Potato Farming Three

[Descender]

i tried everything from the last thread, so far nothing has worked.
am i missing something? my location seems perfect.

[dolphina]

What the fuck...??

Edit:

Dig straight, shallow trenches, 2 to 3 feet apart, in prepared soil. Plant seed potatoes 12 inches apart and cover with about 3 inches of soil. When the shoots reach 10 to 12 inches tall, use a hoe or shovel to scoop soil from between rows and mound it against the plants, burying the stems halfway. Repeat as needed through the growing season to keep the tubers covered.

Unlike container gardening, there's nothing to buy or build and no soil to transport. This is a simple, inexpensive, and proven method that farmers have used for millennia. It's practical for large-scale plantings, also.

However, the quality of the soil may limit the yield. In places where the dirt badly compacted or low in organic matter, an above-ground technique might work better.

I know you’re a poor fuck so this’ll work best

[kosmo16]

This topic is note about potatos...

[Descender]

dolphina ive been doing that
im yet to get a potato tree

[dolphina]

Idiot heli, you don’t grow potato trees

[Descender]

Idiot heli, you don’t grow potato trees

you dont grow potato bushes

[dolphina]

Idiot heli, you don’t grow potato trees

you dont grow potato bushes

You just grow potatoes ok

[Descender]

Idiot heli, you don’t grow potato trees

you dont grow potato bushes

You just grow potatoes ok

how does that work
you put a potato in the ground and two come out?
that sounds like a duplication exploit

[dolphina]

Idiot heli, you don’t grow potato trees

you dont grow potato bushes

You just grow potatoes ok

how does that work
you put a potato in the ground and two come out?
that sounds like a duplication exploit

Potatoes are a duping exploit

[Descender]

ok i cant farm potatoes then
i dont want banned

[dolphina]

ok i cant farm potatoes then
i dont want banned

No the dupe exploit is legal for some reason
I’ve been doing it for years and the devs have turned a blind eye
I’ve even been reported for it at least ten times

[Descender]

ok i cant farm potatoes then
i dont want banned

No the dupe exploit is legal for some reason
I’ve been doing it for years and the devs have turned a blind eye
I’ve even been reported for it at least ten times

why tf did you report an exploit youre using 10 times

[dolphina]

ok i cant farm potatoes then
i dont want banned

No the dupe exploit is legal for some reason
I’ve been doing it for years and the devs have turned a blind eye
I’ve even been reported for it at least ten times

why tf did you report an exploit youre using 10 times

I didnt report myself, idiot
Some noobs reported me for cheating or whatever

[Descender]

ohh you said "been" sorry im dumb

[dolphina]

ohh you said "been" sorry im dumb

Use the potato exploit, it makes you rich

[Descender]

ohh you said "been" sorry im dumb

Use the potato exploit, it makes you rich

didnt the entirety of ireland trigger anticheat with it once

[dolphina]

ohh you said "been" sorry im dumb

Use the potato exploit, it makes you rich

didnt the entirety of ireland trigger anticheat with it once

Yea, but like
Has it happened since?

[Descender]

ohh you said "been" sorry im dumb

Use the potato exploit, it makes you rich

didnt the entirety of ireland trigger anticheat with it once

Yea, but like
Has it happened since?

that was pretty recently man

[dolphina]

ohh you said "been" sorry im dumb

Use the potato exploit, it makes you rich

didnt the entirety of ireland trigger anticheat with it once

Yea, but like
Has it happened since?

that was pretty recently man

Eh only two hundred or so years ago
It’s fiiiiiine

If you really wanna be careful use the carrots exploit
They ain’t as scrumptious but the devs haven’t looked into that one yet

[Descender]

dude 200 out of billions
no time

[dolphina]

dude 200 out of billions
no time

then just use the damn potato exploit

[Ezradekezra]

how do you use the potato exploit

[dolphina]

how do you use the potato exploit

Read up smh

[Ezradekezra]

how do you use the potato exploit

Read up smh

I can't find the gameshark code to use the potato exploit

How do I use gameshark to exploit potatoes

[dolphina]

how do you use the potato exploit

Read up smh

I can't find the gameshark code to use the potato exploit

How do I use gameshark to exploit potatoes

You dont need gameshark, idiot

Just plant the potatoes and follow this complex duping mechanism shown here