confused

You guys knew I had 20 Inches in my pants, right??

i 2v1'd erika and lof at the end of the game with a fractured leg, fucked shoulders, and a useless hand

k buddy you think that you would have killed me good dream

you should have needed 4 20s just to shoot me - one for CON, one for WIL and then two for shooting. You were lying prone on the ground with a corpse on top of you and bleeding out with a bullet in your chest and loads of stab wounds.

You should have been paralyzed from pain lol

im still mad that my action of put a gun to your head and shoot wasn't processed first

[milte345]

Mod rant, Mechanics, Role Doc, and Game sheet posted.

[milte345]

I still want to know why my objective changed from "get the will" to "kill everyone including yourself".

You already had most of the Parlor fighting against you

You WOULD have died if I had not helped you

I'm just saying, that, if at a theoretical point in time, Emma died,

You're dealing with a Man Who Has Nothing To Lose, and An Entire Shotgun Shoved Down His Fucking Pants

@Chem
pat pat
I was RIGHT and it was the MOTHERFUCKING DETECTIVE
BUT NOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING ALFRED

What are you saying? The detective can never be the culprit in a murder mystery.
I just didn't happen to be it this time around.

Mechanic, if your will dropped below a certain amount (either via bodily mutilation or witnessing a lot of death), your wincon would change.

Unfortunately due to chubby that triggered damn near instantly.

[XerxesLeFan]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CRAWLSPACE TAPE

[Chemist1422]

If y'all are wondering I was the most benign role in the game so I had to die first

p-edit:

Chen Needs An Intervention - 02/21/2019
Tape 5 is massive exposition exposing Emma and Tobias, then naming Grace as his heir and saying the will is buried in the small patch of dirt inside the crawspace

[XerxesLeFan]

....Exposing??

Oh lord damn it, I didn't have the moral highground after all?

[Chemist1422]

I had the moral high ground the entire time

[Nellyfox]

50% of this game i was unconscious
50% of this game i was experiencing ptsd

limesLim

[TheGreatFurudoErika]

LMAO

SHIT YOU GOT ME THERE

WELL PLAYED

:clap: :clap:

Hey Erika, I also love you too

But what the FUCK was with you insulting Gebura in the Kitchen that eventually got ur eye and tongue taken out

Please

I'm dying to know

If I still had a tongue I would tell you.

I still want to know why my objective changed from "get the will" to "kill everyone including yourself".

You already had most of the Parlor fighting against you

You WOULD have died if I had not helped you

I'm just saying, that, if at a theoretical point in time, Emma died,

You're dealing with a Man Who Has Nothing To Lose, and An Entire Shotgun Shoved Down His Fucking Pants

@Chem
pat pat
I was RIGHT and it was the MOTHERFUCKING DETECTIVE
BUT NOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING ALFRED

What are you saying? The detective can never be the culprit in a murder mystery.
I just didn't happen to be it this time around.

i maimed you so your wincon swapped

I failed to see how that affected anything, which is why I asked you if you had the power to change win conditions at one point.

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

....Exposing??

Oh lord damn it, I didn't have the moral highground after all?

basically emma would be revealed as using people as tools

but ur story arc made that impossible