Dangan Ronpa XXIII - The End!

[GrumpyGoomba]

Lost picks a chair at the corner of the room and makes herself comfortable in it, and starts looking at the other people that have been gathered in the cafeteria with a disinterested look, seemingly contemplating something. When she hears Alex introduce themself, she just gives a barely noticeable nod accompanied by a single sentence reply.

"I am known as Lost."

She then promptly goes back to looking over the others.

[dota2reporter]

No offense, guys, but why do you all sound so... edgy?

[GrumpyGoomba]

Lost stares at Asset with narrowed eyes, perhaps trying to convey curiosity.

[Hawkwing425]

Edgy?

[LetitiaWilson]

No offense, guys, but why do you all sound so... edgy?

From the corner, Dr Wilson snorts and looks up.

"Most of them came off death row, what do you expect? Not sure how the blind guy get through the checks, though. More paperwork for HR to deal with,"

[dota2reporter]

Oh... yeah, can't relate
Just doctored a government-protected video... That didn't end up well
I've heard the jail guys are actually cool people to talk to though... right, guys?

[dota2reporter]

I uh, didn't mean anything bad by the edgy comment by the way
Just first impressions I guess, everyone here's so... formal
I'm surprised we all are wearing some orange stuff and not a bunch of tuxedos

[UzayAltay]

Hello, everyone , and Doctor.
Please call me Ms.Evidence, or Dr. Atasoy. Even though I like my name, I hate somebody out of my family using it.
If you want to speak with me, please get an appointment, though I have the right having a consultation in case it is not in my area of working.

[Hawkwing425]

Just the D-Class uniform. I expect it's for making identification of who's what class easier. As for the formality, I don't mean to seem unapproachable or anything. My offer's genuine for anyone who needs it.

[GrumpyGoomba]

Lost sighs.

"I have no idea why I agreed to this now that I think about it. My squad would've busted me out eventually anyways."

[dota2reporter]

Hello, Dr. Atasoy!
And the uniform isn't bad at all actually, I think I could get used to it
And Lost, what squad are you talking about?

[LetitiaWilson]

Hello, everyone , and Doctor.
Please call me Ms.Evidence, or Dr. Atasoy. Even though I like my name, I hate somebody out of my family using it.
If you want to speak with me, please get an appointment, though I have the right having a consultation in case it is not in my area of working.

"Oh great, they sent me one of THESE ones. Urgh, I specifically told them "NO FORMER COLLEAGUES!" but nooooo....As if I didn't have enough bullshit to deal with,"

[GrumpyGoomba]

"Oh they do not have an official name, but they are quite a loyal bunch for mercenaries. You probably have heard of them even if you don't know who they are, what with all the mayhem we have caused. They would never have sit quietly while one of their own was rotting in prison."

She seems almost... enthusiastic? while saying this and looked like she was about to explain more before she realizes it and stops herself.

"Ahem... I suppose I have said enough."

[dota2reporter]

Uh... I dunno who you're talking about
I'm from Kazakhstan sooo that's probably why

[Whatsuppeople]

Uh, hi there Alex, do you... need help moving around and stuff? I'm Asset by the way, nice to meet you!

"Oh? I don't remember the last time somebody offered to accompany me. That would be wonderful."

This individual looks surprisingly comfortable in a place like this.
Liriam Brightwood, at your service... if you need my assistance, you just have to ask.

"This place can't be that terrible if most are willing to help each other."

Oh... yeah, can't relate
Just doctored a government-protected video... That didn't end up well
I've heard the jail guys are actually cool people to talk to though... right, guys?

"Death row for something that little is harsh. I don't think you will believe me when I say that I'm innocent?" Alex covers their mouth while they giggle. "Ah I'm sorry. I'm convicted of murdering my 3 best friends in cold blood. Believe me if you wish or don't. You'd think a blind person would have trouble killing not one but three people. I suppose people with more problems than me have done more damage though. I cannot blame them for the evidence that all pointed to me."

"It seems most of you have figured this out, but for those who haven't I am blind. I can transverse, if slightly clumsy, by my self in areas I know quite well. I have just one request for my situation if you see me please greet me so I know who is with me."

[Chemist1422]

"I'm Lavender. I'm sure this will be a memorable experience for all of us."

Lavender is grinning in a way that is not fully convincing that she isn't insane.

[GrumpyGoomba]

"Oh I'm sure it will be. I've seen my share of crazy and from looking at the lot of you, this is either going to be a disaster or... well... yeah this is going to be a disaster."

[dota2reporter]

Whoa HOLD ON
I'm on death row too??
MY LAWYER NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AAAAA
LET ME OUTTA HERE

Asset runs to the nearest door and tries his best to open it

[Hawkwing425]

Relax, Asset. We're not on death row, and if we were, we aren't anymore. I'm sure it'll all turn out fine... in fact, I'm pretty sure this little event will be safer than what I'm usually involved with.
Liriam is smiling calmly.

[Whatsuppeople]

"Oh I'm sure it will be. I've seen my share of crazy and from looking at the lot of you, this is either going to be a disaster or... well... yeah this is going to be a disaster."

"Oh? What marks me as crazy? I would love to hear about it. Most people just mark me off as another blind person."

Whoa HOLD ON
I'm on death row too??
MY LAWYER NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AAAAA
LET ME OUTTA HERE

Asset runs to the nearest door and tries his best to open it

"Oh dear... I didn't mean to cause fear. Please call yourself. Everything will be okay."

[Chemist1422]

"I think she's talking about me, not you."

[Hawkwing425]

I do wonder, Alex... what provoked you into murder? Just curious.

[GrumpyGoomba]

"It's always the ones that never seem to be capable that often turn out to be the most dangerous. I am not letting you go off radar just because you are blind."

[Multiuniverse]

"Goddamn Rudolf, I can't believe they locked me up because my sled didn't comply to FAA regulations! FAA regulations of all bloody things! And they got me locked up for 5 years! 5 years! If I'm busy being behind bars then who'd deliver all the presents to the kids! For Rudolf's sake."

[LetitiaWilson]

Whoa HOLD ON
I'm on death row too??
MY LAWYER NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AAAAA
LET ME OUTTA HERE

Asset runs to the nearest door and tries his best to open it

"Step AWAY from the door!"

Two of the guards steps toward him, their guns raised. At her table, Dr Wilson groans and drops her head on the table.

"YOU are not from death row. YOU are here because the video you messed with? One of ours, and YOUR little stunt resulted in a few THOUSAND people seeing a very dangerous mind-altering SCP on the FUCKING INTERNET. Do you KNOW how long it took us to clean that mess up? MONTHS! THAT is why you're here,"