DR XXII - Heaven vs Hell (End!)

[dota2reporter]

Now that you mention it, I don't see a gym here. That's quite disappointing, I would've liked to work out.

[GrumpyGoomba]

Lizelotte looks around the room with a nervous expression.

"This... This isn't real right? This must be a prank right? I can't die yet..."

[LetitiaWilson]

Floor 1:
Night club: This room is terribly out of place considering where you are. Loud music, partying and many things that would be considered illegal on earth happen here. The bar man happens to be Satan.

"This seems more my taste. Wonder what kinds of...recreational aids they have on offer,"

[Blackajack]

"If it was a prank, this is by far the most elaborate prank I've ever seen."

"Although, I don't understand the need for a dormitory if we're dead. As I recall, the dead never sleep, per say. Unless rules are different here."

[PolyesterHomes]

"...I came a long way just to die by falling down the stairs. After the cruise ship incident I thought I'd be a lot more resilient than that. I suppose death really does come when you least expect it..."

[Hawkwing425]

Kam’rae looks around at her surroundings and companions with a mildly bemused look.
Well... can’t say I didn’t see death coming. But didn’t see an afterlife coming.

[PolyesterHomes]

Lizelotte looks around the room with a nervous expression.

"This... This isn't real right? This must be a prank right? I can't die yet..."

"I'm afraid we are. I take it you had unfinished buisness?"

Parks turns to Kam'rae.

"I didn't either, I certainly didn't expect to wind up here."

[dota2reporter]

I also didn't expect to be here, I really hope my friends aren't sad to see me dead. I wouldn't want them to feel sad.

[Hawkwing425]

Kam'rae turns to God.
Wait, so, God. We're just staying here... forever? In this building? I mean, night club looks great. But, uh... existing forever is NOT what I planned for.

[Blackajack]

Kam'rae turns to God.
Wait, so, God. We're just staying here... forever? In this building? I mean, night club looks great. But, uh... existing forever is NOT what I planned for.

"I agree. I really hope we're not going to just be... here. Permanently. "

[Gasocea]

Huh? Last thing I remember was driving my car, and suddenly I'm here? What's going on?

"You're dead."

"Although, I don't understand the need for a dormitory if we're dead. As I recall, the dead never sleep, per say. Unless rules are different here."

"Sleeping is refreshing and peaceful, I would never deny you that right."

Kam'rae turns to God.
Wait, so, God. We're just staying here... forever? In this building? I mean, night club looks great. But, uh... existing forever is NOT what I planned for.

"You can't just cease to exist, I'm afraid. I made this building with the necessary things to remain entertained for the eternity to come, you shouldn't worry about the future. There isn't one."

[Hawkwing425]

Huh. I mean, not too bad. Guess my whole "live like you could die tomorrow" shtick was off a bit. No consequences to stuff sounds great.

[LetitiaWilson]

"You can't just cease to exist, I'm afraid."

"That's boring. I was looking forward to the endless void,"

[dota2reporter]

Do we even have a way to contact the real world?

[Hawkwing425]

Honestly? Same, uh... whatever your name is. And probably not, which is a real shame. World was nice when I was pretty much ruling it!

[dota2reporter]

Honestly? Same, uh... whatever your name is. And probably not, which is a real shame. World was nice when I was pretty much ruling it!

If you ruled the world, why were you waiting for the endless void? That seems counter intuitive.

[GrumpyGoomba]

"It is a lot to take in... I don't even remember how I died, if I even died that is. My memory ends at me going to sleep after a tiring day."

[Hawkwing425]

That was exaggeration. Well... mostly exaggeration. Only really a lie 'cause I hadn't gotten around to pulling heists in every country in the world before I died. But I should probably introduce myself anyways, since no one seems to have recognized me. I'm Kam'rae, the Queen of Thieves, or, as I'm also known, the Ultimate Thief.
Kam'rae gets an awfully proud look on her face.
By the way, will I get any of my stuff, God? I've got a pretty neat staff from my first big heist that I'm missing...

[Blackajack]

"It is a lot to take in... I don't even remember how I died, if I even died that is. My memory ends at me going to sleep after a tiring day."

"At least you have that much, from the sounds of it maybe you died peacefully in your sleep? Me, I don't remember anything up until the middle of yesterday afternoon. The first and last time I do alcohol..."

That was exaggeration. Well... mostly exaggeration. Only really a lie 'cause I hadn't gotten around to pulling heists in every country in the world before I died. But I should probably introduce myself anyways, since no one seems to have recognized me. I'm Kam'rae, the Queen of Thieves, or, as I'm also known, the Ultimate Thief.
Kam'rae gets an awfully proud look on her face.
By the way, will I get any of my stuff, God? I've got a pretty neat staff from my first big heist that I'm missing...

"I think... I've actually heard of you. Didn't you steal some sort of gilded tablet from some museum?"

[Segaco]

Do we even have a way to contact the real world?

"Unless the ones currently on earth die and come here, no."

By the way, will I get any of my stuff, God? I've got a pretty neat staff from my first big heist that I'm missing...

"You can get a stick from one of the Earth Simulator's trees if that's what you want."

[Hawkwing425]

"I think... I've actually heard of you. Didn't you steal some sort of gilded tablet from some museum?"

Hell yeah! That was me! Probably, anyways. When was that?

By the way, will I get any of my stuff, God? I've got a pretty neat staff from my first big heist that I'm missing...

"You can get a stick from one of the Earth Simulator's trees if that's what you want."

Damn. Guess not. Oh well.

[dota2reporter]

I'll introduce myself as well, then. My name is Billy Herrington and I'm the Ultimate Wrestler, but you can call me Aniki.

[dota2reporter]

Do we even have a way to contact the real world?

"Unless the ones currently on earth die and come here, no

That's disappointing, I wanted to say one last goodbye to my wife and son... But it's alright, they're strong and independent, they'll manage without me...

[UzayAltay]

Can I ask who became World Chess Champion after me ?

[GrumpyGoomba]

"Ah apologies, where are my manners. I am Lizelotte Vermillion, the Ultimate Aristocrat. A useless title, given my name means nothing here."