Zero Escape: VLDR - Calm Before the Storm

[Cyantic]

Not really, no. But um. In my defence further I kinda... kinda assumed you knew.

[ryanyb]

but anyway
jacket guy
bonus drinks for you if you use the knife on my list *cam says eerily cheerily*

lets be real yall
i tried so hard to prevent this shit

[ryanyb]

i even had ice breakers planned

[ryanyb]

hey one of you priest bitches
no offense
bitches not
supposed to be an insult
i just
you know
language
anyway
who is stanley?
cuz
I really dont
like
know how he fits into the entire
i dunno
thing
and like
idk man

[Cyantic]

If you even think about touching Stanley... I'll make sure you fucking regret it. He's off limits. Nobody gets to touch a fucking hair on his body, right?

He's a better man than me, so that about does it for the news I think.

[ryanyb]

*cam reels back a bit*
ey
eyyy
im not touching anyone
can you just like
explain
who he is
so that
we can
figure out
who the invisibitches are
which i am now extending to include the bomber

[ryanyb]

because honestly the rudest thing anyone has done thus far is sneak up behind me and STEAL MY FUCKING COFFEE

[XerxesLeFan]

....Mags. Chill. Jesus. Tone it down.

Priest? The fuck? On this airplane? I think not.

icebreakers? Really? Like what?

[Cyantic]

... Hell, I guess that's reason enough. I won't let that happen. No matter what. He's not Zero and that's all that fucking matters. He isn't and neither is Percival. And if you get any bright ideas, I'll make sure you won't have those any longer. What do I even have to lose?

No. Fuck that. If... if you're going to advocate even hurting him, you deserve to get yelled at. I'm not going to let anyone fucking hurt him. And I'm not gonna let anyone hurt Percival.

[Arcthurus]

(stanley is munch. you can find that and other useful information on the thread's second post. @ryan)

[XerxesLeFan]

Mags maaaaagggssssss nobody is threatening anyone ok, except for Zero, please defenestrate them if possible.

Please calm down.

[ryanyb]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags

nooooo

i
really like you and percy
i just
stanley doesnt really speak much
and
ok
sure
hes not bomber
hes not zero
ok
okok
okokokokook
okoko
you win
but
who is he

(yes I know stanley is munch)

[Arcthurus]

Whatever, whatever. Aeo, if you even- even give a rats ass anymore, I wanna have a 1v1 with you sometime. A conversation, not a fight. Fuck if I know when is gonna be a good time for that, but- but i'm just getting it out there.

Hmpf. Fine.

[Cyantic]

I... fine. Right. Right. Sure. He's just this guy... but you know, we hit it off. He's friendly, he's fucking fantastic. I said I would help him be less afraid and well... I'm trying. I'm fucking trying.

I have to find those fucking instructions. Why did I even come here? I'm wasting time.

[ryanyb]

ooo
so hes ur hubby
ok
thats cool

[renetear]

Have you tried using the key card on the room beyond the rec room?

[XerxesLeFan]

Fine is better than no, atleast, considering your usual conversational tone.

If you really wanna know more about the guy, Cam, you should ask them. Like, them. Themselves.

[ryanyb]

well ya see i would
but they're being real quiet right now
and so like
yall are the next best thing

[ryanyb]

WAIT ARE YALL PERCYS' PARENTS?

[Cyantic]

That's electrical. Go there if you want to be depressed as fuck at our odds here. And no, I'm not... like that, Cam.

[XerxesLeFan]

Oh GROSS do NOT even go there, oh disgusting, please no

This Jury isn't THAT rigged.

[ryanyb]

and then stanley ran away from home
and
percy grew up with HIS MOM AND SO
THATS WHY HE LIKES BIG BEEFY ARMS?
did I get it right

[ryanyb]

aw

[Cyantic]

No. I'm still technically a virgin, so it's pretty hard for me to have had kids.

[Cyantic]

Besides, Percy's about my age, I'd guess, anyway. I'm 26.