Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Seththeking » Sun Nov 03, 2019 12:16 am

dota2reporter wrote:A special meal from our chef, Leonardo Da Vinci.

Waiter! There's discord in my soup!


I thought your ordered it to go?

Waiter! There’s a Big Harry Saber Tooth Dildo Walrus in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby sunfirejr » Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:26 pm

Ah, that's because you order the wish surprise, and that's certainly a surprise

Waiter, there's- Distorted screaming.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Seththeking » Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:44 pm

sunfirejr wrote:Ah, that's because you order the wish surprise, and that's certainly a surprise

Waiter, there's- Distorted screaming.



Well it’s not in the soup, so eat your soup!

Waiter, there’s a photo of women testicles in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby destawaits » Tue Nov 05, 2019 4:51 pm

How can you tell they're women testicles when the photo is so smeared from the soup? Are you a doctor?

Waiter, there's a weeping angel in my soup!

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby DJVoxel » Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:07 pm

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Waiter, there's a Pepe in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby ScratchCat » Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:27 pm

woah there that is called"being high"

Waiter there is crippling depression in my soup

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:36 pm

Just be happy smh.

Waiter there's a large boulder chasing a man with an explorer's hat in my soup.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby sunfirejr » Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:06 am

that's just baby shark soup don't worry it won't bite
hopefully

Waiter, there's a demonic portal in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby destawaits » Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:06 am

There's an all-you-can-eat demonic protein buffet included with the soup!

Waiter, the soup is stuck to the ceiling!

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby fwogcarf » Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:15 pm

Oh, so that's what this gravity switch does.

Waiter, The Canterbury Tales are in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby mdb1023 » Tue Jun 09, 2020 6:31 pm

Yes, sir, you ordered the Canterbury Soup.


Waiter, there's a game of Survivor in my soup!!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby dota2reporter » Tue Jun 09, 2020 9:55 pm

Actually sir, I talked to the soup and I'm pretty sure it has an idol.

Waiter, there's no soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby dolphina » Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:24 pm

There is, you are clearly visually impaired.

Waiter, there's <distorted hellish speaking that barely makes out "d E A t H" and "c O M e t O h E l L"> in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby ARandomDouche » Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:03 pm

There's what in your soup Sir? I think you have forgotten to take your schizophrenia medication.

Waiter, there's a loli in my soup.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby dolphina » Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:44 am

Yes, you ordered the cannibal soup.

Waiter, there's drugs in my soup!
It's dolphina time.


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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby cob709 » Sun Jun 14, 2020 11:37 pm

dolphina wrote:Waiter, there's drugs in my soup!

Sir, please take your medications!


Waiter, there's a hare in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby dolphina » Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:49 pm

Yes, you ordered the rare hare soup.

Waiter, there's tear gas in my soup! I think we might die...
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby destawaits » Thu Jun 18, 2020 11:06 pm

It's for special effects! Not like tear gas has killed anyone...

Waiter, there's a greedy shopkeeper in my soup!

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby dolphina » Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:56 am

You ordered the greedy soup, yes?

Waiter, there's a satanic ritual happening in my soup! There's something coming out of it!
It's dolphina time.


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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby ARandomDouche » Wed Jun 24, 2020 3:37 am

Apologies Sir, I mixed up the orders. The soup was supposed to be given to the fanatics.

Waiter, there's an eldritch abomination in my soup.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby dolphina » Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:44 am

Oh, so that's what the human sacrifice soup does...

Waiter, there's a Danganronpa game going on in my soup! My favorite character died...
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby MewNyanFan700 » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:40 am

That's just how DR goes, buddy.

Waiter? Why is there a Mystery Dungeon in my soup? That's a POKÉMON Mystery Dungeon for the uncultured.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby dolphina » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:42 am

We're having a Nintendo Game special soup tonight! It's all your classic Nintendo games in your soup!

Waiter, why is there a sentient knife in my soup? It's kinda getting hard to eat the soup. It chopped my left hand off...
It's dolphina time.


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