Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

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Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby Duckferno » Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:16 pm

So If I moved to Ohio, it's a cool place as in weather. Anyways, how do I start a potato farm? I have potatoes but I'm not sure how to rake the dirt? Help?
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Sun Jan 26, 2020 1:21 am

Bruh just take a potato and plunge it into the ground and water it. It must multiply that way.
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby Duckferno » Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:01 pm

Dude, you told me that in the first forum, it literally doesn't work. The dirt just has a bump in it and potato is destroyed. I don't know how to plant it and wikipedia isn't helping me. Is there a sort of root or something, a seed? Cause you can't plant an already grown potato. It just doesn't work. You need the small ones. But where and how do I plant it.
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Mon Jan 27, 2020 1:13 am

You need a special potato farming tube that you can get at a farming store. Just use it and the potato will be planted unharmed. It comes with an user manual too in case you are confused how to use the tube.
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby woahah » Mon Jan 27, 2020 12:08 pm

Get the seven spices, put them in a pentagram and infinite potatoes!
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Mon Jan 27, 2020 2:44 pm

What kind of pseudo-scientific bullshit is that? I'm trying to help someone here.
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby Duckferno » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:18 am

I just bought the thing, I planted one and it worked. But how long does it take for it to finish and grow?
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:04 am

I'd say wait around a week. You should see noticeable differences by then.
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby woahah » Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:15 am

Potato lube
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby Duckferno » Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:14 pm

Potato Lube? You mean the phosphorus fertilizer? Because I tried that but that only works in a climate that's like hot, or just normal weather. Right now in Ohio, where I temporarily stay, it's really cold so I need one of those devices to plant them where they will be safe and warm.
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby Duckferno » Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:47 pm

So I did what you told me to do, I checked the potatoes everyday and the results were that the potatoes, since the grew underground, started to rot because they didn't have oxygen. Should I just move to Arizona or something so I can plant it easily, or should I try something else?
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:13 pm

C'mon buddy you can't give up so easily...
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby TheWabbit » Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:26 am

off-topic is basically lounge now

in the off-chance that this is legit, i really think some other forum would help you better
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby woahah » Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:49 pm

TheWabbit wrote:off-topic is basically lounge now

in the off-chance that this is legit, i really think some other forum would help you better

Its code for post farming my dude
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby TheWabbit » Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:23 pm

woahah wrote:
TheWabbit wrote:off-topic is basically lounge now

in the off-chance that this is legit, i really think some other forum would help you better

Its code for post farming my dude

cool beans
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:27 pm

Uh huh... I dunno what you two are on about here... I am trying to provide legitimate assistance here.
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby woahah » Wed Feb 05, 2020 4:59 am

GrumpyGoomba wrote:Uh huh... I dunno what you two are on about here... I am trying to provide legitimate assistance here.

You really shouldnt be
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby TheWabbit » Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:32 am

GrumpyGoomba wrote:Uh huh... I dunno what you two are on about here... I am trying to provide legitimate assistance here.

anything that helps you sleep at night
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby woahah » Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:12 am

TheWabbit wrote:
GrumpyGoomba wrote:Uh huh... I dunno what you two are on about here... I am trying to provide legitimate assistance here.

anything that helps you sleep at night

Goomba doesnt sleep
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby TheWabbit » Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:55 am

woahah wrote:
TheWabbit wrote:
GrumpyGoomba wrote:Uh huh... I dunno what you two are on about here... I am trying to provide legitimate assistance here.

anything that helps you sleep at night

Goomba doesnt sleep

neither do I
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby woahah » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:08 am

TheWabbit wrote:
woahah wrote:
TheWabbit wrote:
GrumpyGoomba wrote:Uh huh... I dunno what you two are on about here... I am trying to provide legitimate assistance here.

anything that helps you sleep at night

Goomba doesnt sleep

neither do I

Same tbh
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby TheWabbit » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:09 am

i can't wait to sleep permanently
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby woahah » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:41 am

TheWabbit wrote:i can't wait to sleep permanently

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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby kosmo16 » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:14 am

Cannabis is illegal in Ohio. Move to the West Coast.
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Re: Potato Farming O̶n̶e̶ (TWO)

Postby woahah » Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:10 am

kosmo16 wrote:Cannabis is illegal in Ohio. Move to the West Coast.

You think thatll stop him
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