Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby cupcakeaj2 » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:27 am

Sir, you dropped out of college, meaning, that you need to know how to do matrices.

Waiter, there's a waitress in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby destawaits » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:40 am

Sir, that's a hot spring. Your soup is inside the restaurant.

Waiter, somebody toucha my soup!

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby ARandomDouche » Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:55 pm

Oh dear, Sir, your chair broke too.

Waiter, there's steamed hams in my soup.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby FreezingFire127 » Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:58 pm

We don’t serve ham sir.

Waiter, there’s viagra in my soup so now my soup has an erection
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby ARandomDouche » Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:06 pm

Don't worry about. Just suck your soup. (I'm not sorry.)

Waiter, I have a role idea in my soup.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby FreezingFire127 » Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:29 pm

Discard it because it’s not balanced.

Waiter, Shilster, Seththeking, Goose26, Jerome & KingoftheRocks are in my soup.


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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby FreezingFire127 » Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:42 pm

Are you sure that’s not your boot?

Waiter, there’s nothing wrong with my soup.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Jezz92 » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:46 pm

well that's great! enjoy!

Waiter, there's some magic beans in my soup!

(the ! is crucial btw guys, you must include it at the end of "soup")
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Seththeking » Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:29 pm

Jezz92 wrote:well that's great! enjoy!

Waiter, there's some magic beans in my soup!

(the ! is crucial btw guys, you must include it at the end of "soup")



that's not beans that a pile of shit

Waiter, my genitals are stuck in my soup
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby khakha1036 » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:50 am

Sir, I know you know the soup is attractive and you can't resist it. Don't worry we have the janitors team for this

Waiter, there's a doctor notes in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby destawaits » Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:43 am

Ah, my notes! Vhich reminds me: it's time for your examination! Wo ho haha!

Waiter, the soup says "game over"!

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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby FreezingFire127 » Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:02 pm

Oops, I ate it.

Waiter, can I give you my soup?
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Seththeking » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:57 am

FreezingFire127 wrote:Oops, I ate it.

Waiter, can I give you my soup?



Dude your snot is in the soup, I won’t take it! Maybe give it to that homeless guy outside!

Waiter, theirs a fire breathing penguin in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Stiersquid » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:24 am

Its there to keep your soup warm.

Waiter there is a soup in in my fly.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby FreezingFire127 » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:15 pm

Change your pants.

Waiter, there’s fat people eating my soup
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby ARandomDouche » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:49 pm

Don't worry, your soup is organic. They will leave soon.

Waiter, there's too much pepper in my soup.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby FreezingFire127 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 2:02 am

So then why are you salty?

Waiter, my soup came alive & ate my slave
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Seththeking » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:22 am

FreezingFire127 wrote:So then why are you salty?

Waiter, my soup came alive & ate my slave



Oh no sir, that is your slave!

Waiter theirs a large brown dingaling in my soup, I’m confused as to what it is.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby FreezingFire127 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:01 am

It’s the dick you ordered sir, it looks weird because you don’t have one

Waiter, there’s small gold nuggets in my soup
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby KingoftheRocks » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:31 am

(i was notified of my name having been posted)

Those are mine, sir. I'll just take them back…

Waiter, there's an otter in my soup.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Eragon1329 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:08 pm

That’s not a soup dummy, it’s an ocean.

Waiter, there’s a dummy in my soup
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby fwogcarf » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:32 pm

He was just testing the temperature

Waiter, there's a pornographic in my soup!
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby Seththeking » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:32 pm

Alright sir I have ban the person who posted that


Waiter Their is a empty space of time in my soup
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby FreezingFire127 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:46 pm

I don’t have time for this

Waiter, I’m buying clothes at the soup store
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

Postby KingoftheRocks » Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:57 pm

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

Waiter, I want to order some soup.
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