DR XXII - Heaven vs Hell (End!)

[GrumpyGoomba]

"The thought is intriguing, but we will need a board and the pieces."

[Blackajack]

"The thought is intriguing, but we will need a board and the pieces."

"Storage can provide I guess. And I won't mind a game or two, although I'd probably lose."

[UzayAltay]

Magnus Carlsen takes the old chess set from their bag.
He than sets up the board and pieces.
Do You want black pieces , or white ones?

[Blackajack]

"I'll let Lizelotte play first. I'll play later."

[PolyesterHomes]

"My only solace in this matter is that one of you are going to die when I'm executed because you didn't listen."

[UzayAltay]

"My only solace in this matter is that one of you are going to die when I'm executed because you didn't listen."

You didnt give us More Than AtE and "Why would I Do that as culprit"

[LetitiaWilson]

Eh, I'm pretty vanilla compared to SOME people I've met. Like your cousin, from what I remember, though it's been a while.

"...I am both terrified of how you know that and intrigued in the potential gossip..."

[Hawkwing425]

If memory checks out, she said so herself. Never went into details, though, I don't think... at least, not with me.

[Segaco]

Votes

Who killed the loli?

Voting options -- # of votes



Parks Brit - 6 votes
Ibney had something to do with this - 1 vote
Michael - 1 vote

Trial has ended, votes are now set. Parks Brit has been voted as the blackened.
Do not post.

[Segaco]

Trial Veredict 1

"So Parks Brit it is," God materializes once again, "Very well, let's see what reality has to say."

He takes out a tablet from under his robe and looks at it. Then raises his finger.

"And...

Spoiler: ...you're wrong."

Parks Brit, the Ultimate Hardworker - Execution (Overworking?)

A giant hamster wheel appears over Parks and he is teleported inside it. Satan too appears, laughing, and closes off the two void sides of the wheel with a glass wall so he can't escape. Also so you can watch.
A floating bomb then appears inside the wheel.
"So here's how things go, if you stop running the bomb will explode. Now, go!"
The bomb starts beeping and Parks is left with no other choice but to run. He runs for three full minutes with relative ease.
And then a book and pencil appear in his hands.
"Okay, now you have to review this three hundred page book and fix all the three thousand typos in it. If you miss even one or stop for a second, the bomb will explode!"
Parks immediately opens the book and glances over the title before starting: 'InteIIigence for the weak'. One by one, he crosses off each typo he finds without skipping a beat. All while running.
This goes on for a few more minutes.
"Uh... Alright. You must also hold your breath for twenty three seconds every forty seconds. Otherwise, the bomb explodes!"
Parks doesn't let down and gets used to it soon enough. All while fixing typos and running in a hamster wheel.
This, again, goes on for like two minutes. Satan is getting impatient.
"Okay, that's fine. From now on, you can't see. Open your eyes and the bomb explodes!"
And thus, Parks closes his eyes. Since the letters in the books stick out a tiny bit, he is able to feel them AND correct the typos.
He reads and corrects typos at the same time. All as he runs with eyes closed, breathing every twenty three seconds.
"..."
Not long after, Parks is finished. He stops running and shoots Satan a grin.
In response, Satan also smiles.
"You missed the title typo, pal. It's 'Intelligence' not 'InteIIigence'. Now boo--"
BOOM
The bomb explodes and neither the glass nor wheel break. Looking in with clean spots, from the window one can see what is left of Parks.
And thus, Parks is now dead.
...Well, at least his body is.

Satan dissolves the wheel and Parks' remains float. He pokes what looks like guts and the entire body collapses on a single point. In this point is now a shining blue sphere.
He puts it into his mouth and then pukes out a blue coin.

"Parks is now forever a coin. A shame, I could feel his murderous aura from a mile away."

"...As per rules, someone else has to die. And that person has already been decided."

God points to... Akisa.
A lightning falls on her and she dies. Her body floats up before transforming into a blue sphere, much like Park's.
God pokes it and it disappears.

He feels as if everyone was waiting for an execution, so he says "I'm not Satan, I don't torture. Akisa has reincarnated. Into a bunny, to be more specific. I hope she has a good life..."

Parks Brit has been executed.
Akisa Strandahelm has died.

The actual culprit of this crime was...
Spoiler:

Michael Smith, the ultimate Normal Person! He was the culprit!

Gravity suddenly appears along with the room you were initially in (the main hall) and you all fall face flat on the floor. Johnny in particular falls into the fountain.

You can now post. This period will last 24 hours.
The dead and those outside the game can only talk during intermission, after this phase ends.

[LetitiaWilson]

"About fucking time,"

[Hawkwing425]

Ow!
Kam'rae stands up.
Well, damn. I kinda liked Akisa, and now one of us is probably gonna murder the bunny version of her. Guess this is all 'cause Parks decided to hang out alone in Storage for an action... Does this mean Michael's just gonna go back to earth?

[Segaco]

Satan gives Michael the human coin.

"He can do whatever he wants. What will it be, Michael?"

[LetitiaWilson]

Letitia just stays where she fell.

"Take my advice, Mike. Go back, cuz if ya don't, you're probably gonna get turned into a human pin cushion tonight,"

[squosher]

Michael doesn't take much notice of the talk around him. He pauses for a moment, lets out a light sigh, and turns to everyone else.

I'm sorry I had to do that, but I'm needed back on earth.

Michael turns back.

I would like to leave here.

[Hawkwing425]

You're "needed back on Earth"? By who? Also, question to either God or Satan- if people who are executed are turned into coins and stay like that "forever", are they conscious or unconscious?

[squosher]

You're "needed back on Earth"? By who?

You know, I have family and friends who will be missing me, I have things I did or said that I regret and want to make right, no different to anyone else. I'm nobody special, I just saw the opportunity to go back and tried as hard as I could to get to that.

[Hawkwing425]

Alright, fair enough. I mean, who DOESN'T want to go back to Earth, even if it's not because people miss you? We'll all end up back here anyways.

[Alicitzen]

Akisa has reincarnated. Into a bunny, to be more specific.

!

[Multiuniverse]

"Ah 'tis a shame."

[UzayAltay]

[GrumpyGoomba]

Lizelotte averts her gaze as the whole ordeal with the hamster wheel and the bomb takes place. When it's over, she speaks.

"Are we... uh... done here? I'd rather not stay here any longer if I can help it."

[Hawkwing425]

Offer's still up, Liz~

[GrumpyGoomba]

"About that... After listening to Letitia's warnings I am rather scared of what would go down if I did take you up on your offer. And..."

She subconsciously tightens her grip on her hand-fan.

"I don't really want my stuff stolen..."

[Hawkwing425]

Kam'rae looks mildly disappointed.
Oh, come on. I could steal your stuff anyways, in my room or not. But whatever. I've got options.