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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:07 pm
by DJVoxel
D O N ' T B L I N K

Waiter, there's a Pepe in my soup!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:36 pm
by GrumpyGoomba
Just be happy smh.

Waiter there's a large boulder chasing a man with an explorer's hat in my soup.

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:06 am
by sunfirejr
that's just baby shark soup don't worry it won't bite
hopefully

Waiter, there's a demonic portal in my soup!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:06 am
by destawaits
There's an all-you-can-eat demonic protein buffet included with the soup!

Waiter, the soup is stuck to the ceiling!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:15 pm
by fwogcarf
Oh, so that's what this gravity switch does.

Waiter, The Canterbury Tales are in my soup!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 6:31 pm
by mdb1023
Yes, sir, you ordered the Canterbury Soup.


Waiter, there's a game of Survivor in my soup!!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 9:55 pm
by dota2reporter
Actually sir, I talked to the soup and I'm pretty sure it has an idol.

Waiter, there's no soup!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:24 pm
by dolphina
There is, you are clearly visually impaired.

Waiter, there's <distorted hellish speaking that barely makes out "d E A t H" and "c O M e t O h E l L"> in my soup!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:03 pm
by ARandomDouche
There's what in your soup Sir? I think you have forgotten to take your schizophrenia medication.

Waiter, there's a loli in my soup.

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:44 am
by dolphina
Yes, you ordered the cannibal soup.

Waiter, there's drugs in my soup!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 11:37 pm
by cob709
dolphina wrote:Waiter, there's drugs in my soup!

Sir, please take your medications!


Waiter, there's a hare in my soup!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:49 pm
by dolphina
Yes, you ordered the rare hare soup.

Waiter, there's tear gas in my soup! I think we might die...

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 11:06 pm
by destawaits
It's for special effects! Not like tear gas has killed anyone...

Waiter, there's a greedy shopkeeper in my soup!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:56 am
by dolphina
You ordered the greedy soup, yes?

Waiter, there's a satanic ritual happening in my soup! There's something coming out of it!

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 3:37 am
by ARandomDouche
Apologies Sir, I mixed up the orders. The soup was supposed to be given to the fanatics.

Waiter, there's an eldritch abomination in my soup.

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:44 am
by dolphina
Oh, so that's what the human sacrifice soup does...

Waiter, there's a Danganronpa game going on in my soup! My favorite character died...

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:40 am
by MewNyanFan700
That's just how DR goes, buddy.

Waiter? Why is there a Mystery Dungeon in my soup? That's a POKÉMON Mystery Dungeon for the uncultured.

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:42 am
by dolphina
We're having a Nintendo Game special soup tonight! It's all your classic Nintendo games in your soup!

Waiter, why is there a sentient knife in my soup? It's kinda getting hard to eat the soup. It chopped my left hand off...

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 4:02 pm
by Emily372
Oh sorry, did I put the wrong utensil in your--- GAKKKKK!
We found the waiter dead by the restaurant last night. He was stabbed by a sentient serial killer knife.
(Please pardon the inconvenience. A retributionist has revived the waiter)
Post Script:
Hey, welcome back, waiter... but why is there an Emily372 in my soup?

Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:41 am
by undertalethecat
That's because they were the ones to season it before accidentally falling into it!

Waiter, there is a Town of Salem troll in my soup! It keeps on ruining many TOS games!