Why I need a sugar daddy

[PterryDactyl]

I know a lot of people willing to be your sugar daddy for a small price of $99.99 per week. Terms and conditions are simple as well - Sugar Daddies do not spend any money on you ever. All you get is the feeling of having a sugar daddy at any time of need.

All I want is centaur half bunny half pheasant. Thats like 80 bucks okok.

[PterryDactyl]

Everybody talks about sugar daddies but nobody talks about salty daddy... smh.

You called?

Not salty enough... definitely daddy material tho.

You're right. I'm not salty.

I'm sweet, sour, salty, and spicy. Because I believe in being well seasoned.

idc what flavour you are if you buy me half pheasant half bunny

But the fun part is if I buy you the bunny you find out whay flavor I am.

But you see, the bunny body is paired with a pheasant head so its still a roulette.

[Razbae]

I know a lot of people willing to be your sugar daddy for a small price of $99.99 per week. Terms and conditions are simple as well - Sugar Daddies do not spend any money on you ever. All you get is the feeling of having a sugar daddy at any time of need.

All I want is centaur half bunny half pheasant. Thats like 80 bucks okok.

I like it when people beg for something while saying how small the price of it is... if the price is so small/easy to come by then get it yourself, it's only like 80 bucks okok.

[PterryDactyl]

I know a lot of people willing to be your sugar daddy for a small price of $99.99 per week. Terms and conditions are simple as well - Sugar Daddies do not spend any money on you ever. All you get is the feeling of having a sugar daddy at any time of need.

All I want is centaur half bunny half pheasant. Thats like 80 bucks okok.

I like it when people beg for something while saying how small the price of it is... if the price is so small/easy to come by then get it yourself, it's only like 80 bucks okok.

Its more special when its a gift.

[GrumpyGoomba]

Then you should considering gifting yourself :3

[PterryDactyl]

Then you should considering gifting yourself :3

Well if we're giving ourselves as gifts would you like my address?

lets be secret santas

u send me first

[PterryDactyl]

Then you should considering gifting yourself :3

no i spent my etsy money on this

https://www.etsy.com/listing/714833431/ ... ck=1&cns=1

[MichaelgRook]

is that the head of a pheasant body of a rabbit or head of a rabbit body of a pheasant?

[GrumpyGoomba]

What is that disgusting thing. Kill it with fire.

[PterryDactyl]

is that the head of a pheasant body of a rabbit or head of a rabbit body of a pheasant?

Head of a pheasant body of a rabbit. However, they include the pheasant claws for extra effect.

[PterryDactyl]

What is that disgusting thing. Kill it with fire.

That is hamster kid breakdancing.