Zero Escape: VLDR - Calm Before the Storm

[Cyantic]

Why don't you ask him? Hell, it's not even that hard to put together. Fucking liar...

[Arcthurus]

Hey no one leave just yet. Any of y'all find any ID passes? Or anything that looks like a thing where an ID pass would be?

[Cyantic]

Five bucks the man of the hour's got in, Parka. Who else would have it exactly?

[Arckas]

Why don't you ask him? Hell, it's not even that hard to put together. Fucking liar...

but im asking you because you the one who can tell me

[ryanyb]

Hey no one leave just yet. Any of y'all find any ID passes? Or anything that looks like a thing where an ID pass would be?

I found a code of some sort that I’ve shared with at least half of y’all
Was in the Cinema under a chair but apparently it wasn’t under the chair earlier?

Mrs. Smith is my witness

[ryanyb]

Y’all are going way over my head right now.
Can you tone it down like a solid 5 notches

[Cyantic]

Maybe it's time to ask someone else, then, because I don't like repeating myself over and over again for no bloody purpose.

[Arckas]

Maybe it's time to ask someone else, then, because I don't like repeating myself over and over again for no bloody purpose.

You haven't repeating anything to me because I wasn't there

[XerxesLeFan]

I'm...just gonna....go. Sorry Mags.

[LordofFail]

"We stay here until we reach majority. It's a matter of when, not if."

[ryanyb]

The rec room seems like fun.

And there’s free booze for anyone who shows up!

I made paper cranes!!

[Cyantic]

Parka, if you want to jump the man... I think we could take our fair Captain. I mean, what's he going to do? Shoot me? Fuck that. I feel like taking over.

[Arcthurus]

"We stay here until we reach majority. It's a matter of when, not if."

Fine. Yeesh.

Yo, I'm not gonna lie Beach, Mags, whatever, you sound pretty fucking nuts right now. I guess you're just paranoid because you're fucked in the head from your past or something, I don't really care, but if you're so confident this is all a ruse please do jump out of the emergency exit at the earliest, I'll give you an encouraging shove if you need it.

The emergency door is open right cap? We got someone wanting to skydive without a chute; please let her do it.

[Cyantic]

I'll show you how to skydive in style, Parka. It's pretty fun. You can even do it with the Captain while I get the rest of us fucking home.

[LordofFail]

"Emergency exit is locked. The unlocking mechanism is right next to the door. As the name implies, it should only be used in an actual emergency."

[Arcthurus]

Woah man, no need to get suicidal. You can't say that on a plane.

Fuck, we did board a plane in 9/11 didn't we? That's just double jinxing everyone here to die. Crazy.

Hey no one leave just yet. Any of y'all find any ID passes? Or anything that looks like a thing where an ID pass would be?

I found a code of some sort that I’ve shared with at least half of y’all
Was in the Cinema under a chair but apparently it wasn’t under the chair earlier?

Mrs. Smith is my witness

Okay cool, what's the code? Probably gonna let us find our way to the rest of the plane.

[Cyantic]

Well, the way I see it, we do have an emergency. A strange man has locked us onto a plane, is parroting lies back at us, and is generally being as slimy as one can get. I think it's time he goes out of it!

[Arcthurus]

(inb4 lof says we did not board in the 11th, ruining my joke and making me look dumb)

[ryanyb]

Mags there’s a storm approaching. I don’t want to crash.
Actually, hey cap, this isn’t a hurricane by chance is it?

[LordofFail]

Cam reads off a note out loud:

Code: Select all

ABH 9
ADH 10
AFI 13
CEG 17
BGI 20
BCF 17

[XerxesLeFan]

Mags, shut UP.

[LordofFail]

"Do I look like a meteorologist to you, Juror Eight? How would I know?"

[TheNiceOne16]

So you want to commit first degree murder because you distrust this man? Am I getting this right miss?

[ryanyb]

"Do I look like a meteorologist to you, Juror Eight? How would I know?"

I mean, you could be?

[Cyantic]

I can fly the damn thing. Just got to get this bastard out of the way. It's one thing to not tell me something, it's another to lie to me and expect me to fucking believe it. That's all there is to it, folks. And hey, if we crash... well, do any of you have a great feeling about this situation? No?

Cool. I'm going to hijack this fucking plane from someone who's probably gonna get us killed.

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To hell with it. Yes. Of course I do. And I'm completely justified in doing so.