Get Killed By The Avatar Above You

[khakha1036]

Hurted by seeing him insulting the legende Teresa.

[destawaits]

Strangled by a tangle of flying hair.

Hurted by seeing him insulting the legende Teresa.

There was no avatar before.

[destawaits]

Died from shock

[deathofrats0808]

Strangled me with the tie.

[plantdrago]

Poured boiling coffee on me

[heytheregirl17]

Executed swiftly.

[Damafaud]

Cringe by hat.

[destawaits]

Used time powers to erase me from existence

[AnotherMan]

Paintballed my eyes out.
(why was I not wearing protection?!)

[sunfirejr]

THE ALMIGHTY BROKEN AVATAR BREAKS MY SOUL

[deathofrats0808]

Holy shit it's the fucking sun. I burn alive.

[Chemist1422]

oh geez the coffee is hot OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAA

[Descender]

You're a ghost. You could just open a portal to the underworld and I would be in hell.

Edit:wait I'm already in hell

[greenrabbit7]

Meanwhile, at a therapy office in Palu, Indonesia...

"Ah, Mr. Jerry." I say. "Please, take a seat. I understand you've been having... cat troubles, recently?"

Jerry nodded, solemly, his eyes reflecting the horror he had witnessed. Such horror that he could not speak, he could not even wimper, for if he did so the cat, oh the cat, it could find him, eat him alive, which was the most terrifying thing in the world to poor little jerry.

"I see... Yes, you've racked up quite the medical bill on both him and yourself. Why, the record says there were even times you..."

I ran cold, staring at jerry's record. He;d... murdered, tom, slammed him with a piano. He'd sent him into the air, on a firework, he'd... the list went on! I'd dealt with so many psychopaths, but nothing on this magnitude! Suddenly, my phone rang, which made my skin go pale.

My phone's ringtone...

Was a cat's meow.

Meow! Meow! Me- I quickly hung up, not bothering to look at who it was, but it was far too late. Jerry threw me at the wall, screaming a silent scream. The cat! I was the cat, I was to eat him! "Jerry!" I said. "I am but a man, a therapist! Plwase!" But my words fell blank on his long, floppy ears. He picked up my pen and squirted ink into my face, blinding me, before throwing the chair at me. I was now flat, but this was not the end, oh no... He rolled me up and swept me under the carpet!

For days I was there.

Days on end.

Alone.

No food.

No water.

...Until that day came, the day of sweet release. Of death. At least I was safe here, safe in the real...

[deathofrats0808]

Strangled me using the turban.

[destawaits]

Forced scalding hot coffee down my lungs, drowning me.

[lemonader666]

slowly and unf-ly

[Descender]

I just get bronied to death.

Like, you can imagine what happens there, its pretty obvious.

[TheDebil]

they vote guilty and i hang

[Chemist1422]

Oh they're definitely town so I don't need to worry about them nightkilling me--

[destawaits]

Gets spooped spooked to death by a ghost despite being one myself.

[fwogcarf]

Fell into a campfire

[TheDebil]

strangled with christmas lights

[sunfirejr]

2nd degree smoking slowly but eventually kills me

[Chemist1422]

Got spin-attacked to death.