I am god

[dolphina]

>well you see i am currently reigning as Chaos God as i forced google to resign from that position

Chaos God? That seems oddly specific. Might not be the same position as I was talking about.

I mean it’s not that specific, i reign over all things anarchy

You might notice that arson is a special favorite of mine, and that’s why arson isn’t and shouldn’t be a crime

[Brilliand]

>well you see i am currently reigning as Chaos God as i forced google to resign from that position

Chaos God? That seems oddly specific. Might not be the same position as I was talking about.

I mean it’s not that specific, i reign over all things anarchy

You might notice that arson is a special favorite of mine, and that’s why arson isn’t and shouldn’t be a crime

Considering how the last five years have gone, maybe a chaos god has been in charge.

[dolphina]

>well you see i am currently reigning as Chaos God as i forced google to resign from that position

Chaos God? That seems oddly specific. Might not be the same position as I was talking about.

I mean it’s not that specific, i reign over all things anarchy

You might notice that arson is a special favorite of mine, and that’s why arson isn’t and shouldn’t be a crime

Considering how the last five years have gone, maybe a chaos god has been in charge.

Yea I’ve been kinda fucking things up here and there
Of course that’s just 2020, heli/google/desc was doing that shit for the earlier parts i think
Till i overthrew him

[Stiersquid]

We can all be gods. We make sure your not the god of what someone else is. For example I'm going to be the god of war.

[TheDebil]

i am the god of not cringe

[Stiersquid]

i am the god of not cringe

That doesn't exist. But by saying that you accidently applied to be the god of cringe.

[dolphina]

i am the god of not cringe

That doesn't exist. But by saying that you accidently applied to be the god of cringe.

Oh fuck, welcome to the pantheon Debil, god of cringe
Sorry for not giving you the complimentary dose of insanity, I wasn’t prepared for all the cringe that just got slingshotted up into our theosphere

[TheDebil]

i am the god of not cringe

That doesn't exist. But by saying that you accidently applied to be the god of cringe.

to destroy the cringe ..... i must become the cringe ............ !!!

[AbstractGlacial]

i am the god of not cringe

That doesn't exist. But by saying that you accidently applied to be the god of cringe.

to destroy the cringe ..... i must become the cringe ............ !!!

to beat cringe you must think like cringe

[Stiersquid]

i am the god of not cringe

That doesn't exist. But by saying that you accidently applied to be the god of cringe.

to destroy the cringe ..... i must become the cringe ............ !!!

You can't destroy cringe as it's necessary for things to be awesome.

[KAKERMAN23]

i am the god of being a sensitive piece of shit

[cob709]

I am god

I HAVE SLAUGHTERED THE FALSE GOD
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ETERNAL RULER

[Ezradekezra]

I am god

I HAVE SLAUGHTERED THE FALSE GOD
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ETERNAL RULER

Eternal? We'll see about that...

Time to start plotting an assassination

[Stiersquid]

I am god

I HAVE SLAUGHTERED THE FALSE GOD
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ETERNAL RULER

You are only the god of pottery you can't slaughter anyone.

[Brilliand]

I'll be the god of the past, because I used to be the One True God back in the day.

[dolphina]

I am god

I HAVE SLAUGHTERED THE FALSE GOD
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ETERNAL RULER

Correction, I slaughtered him. He was stopping my arson rampage so I killed him. Fucking fakers, trying to worship me... y’all are just getting in my way, lemme possess the shitheads and commit arson normally, okay

[AbstractGlacial]

dolphina is officially the god of shitposting

[dolphina]

dolphina is officially the god of shitposting

That too, I’ve mastered the art

[Ezradekezra]

I haven't decided what I'm the God of yet so I'll let someone else decide.

The next person to post gets to decide what I'm the God of, but I get veto power.

[AbstractGlacial]

the god of nothing

[dolphina]

Lmao dota with the quick snipe

[Ezradekezra]

I use my powers as the God of Nothing to turn everyone into nothingness, leaving me as the God of Everything as all of the positions are unfilled.

[KAKERMAN23]

i cc god of nothing, ezra is exe ez

[Ezradekezra]

Kaker is just trying to force a mislynch since we're at MyLo

[AbstractGlacial]

I use my powers as the God of Nothing to turn everyone into nothingness, leaving me as the God of Everything as all of the positions are unfilled.

if everything is nothing, then you are still god of nothing