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by **Cenvil** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:22 pm

*report for spamming*

Waiter, there is a soup in my pageget.

by **sunfirejr** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:09 am

Sounds like a personal problem

Waiter theres a dead cult worshiping me in my soup

by **JamesD28** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:17 am

ONE OF US. (Can't believe I finally got to use that)

Mɐᴉʇǝɹ' ʇɥǝɹǝ,s ɐu ndsᴉpǝ-poʍu sǝuʇǝuɔǝ ᴉu ɯʎ sond¡

by **TheWolfBuddy** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:52 am

qnʎ ɐ ɯıɹɹoɹ

Waiter, there's top secret government files in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:11 am

"Authorities are still searching for local poster, TheWolfBuddy, who went missing hours after visiting the ToS Soup Restaurant."

Waiter, there's the Prince skin in my soup!
See, it's right here!
Spoiler:

by **QnSb** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:00 pm

Poke that bread in his eyes and everything will be fine

Waiter, there's an FM record in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:53 pm

1-0-2

Waiter, there's Billy Mays' Oxiclean in my soup!

by **Jezz92** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 5:20 pm

Don't be so dramatic. It's pretty much the swanky cousin of bleach. ~~Drink~~ Eat up!

Waiter, there's a QnSb in my soup!

by **Icibalus** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:07 am

Well then. We have a problem. QnSb really spoils the flavour

Waiter, my soup has turned a strange colour!

by **JamesD28** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:35 am

That's very strange.

Waiter, the wrong forum game is in my soup. My ball!

by **Icibalus** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:39 am

I grab the ball from you, smack you over the head with the soup, and run away to the ktichen.

Waiter, there's Grand Idea BtM role ideas in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:51 am

Uhh... Soup Thirsty Mafia?

~~Waiter, there's a load of text modifications in my soup!~~

by **Jezz92** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:03 am

Yes, of course. How else do you expect us to ~~kill~~ confuse our diners? It's the colours first, as Icibalus mentioned earlier, then the lines and italics, then the spoilers. The spoilers 'spoil' the soup, if you get my drift...
*coughs*

Waiter, there's a nice lil' sprig of thyme in my soup!

by **sunfirejr** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:38 am

Since I have no idea what that is, enjoy!

Waiter, my soup is invisible!

by **JamesD28** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:19 am

I can't see the problem.

Waiter, my soup is a colour that isn't available through the default font colours!

by **Jezz92** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:36 am

Yes....so it is. Er, hold on.
*russles through various soup recipes*

Yeah no, that's witch craft.
*nervously takes soup away and discards of it in an old lady's handbag*

Waiter, there's a survivor in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:58 am

DAY 1 SOUP CLAIM

Waiter, there's freakishly small text in my soup!

by **Scientedfic** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:32 am

Sorry sir, I can't read that. I know it's freakishly small, but please.

Waiter, there's a Kappa in my soup!

by **QnSb** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:38 am

Oh I thought it was a Delta

Waiter, there's a metagaming roleplayer in my soup!

by **Jezz92** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:49 pm

Waiter: WHAT ARE YOUR ABILITIES AND ATTRIBUTES?!?!?!?!
Soup: Abilities - satisfy the hunger of one person every night. Attributes - your target will know they've eaten soup.
Waiter: WRONG!!!
Soup:

don't kill me I have a family...
Waiter: Oh...man I hate this job. I'm sorry

Soup has been executed by the waiter.

Waiter, there's a suspension appeal in my soup!

by **destawaits** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 2:48 am

Waiter wrote:-snip-
Appeal denied. Have a good day.

Waiter, there are one grammatical problems in my soup!

by **QnSb** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:27 am

Me doesn't seen a issues

Waiter, there's a guy who thinks a metagaming roleplayer is a jailor in my soup!
yes I'm talking to you Jezz

by **Damafaud** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:37 am

Okay, who dropped the soup IQ again?

Waiter, THERE'S A CANDY CANE IN MY SOUP!

by **destawaits** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:59 am

Sir, this is something new we are trying. Now that desserts are mixed in with every other course, you won't ever have to complain about not having dessert before dinner.

Waiter, there is an endangered species in my soup!

by **JamesD28** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:22 am

Maybe that's why they're endangered.

Witaer, tehre's mxied up ltteres in my suop!

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