DR XXII - Heaven vs Hell (End!)

[PolyesterHomes]

Chem’s eyes dart around the room as she watches people talking. She raises and lowers her head a few times, while squeezing her torso with her arms desperately.

I’m chem... I-I’m a chemist.

After that she lowers her gaze as much as possible, leaning against the wall as in an attempt to sink into it.

"A Chemist at your age? You must have been pretty bright.

[dota2reporter]

A 15 year old in Heaven? That's... sad...

[GrumpyGoomba]

"How do we even know this is even? There's a bar with Satan as the barkeep here for crying out loud."

[PolyesterHomes]

"How do we even know this is even? There's a bar with Satan as the barkeep here for crying out loud."

"..."


"Hey, did you ever deal with getting kidnapped or dragged to one place, where they had you do... unsavory things... by any chance?"

[GrumpyGoomba]

'What? No. Ofcourse not! Papa would have their heads if someone even attempted doing that."

[Alicitzen]

[PolyesterHomes]

"How do we even know this is even? There's a bar with Satan as the barkeep here for crying out loud."

"Just me then, alright."

[Blackajack]

"How do we even know this is even? There's a bar with Satan as the barkeep here for crying out loud."

"Just me then, alright."

"Personally, I think the fluffy clouds give it away."

[GrumpyGoomba]

"I'd imagine not everything would be as simple as our fantasy books would suggest. There must be something going on in here..."

[ejjinami]

A 15 year old in Heaven? That's... sad...

Chem raises her head and scans the muscular man with surprise and fear mixed in her expression.

I never said how old I am... H-How do you know that? I’ve never met you before...............
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STALKER!!!

[ejjinami]

You must be the one who killed me!

[dota2reporter]

You're pretty unobservant, huh? Look that way, see the board showing our information? That's where I got this from.

[Alicitzen]

"I'd imagine not everything would be as simple as our fantasy books would suggest. There must be something going on in here..."

She looks doubtful at that.

"I know it's hard to take in your own death, so to make your transition easier I'll answer any questions you may have had during your lifetime, Ask away."

Taking a long look at the proclaimed "god", Sue pantomimes out a question of her own.

[GrumpyGoomba]

Lizelotte stares at Sue in confusion.

[LetitiaWilson]

Wouldn't mind~

"My my, how bold. Looks like you might prove to be more interesting than I first thought,"

"How do we even know this is even? There's a bar with Satan as the barkeep here for crying out loud."

"How judgemental! Just because he's the Devil, that does not mean he's a bad person! Why, he could be an absolute sweet gentleman for all you know!"

I’m chem... I-I’m a chemist.

"Well, aren't you the most adorable little thing?"

[Multiuniverse]

Johnny looks like he's halfway to death's door

[GrumpyGoomba]

"How judgemental! Just because he's the Devil, that does not mean he's a bad person! Why, he could be an absolute sweet gentleman for all you know!"

"You misunderstand me. That's not the point here. The devil is generally associated with hell while we are apparently in heaven. Doesn't there seem to be an error here? Although I wouldn't disagree that the idea of meeting him does sound enticing..."

Lizelotte then glances towards Johnny.

"You okay there, old man?"

[Blackajack]

"How judgemental! Just because he's the Devil, that does not mean he's a bad person! Why, he could be an absolute sweet gentleman for all you know!"

"You misunderstand me. That's not the point here. The devil is generally associated with hell while we are apparently in heaven. Doesn't there seem to be an error here? Although I wouldn't disagree that the idea of meeting him does sound enticing..."

Lizelotte then glances towards Johnny.

"You okay there, old man?"

"Well, 'God' did mention that some thing in the bible were incorrect. Maybe the concept of 'hell' doesn't exist?"

[Gasocea]

"If those are all your questions, then please continue to the night club," says God, "To let out some stress. I'll be back."

The door to the night club opens and a force propels you in.
There are many innocent looking angels drinking and dancing their hearts out here. Through the punk music you hear someone calling for you: it's the barman.

"New people, huh," just like the night club itself, he looks out of place with that red skin, "If it wasn't obvious enough, I'm Satan, the barman. To get anything from me, be it a drink or literally anything, just ask and I'll name a price."

[GrumpyGoomba]

"We have to pay... even after we have died?"

[Hawkwing425]

Oh fuck yes. This is awesome. Hey, Satan, how much to get my staff? You know, the one with the ruby on it?

[Gasocea]

"We have to pay... even after we have died?"

"In what kind of world isn't capitalism the norm? Get me enough souls and I can even get you back to earth."

Oh fuck yes. This is awesome. Hey, Satan, how much to get my staff? You know, the one with the ruby on it?

"I can't just teleport it here. You are asking me to kill the collector who currently owns it so I can give it to you. That's gonna cost quite a lot. You sure you want that?"

[Hawkwing425]

Wh-what?! Someone already got their hands on my stuff?!
Kam’rae looks genuinely irritated.

[UzayAltay]

"If those are all your questions, then please continue to the night club," says God, "To let out some stress. I'll be back."

The door to the night club opens and a force propels you in.
There are many innocent looking angels drinking and dancing their hearts out here. Through the punk music you hear someone calling for you: it's the barman.

"New people, huh," just like the night club itself, he looks out of place with that red skin, "If it wasn't obvious enough, I'm Satan, the barman. To get anything from me, be it a drink or literally anything, just ask and I'll name a price."

New? said Mr.Carlsen, looking with suspicious eyes.So, you saying new means , other people came before us? Yes , it means that.After that , Mr. Carlsen stops talking, and after A quick thought , he continued speaking with directly looking Satan's eyes.Where are they?

[Blackajack]

"Sorry 'Satan', but I'm swearing off alcohol after my presumed death. Also, I don't think selling my soul is a good idea just yet."