Zero Escape: VLDR - G.A.I.A. [Game 0ver]

[XerxesLeFan]

Pretty sure lots of STD's are transmitted with blood...so...your fucked, buddy.

[IAmAMunchlax]

It'll be safe in my hands, I won't let Munch abuse it ever again!

STO P P

[Technetium]

Pretty sure lots of STD's are transmitted with blood...so...your fucked, buddy.

Well I doubt any STD related symptoms will show up until after escape, if he survives
But what do I know I'm not a doctor

[PuffOfCocoa]

Pretty sure lots of STD's are transmitted with blood...so...your fucked, buddy.

....Munch. If I get an std I wouldn't want to be you

[Clevera]

What's a thot?

[PuffOfCocoa]

An acronym for That Hoe Over There, commonly used as an insult.

[Technetium]

What's a thot?

Those who use the term would claim basically any female is one, if I recall.

[Schultz128]

That trident was supposed to be mine.

No it wasn't, I earned it from the decision game

[Technetium]

There were three weapons before it was decided how many people would participate in the game.
We only earned them by posting to take them first.

[Aeolian]

Puff hands the blood-soaked screwdriver to Nelly.


If you're worried about getting STDs from blood, you have some extreme kinks.

[Aeolian]

PSA: Roaming will start tomorrow first thing tomorrow* at the very latest.

[PuffOfCocoa]

maybe I do

There you go nelly. Do good things with it.

[Clevera]

.... oh

[IAmAMunchlax]

No kinkshamming aeo smh

[PuffOfCocoa]

Come on Aeo, Munch is right. Let me be kinky.

[Nellyfox]

Come on Aeo, Munch is right. Let me be kinky.

Babe?

[Aeolian]

Roaming has begun.

Do not post at this time.

[Aeolian]

Oh me, oh my... Now this is unfortunate. I have just gotten word that we have an... uninvited* guest aboard our plane!
*debatable

Oh, before you get the wrong idea, it's not some mysterious 13th person. That'd be cliche! What's NOT cliche is that
It's a bomb.


...Uh, yeah that's pretty much it. I don't want this plane going down in an explosion that's not ordained by me, so if you all could take care of that thing before it blows you all up, that'd be great.

[Aeolian]

This may seem sudden, however I think it is appropriate. I have been distracted lately and it has been impacting the game negatively. I wanted to host this so that I and others can have fun, and that is precisely what is not happening when things are dragging on how they have been, and I know it will be the same or get worse as it goes on. With that in mind, I'm in a mindset where I have no motivation to push the game on because I know that it will be slow and boring overall, among other reasons. I have been contemplating it for a few days, and I feel it better (if only for myself) to end the game now.
I apologize for the lackluster hosting, but thank you all for playing.
If you have any questions about the game, feel free to ask.

Game 0ver.


Roles
Note that I tweaked some roles just before sending them out, so what you received may not match up to what you see here.
Spoiler:

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⎧ timurtheking
⎩「The Doctor」


Certified Lifesaver - You can treat wounds with finesse and can even bring someone back from certain death... with the right supplies.
Emergency Surgery - You are dextrous and know where to aim, making non-blunt weapons even deadlier in your hands.


Escape without any murderers.

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⎧ andilin1
⎩「The Elder」


Black Belt - You are a master in hand-to-hand combat. You are inexperienced with weapons, however.
Thick Skull - You cannot be incapacitated by a physical attack.


Escape with half or more of all currently living players.

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⎧ XerxesLeFan
⎩「An Agent」


Half a Mind - You can privately speak with your partner, Schultz128, anytime and anywhere.
Night Vision - You can see clearly even when visibility would otherwise be zero.


Escape with Schultz128. If they die, commit three murders and escape.

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⎧ Schultz128
⎩「An Agent」


Half a Mind - You can privately speak with your partner, XerxesLeFan, anytime and anywhere.
Agility - You are quick but have less strength.


Escape with XerxesLeFan. If they die, ensure their murderer is dead and escape with no more than two others.

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⎧ SuperWeegee
⎩「The Detective」


Interrogation - Every Discussion phase, you may learn the win condition of any one player.


Escape.

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⎧ IAmAMunchlax
⎩「The Paragon」


Thaumaturgy - You can combine items in unique ways.


Escape.

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⎧ PuffOfCocoa
⎩「The Officer」


Russian Roulette - You start with an item.


Escape.

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⎧ Nellyfox
⎩「The Nurse」


Idolization - Choose any player at the start of the game: you will be shown their full rolecard.
Bedside Manner - Once, you may heal someone of all their injuries to a full recovery.


See someone's rolecard; help them win. If they complete their goal, you win no matter what. Alternatively, escape with 8 others.

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⎧ Clevera
⎩「The Mime」


Mirror Move I - Kill someone to gain one of their abilities.
Mirror Move II - Kill someone to gain one of their abilities.
Sorrow Shared - At any time, select a player whose win condition you copy. If you win, so do they... but not the other way around.


...?

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⎧ ChubbyMooshroom9
⎩「The Vigilante」


Gauntlet - Your right arm may look normal, but it is actually cybernetic. It has extreme strength and restorative properties. If it becomes damaged, your whole body becomes debilitated.


Witness and/or commit four murders total and escape. Alternatively, ensure you never get successfully betrayed in the Ambidex Game and escape.

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⎧ ProfessorArceus
⎩「The Rogue」


Sticky Fingers - You can secretly steal and plant items when few others are around.
Well Equipped - You start with some items.


Escape with no more than three others. Alternatively, escape with the highest amount of BP.

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⎧ Technetium
⎩「The Knight」


Cuirass Past - You wear some sort of armor - this is obvious to the other players. It gives you high strength, is protective, but is quite cumbersome.
Calculated Compassion - You cannot kill directly.


Escape while only six players are left alive, including you. Alternatively, find a way to remove your armor and escape.

[Nellyfox]

i love aeo

Spoiler:

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? Schultz128
?「The Gay」


Homo what? - You're gay. Like, really gay.
Cooties - Girls are gross, so don't touch them. You'll die.


Escape while being the gayest player (not difficult for you).

Hey so nelly, wanna do our first thrust exercise?

You look at the computer, not much has changed except for the screen. On it, you see two words:

Begin
>Shoot one.

AS THEY SAY IN CANADA PEACE OOT

nvm i guess i can't leave

Nelly licks Xerxes due to a processing error, or something.

God is watching.

I am sorry to inform you, but you may not send in an action to have intercourse in this game.


You know who you are.

/PRESS A BUTTON ON MY REMOTE

Your remote can't help you now Nelly.

Someone's definitely getting coal this year for being naughty, not naming any names but it's Nelly.

[PuffOfCocoa]

You don't need to apologize doing what's best for you Aeo. I did have fun, however, and would like to say that you did not do a lackluster job hosting in the slightest.

[timurtheking]

It was fun while it lasted, great job on hosting and interesting roles

[IAmAMunchlax]

I still enjoy the fact that Weegee took Puff's toy gun while i was just an innocent bystander and then I got knocked out by Puff because he thought i took his gun.

10/10 would play again.

[SuperWeegee]

I still enjoy the fact that Weegee took Puff's toy gun while i was just an innocent bystander and then I got knocked out by Puff because he thought i took his gun.

10/10 would play again.

That probably wasn't the smartest move in hindsight, considering that he was so open about the fact that he had a gun.

[PuffOfCocoa]

Honestly...I just did that because I didn't want any witnesses watching me kill Weegee. The "forgetfulness" was just a ploy.