The Elevator Game

[sunfirejr]

Quick run!

Floor 3243:Were on the moon it's bright but no Earth in the sky.

[dyaomaster]

*looks out the wibdow*

Wow we made it to space already? Must be a tall tower.

Floor 3244: A group of purple-robes wizards stands around a conveyor belt. Each wizard is softly murmuring. Bullet cases are appearing in midair, falling onto the conveyer belt before being carried off to somewhere. Probably feeding the giant machine gun on Floor 3239.

[Technetium]

...fascinating. Mass-production via conjuration.

Useful, but likely not cost-effective due to all the training wizards would require.

Floor 3245: An observatory. A set of huge telescopes tracks the motion of a red sun through the sky. Readouts on computer screens off to one side indicate the movements and current positions of the other five, yes, five, suns, currently lighting up the other side of the planet.

[dyaomaster]

I do believe this supports my theory the tower now stretches into space.

If there is telescopes tracking the first Sun, then shouldn’t there be five for tracking the other, currently not visible ones? If so, then in that case...

*hijacks a telescope and uses it to spy on Floor 2071*

Floor 3246: Skydiving start point. Two battered-looking parachute packs sit in the corner; the room is otherwise empty. An airlock leads to a small platform outside.

[Multiuniverse]

*Throw parachute packs out of the air lock while running to the elevator avoiding being sucked outside by holding on then salute as elevator closes and advance to next floor*

Floor 3247: Room full of ??? doors

[fwogcarf]

Not risking any of those doors, especially the one with the three question marks on it.

Floor 3248: Lightning McQueen meme gallery

[Descender]

Lightning McQueen meme art gallery?

It still sounds like my house.

Floor 3248: The room in communist Czechoslovakia this was made.
Spoiler:
(if you want the english dub look up 'sally' on youtube, but I really suggest not to watch either.)

[dyaomaster]

I’M CLOSING MY EYES I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING
(sorry, but you did recommend I don’t watch the video, so...)

Floor 3249: The floor is covered with a foot of lukewarm, clear water. As soon as the elevator door opens, it floods into the elevator as well. The swirling water picks up a small layer of purple silt and dust, revealing that the floor is actually emerald green. The room is windowless and silent.

[ZackTheMaf666]

Floor 2450: a loud bang can be heard coming from the wall to the east. You realize that you are now in a text adventure game!

>go north
That’s the elevator wall. Your nose is now bleeding

>go east
Into the room with the bang you go. There’s nothing here but wood, lights above you, and, oh yeah, that army of killer robots coming from the doorway to the north.

>Go west
ELEVATOR
The robots are near you now.

>close elevator doors
The doors close, and you are safe from the killer robots.

[fwogcarf]

*closes doors* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Floor 2451, El Chapo's headquarters

[MoustachioMario]

Did the elevator fall lol?

Floor 3249 --> Floor 2450

[Chemist1422]

wot

Floor 2591: A cave full of beautiful crystals with a lake at the center.

[dyaomaster]

*sits and enjoys the beauty*

Alright that was nice

*demolishes the room to get the crystals*
*builds a crystal powered winch to lift the elevator up*

Floor 3249: The floor is covered with a foot of lukewarm, clear water. As soon as the elevator door opens, it floods into the elevator as well. The swirling water picks up a small layer of purple silt and dust, revealing that the floor is actually emerald green. The room is windowless and silent.

[ZackTheMaf666]

*Drinks thousands of gallons of water*
That power would have been handy in saw 5

Floor 3251/2593: orange. It’s orange. There are orange statues, statues of oranges, and orange statues of oranges everywhere. I’m afraid of oranges.

[Descender]

DEJAVU

A room with no elevator, so as soon as you get there you either fall into the void or make it into the room and live in peace forever. It has all food, all games, all views, all everything. You cannot age, you cannot hurt, you cannot fear. You lose all self-will.

[dyaomaster]

darn I want to go to that floor
shame the elevator doesn’t go there

Floor 3251: The center of the room contains one Hellenistic marble pillar, engraved with the name of seven mysterious people. One wall is a floor-to-ceiling window; there is no other illumination. The floor is white carpet and the walls are white plaster.

[XxCottonCandyxX]

I would probably avoid the marble pillar and the names of seven mysterious people, having read Percy Jackson and knowing how much the gods hate mortals touching their stuff. I would probably then walk over to the floor-to-ceiling window and admire the view. I love floor-to-ceiling windows!

Floor 3252: The floor is quite large contains aquarium tanks from floor to ceiling. They're arranged to form walls of a maze, and have different coloured fishes, coral, rocks, decorations and the like within them. There's lots of bubbles and the bottom of the tanks is heavily lit up by lights. The walls of the room are a dark blue.

[DisCord48]

How do we respond if someone get’s lost in the maze? We would need to declare a broken arrow if a kid got lost in there.
Floor 3253. A room with clear walls to realize that we are over 39,036 feet high, way above where one can breathe without help.

[Ozyrox]

Floor 3254: A room with help and clear floors. Literally nothing else. Problem solved.
*Insert wait that's illegal meme*

[Technetium]

The help takes the form of vents in the ceiling connected to air ducts originating in the floor above, now let's get out of here I don't like these clear floors

Floor 3255: Air-compressing facility for providing sufficient oxygen to high-altitude rooms. Rooms that are further up may require different methods to remain pressurized, but there's still some air for the pressurization system tp work with.

[dyaomaster]

Hmm... this seems like a good place to plug a tank of ether into the pipes...

Floor 3256: This floor contains one large intake vent for the air compressor, coming in through the outer wall and funneling into the floor. Apart from the vent and air pipe, the room is completely unfurnished; the walls are made of insulation and wooden beams. A solid two centimeters of dust coat the floor.

[Flamingkamikaze]

The dust is actually pretty soft to walk on.

Floor 3257:
Minecraft world.

[dota2reporter]

time to punch some wood
is it on peaceful?

Floor 3258

a 4D room

[Technetium]

ow, my brain

[tries to walk into the room, falls onto a surface of some sort]

ow, my face

Floor 3259: What appears to be an airport terminal--with a zeppelin moored outside.

[Transcender]

my zeppelin now bitch

Floor 3260: A pink room with a pink floor and a pink ceiling, with pink guy in the middle drinking a pink strawberry milk