Superpower/ Weakness

[TheDebil]

your power only activates when you are asleep

i want the ability to always lucid dream

[Stiersquid]

You can never wake up.

I want unlimited time.

[GrumpyGoomba]

You have unlimited time, but unfortunately whenever you stop time you are stopped as well.

I want the power to immediately locate the pens that I accidentally drop.

[Stiersquid]

The pens will be broken whenever you drop them.

I want plot armor.

[sunfirejr]

alright but while you cannot die the plot will almost completely destroy you all the time and you'll be in constant pain

i want to travel in time in every way (both forward and backward)

[Stiersquid]

But your not able to impact how things play out.

My power is my gun.

[sunfirejr]

but it misfires 90% of the time

my power is levitation I can levitate anythingggggggggggggggggg

[Stiersquid]

You ability to name things levitate is proportional to your real life strength.

I want super hearing.

[sunfirejr]

You ability to name things levitate is proportional to your real life strength.

I want super hearing.

(i mean yeah i can lift a lot of things now i just don't have to physically exert myself)

yeah you can hear a whole 1 db higher than the average human

i want the ability to not die unless i really want to

[Stiersquid]

When you choose to die you are 100% guaranteed to go hell and the world around you will make you miserable.

I want to know literally everything.

[GrumpyGoomba]

You now know things that you shouldn't have known and the overload of information eventually drives you to depression.

I wish the ability go back 20 minutes in time whenever I want to quickly correct some dumb mistake that I made.

[Chemist1422]

Granted, but you have to avoid your past self seeing you or else a time paradox will happen

I wish for the ability to summon cookies at will.

[Stiersquid]

Ok but the cookies are always burned or undercooked.

I want a power without a weakness.

[sunfirejr]

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ERROR ERROR ERROR POWER IMPOSSIBLE SYSTEM DESTROYED

i want to be smart enough to pass every test i take

[Hawkwing425]

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ERROR ERROR ERROR POWER IMPOSSIBLE SYSTEM DESTROYED

i want to be smart enough to pass every test i take

You have incredible semantic memory... but only for tests. For every other situation, you're a moron.

I wish for a power that lets me equip powers from fictional works.

[Stiersquid]

The powers are one use only.

I want to not need to sleep.

[PolyesterHomes]

Granted, but you'll always be 5 minutes from blacking out from exaustion.

I want the ability to change any government to a system of my choosing.

[DJVoxel]

Sure, but the public knows you changed it when they want to start a riot.

I want the power to turn into a dragon :3

[Stiersquid]

You lose control when you are in dragon form.

I wish for more wishes.

[GrumpyGoomba]

You just get another wish, replacing the one you used to get the said wish.

I want the power to not be uncool.

[Stiersquid]

On but you have to sell your soul.

I don't want a power.

[DJVoxel]

K

I want to be able to teleport

[destawaits]

Whenever you teleport, one of your body parts will always be missing.

The power to avoid constipation.

[Stiersquid]

Ok but you constintly need to take a shit.

I want to have perfect luck.

[Blackajack]

Okay, but you steal the luck of everyone around you. You become a bad luck charm in society.

I want to be able to endure any amount of food of any kind in a blackhole-esk stomach.