Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!

[gabby100]

it's a new experimental soup we are trying if you don't like it we can switch soup for you sir.

Waiter there's a light bulb in my soup!

[FreezingFire127]

The soup had an idea sir.

Waiter, there’s a bowl of soup, in a bowl of noodles within by bowl of soup.


Yey, top of ze page

[ARandomDouche]

Sir, I thought you ordered 2 soups and 1 bowl of noodles?

Waiter, there's some weird greentexts from 4chan in my soup.

[FreezingFire127]

Would you like some blue texts from 4chan instead sir?

Waiter, there’s ARandomDouche in my soup.

[cupcakeaj2]

It can be a confirmed douche. Deal with the Random Douche slot.

Waiter, there's an ice cube in my soup

[ARandomDouche]

Your soup is on the way, that's your ice coffee.

Waiter, I forgot what I ordered.

[Eragon1329]

You must be an amnesiac. Please choose what you want to be.


Waiter, Theres soup in my soup!

[FreezingFire127]

Sir, that is what we call soup-ception.

Waiter, Jesus is in my soup.

[Eragon1329]

Oh god, that’s a mistake

Waiter, my soup is filled with freezing fire

[FreezingFire127]

We’re cooking it so that it can be frozen & reheated later.

Waiter, you are in my soup.

[Eragon1329]

I was just checking the temperature

Waiter, theres lead in my soup!

[FreezingFire127]

Would you rather have liquid mercury?

Waiter, there’s a giant 9380 foot tall dog staring at a homeless person who is currently sleeping in a sleeping bag made of cotton while dreaming about being a rich person with a family that loves him because his family abused him so he turned to drugs & became homeless & woke up to see the 9380 foot tall dog & had a heart attack, but was quickly rushed to hospital where he later died saying “The dog is coming...” in my soup

Good luck

[gabby100]

It was all a dream sir, you were spacing out when i served your soup muttering something about a dead guy saying 'the dog is coming'. we don't allow dogs in this establishment perhaps you were confused?

Waiter there's a human bone in my soup!

[cupcakeaj2]

It's just a chicken bone that we got from the largest chicken in the world. No worries.

Waiter, there's a doll in my soup!

[FreezingFire127]

The only restaurant where you can play with your food.

Waiter, I ate my soup.

[ARandomDouche]

Thank you, Sir, would you like the dessert menu?

Waitress, I retired as a waiter.

[FreezingFire127]

Then would you like some soup sir?

Waiter, I am my soup

[ARandomDouche]

Let me take you to your table.

Waiter, there's a role card in my soup.

[FreezingFire127]

Was this the role card?
Citizen

You are a Citizen.

Your alignment is Town Citizen.

You don't have any special ability and just try to live your life in peace.

Each day you get to vote in an attempt to remove the Mafia from the community.

You win with the Town
You win with Survivors
You must kill the Mafia
You must kill Arsonists
You must kill Witches
You must kill Serial Killers
You must kill Stalkers
You must kill Bombers
You may spare anyone else

Waiter, there’s a person at a table eating soup within a person at a table eating soup within a person at a table eating soup within a person at a table eating soup within a person at a table eating soup within a person at a table eating soup, in my soup.

[theyellowgreninja]

Sir, that's out new special you ordered, "fractal soup."

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!

[gabby100]

Sir that's his soup, yours will be with you momentarily.

Waiter the matrix is in my soup!

[cupcakeaj2]

Sir, you dropped out of college, meaning, that you need to know how to do matrices.

Waiter, there's a waitress in my soup!

[destawaits]

Sir, that's a hot spring. Your soup is inside the restaurant.

Waiter, somebody toucha my soup!

[ARandomDouche]

Oh dear, Sir, your chair broke too.

Waiter, there's steamed hams in my soup.

[FreezingFire127]

We don’t serve ham sir.

Waiter, there’s viagra in my soup so now my soup has an erection