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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby destawaits » Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:34 pm

I thought it might have fit the theme. You did order a cream of horn, after all.

Waiter, there's a bunch of torpedoes in my soup!

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby AcidicBreeze » Sun Oct 27, 2019 5:34 am

You said you wanted enough to sink a battleship.

Waiter, there's a painting in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby dota2reporter » Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:14 am

A special meal from our chef, Leonardo Da Vinci.

Waiter! There's discord in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Seththeking » Sun Nov 03, 2019 12:16 am

dota2reporter wrote:A special meal from our chef, Leonardo Da Vinci.

Waiter! There's discord in my soup!


I thought your ordered it to go?

Waiter! There’s a Big Harry Saber Tooth Dildo Walrus in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby sunfirejr » Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:26 pm

Ah, that's because you order the wish surprise, and that's certainly a surprise

Waiter, there's- Distorted screaming.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Seththeking » Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:44 pm

sunfirejr wrote:Ah, that's because you order the wish surprise, and that's certainly a surprise

Waiter, there's- Distorted screaming.



Well it’s not in the soup, so eat your soup!

Waiter, there’s a photo of women testicles in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby destawaits » Tue Nov 05, 2019 4:51 pm

How can you tell they're women testicles when the photo is so smeared from the soup? Are you a doctor?

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby DJVoxel » Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:07 pm

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Waiter, there's a Pepe in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby ScratchCat » Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:27 pm

woah there that is called"being high"

Waiter there is crippling depression in my soup

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:36 pm

Just be happy smh.

Waiter there's a large boulder chasing a man with an explorer's hat in my soup.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Xlranet » Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:41 pm

GrumpyGoomba wrote:Just be happy smh.

Waiter there's a large boulder chasing a man with an explorer's hat in my soup.

... it said on the menu to swap the treasure with something heavier

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby sunfirejr » Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:06 am

that's just baby shark soup don't worry it won't bite
hopefully

Waiter, there's a demonic portal in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby destawaits » Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:06 am

There's an all-you-can-eat demonic protein buffet included with the soup!

Waiter, the soup is stuck to the ceiling!

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby fwogcarf » Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:15 pm

Oh, so that's what this gravity switch does.

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