Objection!

[Scientedfic]

Hey guys, Scientedfic here! Here's another game that's inevitably going to die:

Objection!

Yes, this is inspired from Ace Attorney.

Here's the deal: you charge the next person of a crime, and the next person has to cry OBJECTION! and state why the accusation is invalid.

Person 1: I charge you for killing Santa Claus!
Person 2: OBJECTION! I don't believe in Christmas! I charge the next person for spamming the mods!
Jerme: OBJECTION! I am a mod! I charge the next person for objecting my accusation!
Person 3: OBJECTION! I am not objecting your accusation, I'm rebuffing it!

Remember: the accusations and the objections can be as far-fetched as possible. Just don't offend anyone and don't be annoying.

Anyway...

START!!!

[Scientedfic]

I charge the next person for being a teenager!

[Jafetlamval17]

OBJECTION! I'm a Teen, without the "ager"
I charge the next person for not being Bahmpman!

[Scientedfic]

OBJECTION! I am about to charge someone!

I charge the next person of embezzlement!

[Multiuniverse]

OBJECTION! You lacked evidence!

I charge the next person for posting in this thread!

[deathofrats0808]

OBJECTION! I am out of your jurisdiction Probably...

I charge the next person with not being American.

[Jafetlamval17]

OBJECTION! I live in Mexico, and Mexico is part of America!
I charge tne next person with Terrorism!

[deathofrats0808]

OBJECTION! Your evidence is fake!

I charge the next user with being on the Town Of Salem Game Forums!

[Multiuniverse]

I'm not on "Town Of Salem Game Forums". I'm on "Town of Salem Game Forums". Note that the 'o' of 'of' is not capital.

I charge the next user of existing.

[deathofrats0808]

OBJECTION! I do not think, therefore I do not exist!

I charge the next user of having joined the forum in the last 300 years.

[Multiuniverse]

OBJECTION! You did not specify which forum. Therefore I haven't joined it yet.

I charge the following poster for using the word 'OBJECTION' in their post.

[DJVoxel]

I OBJECT! I did not use that word in my post.

I charge the following poster for spending too much time in the Arcade.

[deathofrats0808]

OBJECTION! There is no such thing as "too much time in the Arcade".

I charge the next poster of not being a chair.

[Jafetlamval17]

OBJECTION! I am a chair, a Mexican chair.
I charge the next person with Gamethrowing!

[deathofrats0808]

Objection! I was survivor, I couldn't gamethrow.

I accuse the next posted of having made a post!

[Jafetlamval17]

OBJECTION!

[Jafetlamval17]

OBJECTION!

I made two posts, not one.
I charge the next person with having a signature!

[deathofrats0808]

OBJECTION! There is no signature on this post!

I accuse the next poster of having a join date for this forum.

[Jafetlamval17]

OBJECTION! I have a "Joined"
I charge the next person with having an Avatar!

[Scientedfic]

OBJECTION! I have no avatar!

I charge the next person of having a phone!

[iggyvolz]

*throws phone out window*
I don't have a phone!

I charge the next person with using the internet!

[Multiuniverse]

OBJECTION! One doesn't simply use the internet. They goes on it.

I charge the next poster for being human.

[Jafetlamval17]

OBJECTION! I'm a subhuman piece of meat with Brainish matter.
I charge the next person with Being alive!

[deathofrats0808]

OBJECTION!I have no life.

I accuse the next poster of having been born.

[Jafetlamval17]

OBJECTION! I wasnt born, i was extracted quirurgically, like a Cancer.
I charge the next person with not being able to object using his nose.