by Schultz128 » Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:05 am
Huh?
Lilith walks over, looming over Spanner, and pinches his ear.
Y'know, ever since swapping into this body, I've felt less and less like myself. I know I said before that I didn't want to be the babysitter for all of these kids here, but that was just Grace. Now you've got....Grillith? Lace? I don't know, I'll figure it out.
But, what're you gonna do with all that money?
Don't be so selfish! One and I are included too. First of all, what you don't get from allowance is what's going into a trust fund so you can get actual proper schooling, for both of you! You'd fly the coop a lot sooner for your age but you are in no mental shape to be on your own, so you're gonna learn the family experience.
You're gonna be in high school at LEAST until you're 21, no exceptions unless you are a prodigy child. No college out the bat either, you're gonna learn to cope through animals, because welcome to your new job out of High School at Remington Zoo with me! You need a therapist as well, or else you're not gonna get along with anyone at school or in real life.
Sign language lessons too! We can't waste money on markers and whiteboards, they're impractical and the fumes are for druggies, and you're NOT going back on the street, and One is NOT gonna be getting her clothes dirty in ink! And we're gonna get you some actual damn clothes, no more cloaks, and NO MORE TINFOIL, YOUNG MAN. And I'll be damned if you leave my nest without knowing how to sweep a damn house...!
Lilith rambles on for another minute or so before letting go of Spanner's ear.
You cool with that, One?