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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:10 pmby WindBlqde
Hahahaahhahahhhahahaa.
There's a dinosaur egg in my soup. You're a horrible restaurant and I will not be tipping!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:17 pmby Jezz92
Good. Tipping is only for those people who really appreciate our dinosaur eggs.
Puos, ym ni ecnetnes drowkcab a sereht retiaw!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:55 amby QnSb
Em, gnillac nehw tuo ti koot tsuj uoy ris
Waiter, there's a shitpost in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:55 amby WindBlqde
Ew go away.
Ehm, why is there my soup in my soup?
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 7:56 amby JamesD28
That's the 2nd soup in soup complaint we've had now. I'll see if I can do something about it.
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Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:38 amby Icibalus
JamesD28 wrote:That's the 2nd soup in soup complaint we've had now. I'll see if I can do something about it.
01010111 01100001 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01110000 00100001
If I knew binary I would have gone into computing, sir.
Waiter, there's a Waiter there's a Waiter, there's a Waiter, there's a fly in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 9:54 amby JamesD28
Icibalus.exe has suffered a fatal error in <Windows root>\System32\soup.dll. Running error diagnostics...
Waiter, there's an asteroid in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:24 amby QnSb
Waiter, there's a deaf guy in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:30 amby JamesD28
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Waiter, there's still an asteroid in my soup! No-one responded.
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:45 amby QnSb
JamesD28 wrote:WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Waiter, there's still an asteroid in my soup! No-one responded.
No one responded? Oh, maybe only the deaf guy was around. Sorry for the inconvenience
Waiter, there's inconvenience in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:16 amby WindBlqde
Suck it up, kiddo.
I'll get electrocuted if I drink my soup because there are lots of tiny wires and computer parts in it, I'm not paying at all!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 4:06 pmby QnSb
Sure
Waiter, there's stolen money in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 7:47 pmby LordofFail
QnSb wrote:Sure
Waiter, there's stolen money in my soup!
tell nobody about it. It would be a real shame if an accident were to happen to you because you told people about this...
Waiter, there's a stale meme in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:26 pmby JamesD28
O shit waddup
Waiter, there's Beethoven's 9th Symphony in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:41 pmby Jezz92
Oh that's strange. I could have sworn the chef used Beethoven's 5th.
Waiter, there's a blackmailer in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sun Nov 27, 2016 2:24 amby QnSb
Blackmailer wrote:Shhh or I'll tell everyone your secret
Waiter, there's a stupid arcade game in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:48 amby Icibalus
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:37 amby Jezz92
I gave up at the 26th spoiler. Sorry, I don't know what's in your soup, probably a troll.
Waiter, there's an Icibalus in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:04 amby QnSb
Ah, maybe that's where the song in my soup came from
Waiter, there's "Never gonna give you up" in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:56 amby ChamAlien
At least it will never gonna let you down
Waiter, there's a "Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!" game in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:05 amby QnSb
Level up!
Waiter, there's a Thuum in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:30 pmby LordofFail
QnSb wrote:Level up!
Waiter, there's a Thuum in my soup!
Apologies, Sir. I would remove it, but I appear to have an arrow in my knee.
Waiter, there's a dirty sock in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:23 pmby Jezz92
Fruit the Apple wrote:I hate socks.
Waiter, there's a really bad jester faking executioner in order to get some guy named sock lynched in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:24 pmby LordofFail
Jezz92 wrote:Fruit the Apple wrote:I hate socks.
Waiter, there's a really bad jester faking executioner in order to get some guy named sock lynched in my soup!
I'm a dayconsig supersensor 2-shot guiltless dayvig compulsive stalker firebrand even neighbourizer odd millerizer, and I can assure you that the guy is an Enforcer. Lynch the sucker.
Waiter, there's a rickroll in my soup!
Re: Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!
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Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:51 pmby Jezz92
No. There really isn't.
Waiter, there's a perfect and very tasty combination of ingredients in my soup!