Fix the above posters problem

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Fix the above posters problem

Postby Icibalus » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:04 am

This game works simply:

Rules:
-Every post must contain a funny soloution to the problem of the above poster, and their own stupid problem that must be fixed.

EG:

Poster1: There is a leak in my trousers

Poster2: I reccomend wearing nappies beneath them.

*Problem goes here*

I'll start off:

The US elections 2016. I need a quick and easy soloution.
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby ChamAlien » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:19 am

Do not live in usa, migrate to turkey

I have an exam and they are giving 1 min per question what should i do
I like 'em round and big
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby Icibalus » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:32 am

Do not live in turkey, move to the UK

I need some help protecting the country from Brexit. Any tips?
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby kookeekwisp » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:51 am

Build a wall.

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kookeekwisp wrote:Dont single out Arso cause it kills slower!
I didnt know you could contradict yourself in one sentence
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby ok98161 » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:35 pm

Win a game of hearts.
Also, bonus solution:
Icibalus wrote:The US elections 2016. I need a quick and easy soloution.
Vote for Gary Johnson!!!!!

Problem: I talk to myself.
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Well, I had to fill the space with something!
"their uncultured swine"
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Re: Fix the above posters probl

Postby Icibalus » Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:50 am

When you are alone, put a pacifier in your mouth.

That'll work.

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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby Jezz92 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:01 am

Left handed snails are evil and do not deserve pleasure. Kill him.

Problem: I have a weird obsession with banging my head against brick walls.
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby JamesD28 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:36 am

That's probably due to the brain damage caused by banging your head against a brick wall. See a doctor.

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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby destawaits » Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:24 am

Simple: First make some guacamole, and then stuff the rest into your friend's fridge

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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby kookeekwisp » Fri Oct 28, 2016 2:57 pm

Well grab a shovel, cause it's a llong life ahead a ya.

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kookeekwisp wrote:Dont single out Arso cause it kills slower!
I didnt know you could contradict yourself in one sentence
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby ok98161 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:25 pm

Use duct tape! Duct tape can fix anything!

I have all five types of overexcitabilities(you may have to look that up to understand what it is).
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby npromin1 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:00 pm

dont worry about it.


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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby kookeekwisp » Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:37 pm

Grow a Saibaman!

My phone's dying RN.
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kookeekwisp wrote:Dont single out Arso cause it kills slower!
I didnt know you could contradict yourself in one sentence
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby Elux666 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:15 pm

use an apple to charge your phone :D

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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby Jezz92 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:43 pm

Just have a bake sale, people will pay top dollar for cake.


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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby JamesD28 » Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:22 pm

Watch How to Train your Dragon. You might have a bit of a harder time getting it off the ground but most of the rules still apply.

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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby destawaits » Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:14 pm

Turn it off.

How can I fly like Arthur Dent?

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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby twelvethousandants » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:28 am

Jump off a cliff and hope for the best.
Either you'll learn how to fly or you won't need to learn how to fly.


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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby ok98161 » Sat Oct 29, 2016 6:19 am

Stick your quills in them.

The guy I have a crush on has a crush on my friend.
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby kookeekwisp » Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:35 pm

Crush him with a crushing big bottle of Orange Crush!

Sometimes, i get nervous, on airplanes.
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kookeekwisp wrote:Dont single out Arso cause it kills slower!
I didnt know you could contradict yourself in one sentence
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby QnSb » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:49 pm

Jump out

I got nervous in a plane without a parachute
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby JamesD28 » Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:05 am

Jump anyway, and you'll never have to be nervous again.

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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby ok98161 » Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:38 am

Tape some hair under his mouth.

My sister sucks.
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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby Icibalus » Sun Oct 30, 2016 8:17 am

See your doctor. Make sure that an evil witch hasn't turned her into a Vaccum cleaner.
Perhaps they'd be better as a hairdryer, because then, they'd BLOW.

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Re: Fix the above posters problem

Postby QnSb » Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:15 pm

Nukes

My nuke vendor got nuked, any other nuke vendors so I can nuke people?
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