Symptoms of Town of Salem

[DJVoxel]

Currently Reported Symptoms: (Updated: 7/4/2018 @ 10:51 PM ET)
Spoiler: Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, Praising Doitsu, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Praising Doitsu, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, laughing after winning Praising Doitsu,without any effort, Reporting everyone for everything because you're unhappy that you didn't win, being salty at GF for attacking you and SK for being stupid and an urge to mock the logic behind it, role fishing, usual Appeal to Emotion, defending a confirmed Mafioso, extreme sheeping, not claiming on stand, pagegetting, avoiding or embracing TRASH, revealing way too late into the game or on the other side of the scale, missplacing things, revealing d1 as mayor for the achievement, not revealing at all for the achievement, voting up a fellow mafia member when it is 4v4, Praising Doitsu, not reviving as ret because jailor isn't dead yet, attacking the revealed mayor when there is still a TP alive, Praising Doitsu, not protecting mayor when you're bg because you "don't like him", revealing when TP is Doctor, Praising Doitsu, shooting the "quiet" person as vig on D2, executing afk town, deciding to "take the hit" on the Jester instead of lynching the mafioso, eating your victims, getting super mad at a survivor that can't make up their minds on who should win the game, being annoying, revealing as mayor D1 even though you already had the achivement, trying to give free ToS Steam but being taken as a Scam, not being able, lynching the confirmed ret as the confirmed vet, to quote posts correctly, becoming an asshole, slowly Praising Doitsu, succumbing to the madness that is the Arcade, a place full of Doggo Worshippers, making your profile picture be a pony, Not knowing why some posts were made, discrimination, guarding the confirmed mafioso when a vigilante was gonna shoot him, Praising Doitsu, severe decline, lynching the confirmed ret as the confirmed vet, in all conscientious behavior, shitposting, not going by the rules, thinking rules exist, not thinking rules exist, being very wrong, being very right, death, taxes, necrobumping, Doggo Worshipping, bad touch - Doggo Worshipper don't like, esrever ni gniklat, creating alts, lynching the confirmed ret as the confirmed vet,, Making a Symptoms List That Contradicts Itself Several Times, fearing someone already posted what you are about to post, using quotes to list symptoms, making threads about ToS Symptoms, being autistic, Transporters, Praising Doitsu, Transporters who transport the Revealed mayor on D1 in ranked, stabbing jail bars, pus-filled boils, going afk, drunkenly joining a game in Forum Games, obsessively looking to Cham's pp, committing suicide, shooting a Godfather claim, Praising Doitsu, guessing whose alt people are, normal thoughts, stabbing yourself because of the transporter, being salty you lost 500 ELO to gamethrowers so you make 2 new accounts to troll with, Shilster, Praising Doitsu, smashing your head on the wall due to braindead teammates, yelling OBJECTION! *smacks table* whenever someone lies about their job/income, throwing your computer out the window out of rage, rightly justified by the Doggo Gods, Praising Doitsu, failing to quote properly, being an alt, being Shitster, thinking you're better than every other player, this, pointlessly Praising Doitsu, wandering forums telling people their ideas are shit, Praising Doitsu, chronic stress, “no random lynching”, raging because you lost to a Mafia whom you had outed while being confirmed yet believed to be exe with the fucking Mafia teammate saying that this guy, a fraudulent Doggo Worshipper, was obviously exe, Praising Doitsu, yelling wtf in 84.7% of games, Praising Doitsu, extra salty night one deaths, anal torture, Praising Doitsu, reviving pointless threads, reviving Day 9 after Evils have majority, having brothers, not being able to copy properly, reviving dead threads, being dumb, existing, not existing, lynching the confirmed ret as the confirmed vet, canning forum games, making a very obvious alt, being very dumb, starting to play danganronpa, ace attorney, starting to play fm, reading this post (great job thats not even halfway), bad at lying, leaving forums 999 times, being an alien, being a huge hypocrite, having hard time copying this, a need to have 200 IQ to understand what lemon or shil are talking about, necromancy, a tendency to double post, joining a made up cult, spreading rumors, deciding that it is time for someone to mention praising Doitsu, mentioning Doitsu every other conversation, Praising Doitsu, and Knowing Jailor's gonna die because your sk, but you reveal that you're sk to him anyways unaware that one of 2 things will happen: You will be executed, or he will write you down in your will, not writing with proper grammar, leaving ToS, but staying on the forums, making unknown alts, adding more symptoms earlier in the list to see if anyone notices, learning Turkish Language, keeping this thread alive, a burning hatred for firefighters, un-praising Doitsu, the urge of making Firefighter roles, not letting a thread die, and the inability to get that one dang VH achievment, summoning furries, not reporting gamethrowers, meeting that one hecking guy who always claims medium when he's veteran WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR DEAL JUST CLAIM VET YOU IMBECILE, being horny, and remembering Amnesiac as Amnesiac.

Symptoms of [insert community name here] include but are not limited to:
Stroke, glaucoma, coma, poisoning by cookies, brain cancer, heart cancer, soul cancer, face cancer, cancer cancer, homicidal thoughts, suicidal thoughts, genocidal thoughts, normal thoughts, depression, extreme depression, very extreme depression, even more extreme depression, extreme anger, extreme stupidity, extreme extremity, chills, burns, rocks, things, and amnesia.

Based on the above Copypasta.

Each person makes a post with all of the previous symptoms, plus whatever they just added.

For example:

Player 1: Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Fevers

Player 2: Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Fevers and Headaches.

Player 3: Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Fevers, Headaches and An Uncontrollable Urge To Destroy The World

Got it? Good!

Let's begin!

Symptom count: 171?

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to:
Bad Role Ideas

[squimbles]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad Role Ideas and A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors.

[DJVoxel]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad Role Ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors and OMGUS.

[squimbles]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad Role Ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, and A Craving For Stale Memes.

[qwertyuiopl]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad Role Ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, and a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters.

(Also what's omgus)

[Edeneric]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, and Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul.

[Multiuniverse]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, and sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps

[squimbles]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, and Mild Headaches.

(Also what's omgus)

Oh My God You Suck. It's used to refer to when someone angrily votes another player just because that was the player who voted them.

This is ineffective of course, because being voted doesn't always mean the person who voted you was evil.

[Jafetlamval17]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches and an abnormal level of salt after every game.

[Shilster]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, and being fucking retarded.

[lemonader666]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, and losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks.

[Shilster]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, and OMGUR.

[Jafetlamval17]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR and strange attraction to Veterans.

[Shilster]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, and bad at VFR.

[Jafetlamval17]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR and desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors.

[Shilster]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, and laughing after winning without any effort.

[SaltySkyy]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, and laughing after winning without any effort, Reporting everyone for everything because you're unhappy that you didn't win.

[Shilster]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, and laughing after winning without any effort, Reporting everyone for everything because you're unhappy that you didn't win, and being salty at GF for attacking you and SK for being stupid.

[Jafetlamval17]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, and laughing after winning without any effort, Reporting everyone for everything because you're unhappy that you didn't win, being salty at GF for attacking you and SK for being stupid and an urge to mock the logic behind it.

[Shilster]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, and laughing after winning without any effort, Reporting everyone for everything because you're unhappy that you didn't win, being salty at GF for attacking you and SK for being stupid, and an urge to mock the logic behind it, and role fishing.

[Jafetlamval17]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, and laughing after winning without any effort, Reporting everyone for everything because you're unhappy that you didn't win, being salty at GF for attacking you and SK for being stupid, an urge to mock the logic behind it, role fishing and usual Appeal to Emotion.

[Shilster]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, and laughing after winning without any effort, Reporting everyone for everything because you're unhappy that you didn't win, being salty at GF for attacking you and SK for being stupid, an urge to mock the logic behind it, role fishing, usual Appeal to Emotion, and defending a confirmed Mafioso.

[Jafetlamval17]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, and laughing after winning without any effort, Reporting everyone for everything because you're unhappy that you didn't win, being salty at GF for attacking you and SK for being stupid, an urge to mock the logic behind it, role fishing, usual Appeal to Emotion, defending a confirmed Mafioso and extreme sheeping.

[Shilster]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, and laughing after winning without any effort, Reporting everyone for everything because you're unhappy that you didn't win, being salty at GF for attacking you and SK for being stupid, an urge to mock the logic behind it, role fishing, usual Appeal to Emotion, defending a confirmed Mafioso, extreme sheeping, and not claiming on stand.

[Jafetlamval17]

Symptoms of ToS include, but are not limited to: Bad role ideas, A Twisted Desire to Execute Survivors, OMGUS, A Craving For Stale Memes, a Strange Urge to Lynch Obvious Jesters, Gamethrowing to the highest degree because your teammate claims to be Jake/Logan Paul, sheeping town-leading scum because they used caps, Mild Headaches, an abnormal level of salt after every game, genocidal and/or suicidal thoughts or actions, being fucking retarded, losing your shit after every game because your teammates suck dicks, OMGUR, strange attraction to Veterans, bad at VFR, desire to control Vigilantes into Revealed Mayors, and laughing after winning without any effort, Reporting everyone for everything because you're unhappy that you didn't win, being salty at GF for attacking you and SK for being stupid, an urge to mock the logic behind it, role fishing, usual Appeal to Emotion, defending a confirmed Mafioso, extreme sheeping, not claiming on stand and pagegetting.