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by **ChubbyMooshroom9** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:04 am

That's alphabet soup.

Waiter, your dick is in my soup!

by **Scientedfic** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:35 am

Why not

Waiter, there's a Fantastic Beast in my soup!

by **QnSb** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:02 pm

Oh, so that's where to find them!

Waiter, there's One Rogue in my soup!

by **Damafaud** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:09 pm

Exactly as your order, sir; human soup.

Waiter, there's a hair in my soup.

by **Jezz92** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:53 pm

~~You spelt 'hare' wrong~~.

Oh...I'm sorry, did you ask for more than one?

Waiter, there's an incomplete complaint in my

by **destawaits** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:34 am

...
...Sir, where is it?

Waiter, there are sperm in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:35 am

Cum on, it's not that bad.

Jezz92 wrote:I'm thinking of a role

Waiter, there's one of Jezz92's lines in my soup!

by **Jezz92** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:33 am

~~Well not really because you keep stealing it from me.~~
Oh, well why don't you put some stupid socks in there too...

Waiter, there's a godfather, a mafioso, a consigliere, two framers, two vigilantes, two sheriffs, two investigators, two bodyguards, a jester, and an executioner in my soup!

by **destawaits** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:43 am

Why don't you throw in a Veteran as well?

Waitress, what gender are you?

by **Icibalus** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:46 am

*Kicks Desta out*
What a personal question!

Waiter, there's a :starwars:

in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:50 am

Waiter, there was the wrong tense in my soup!

by **Jezz92** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:55 am

Sir, we are aware of this problem as someone will tell us two weeks ago.

Waiter, there's a foolish strawberry in my soup!

by **Icibalus** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:59 am

You foolishly foolish foolish fool who takes part in foolishly foolish follies with other foolishly foolish foolish fools!

Code: Select all: Waiter, my soup has been encased in code!

by **destawaits** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:02 am

Code: Select all: That's because we're digitalizing the restaurant! Welcome to the Matrix. Waiter, there's a hint coin in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:28 am

And the problem is?????

Waiter, there's a lot of colours in my soup!

by **QnSb** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:40 am

DEAL WITH IT

Waiter, there's a black hole in my soup!

by **Jezz92** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:09 am

-reply has been sucked into the black hole and destroyed-

Waiter, there's a NEW TRUSTED USER in my soup!

by **Icibalus** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:11 am

I didn't see you use [img] there, so I cannot believe you.

Waiter, there's an Icibalus trying too hard to be funny in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:13 am

Eww, that's disgusting. Our sincerest apologies, your next meal is free.

Waiter, there's a coinfarm in my soup!

by **Scientedfic** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:49 pm

COINS!!!! Sorry, I love tips.

Waiter, Golden Freddy is in my soup!

by **ChubbyMooshroom9** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:53 pm

Fucking fanboy

Waiter, there's a fanboy in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:43 am

OMFG I CAN'T EVEN

Waiter, is there a question in my soup?

by **destawaits** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:53 am

I don't know.

Waiter, there is an introduction thread in my soup!

by **Jezz92** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:52 am

Friendly waiter wrote:Welcome to the soup, enjoy your stay!

Waiter, there's an embarrassing story in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:03 am

Haha, that's cool. Reminds me of this one time when I was heading into town. There was this person walking in front of me and they were completely lost in their phone. Have no idea what they were doing, but they were so preoccupied with it that they failed to notice the lamppost right in front of them. Walked straight into it, banged their head, dropped their phone. Of course, I was watching the whole thing from behind them and I was laughing my ass off. They pick up their phone and carry on walking while holding their head, but I keep laughing, and forget to notice where I'm walking. A few seconds later, I bang my head on the same lamppost.

Waiter, there's a C Major chord in my soup!

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