Superpower/ Weakness

[Multiuniverse]

Sure, but you cannot read Manga.

The ability to run faster than Usian Bolt

[Cynlydia]

Wish granted. You are now faster than Usian Bolt.

...

However, you are not faster than Usain Bolt.

The ability to run faster than Usain Bolt.

[Multiuniverse]

(Dammit, I knew I got the spelling incorrect.)

But every time you run you will trip over and die.

The ability to not trip over.

[QnSb]

Sure, but every time you would've tripped over, you run into a wall instead
The power to have you not notice this power
That'd be a neat power indeed

[Multiuniverse]

But every time it's neat for only 1 second.


The ability to telepathically talk.

[QnSb]

But every time it's neat for only 1 second.

Yay I have no downside to my superpower (try quoting it and reading it again)


Back:
But only with animals, who telepathically still speak their own language

The ability to speak with animals, with them comprehending me and vice versa

[Multiuniverse]

Turns out animal's speaking doesn't mean anything at all.

The ability to build a usable big rocket in 1 day

[QnSb]

It's usable, but only to cook big things in


The ability to fly without ever falling down (unless I want to)

[Multiuniverse]

You can only fly up. And when you wanted to fall down you will plummet down to Earth and die.

The ability to know everything.

[QnSb]

But it's impossible, because you are Jon Snow

The ability to randomize particular eyes (I got that sentence from asking my brother for random words, don't question it)

[Multiuniverse]

'Particular eyes' is unfortunately your eyes, therefore you can only randomise your eyes.

The ability to stop posting.

[Cynlydia]

(Dammit, I knew I got the spelling incorrect.)

But you will regret it instantly. (Granted already, btw.)

The ability to type on multiple threads at once.

[Multiuniverse]

(I didn't say stop posting what exactly)

Granted, buy another device.

[Cynlydia]

(Where's your superpower?)

[Multiuniverse]

(It's invisible you can't see it)

[destawaits]

Eventually, you don't see anything anymore because you turned everything invisible.

The ability to shoot lazerbeams.

[PolyesterHomes]

Eventually, you don't see anything anymore because you turned everything invisible.

The ability to shoot lazerbeams.

The lasers go out infinitely and because of minute eye movements of less than a mlilimeter you level several city blocks due to a unaimable weapon. Oh and also you're blind because the light melted your eyes.

[destawaits]

(Where's your superpower?)

[GrumpyGoomba]

(It's invisible you can't see it)

[sunfirejr]

the ability to see invisible things

[GrumpyGoomba]

Granted. But you lose the ability to see normally visible things, which is like everything else.

The ability to not be sad.

[Hawkwing425]

Granted, but you're not happy, either. Anhedonia's a bitch.

I'd like the ability to phase in and out of reality at will, retaining consciousness while phased out of reality.

[Stiersquid]

Each time you phase out of reality a little part of you is lost.

The power to grand wishes.

[Hawkwing425]

Each time you phase out of reality a little part of you is lost.

The power to grand wishes.

Granted, but none of your grand wishes may affect yourself in any way.

I'd like the power to always have sharp pencils.

[Stiersquid]

All your pencils are so sharp that they cut through all paper but not sharp enough to cut anything else.

I want UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!