Big Brother: The Black Hat! Congratulations npromin!

[TheNightmareFox]

55 on heart shaped pizza

[SamuelJackson1972]

/bid 60 on Pizza Hut
/bid 75 on Five Guys
/bid 120 on Raising Cane

[TheNightmareFox]

65 pizza hut
80 five guys
130 raising cane

[Bluedetroyer]

60 on everything with less then 60

[TimeToReap]

One more person who misspells Caesar and I riot

[Seththeking]

One more person who misspells Caesar and I riot

C a e s U Spoiler: ;) r

[Kirigirii]

/bid 65 on Little Casers & Taco Bell

[SamuelJackson1972]

65 pizza hut
80 five guys
130 raising cane

bid 70 on Pizza Hut
bid 85 on five guys
bid 135 on raising cane
bid 70 on little Caesars

[npromin1]

500 heart shaped pizza <3

[dota2reporter]

500 heart shaped pizza <3

guess we splitting

[mdb1023]

The auction is now over. No more bids may be made. Will calculate results shortly.

[SamuelJackson1972]

500 heart shaped pizza <3

Spoiler:

[TheNightmareFox]

Of course it ends when I can't be on to bid higher and

[dota2reporter]

500 heart shaped pizza <3

Spoiler:

i also did it lol

[mdb1023]

Final Bids:

McDonald's: (70)- Mush- 3 points
Burger King: (70)- Mush- 3 points
Frostee: (60)- Blue- 1 point
Slurpee: (200)- Seth- 1 point
Raising Cane: (135)- Sam- 5 points
Little Ceasers: (70)- Sam, (65)- Mush- 4 points
Five Guys Burgers and Fries: (85)- Sam- 5 points
Taco Bell: (65)- Mush- 2 points
Arby's: (250)- Timur- 5 points
Dairy Queen: (200)- Seth- 1 point
Culver's: (250)- Timur- 7 points
Pizza Hut: (500)-Dota, (500)- N- 10 points

Scores:
Mush: 12
Blue: 1
Seth: 2
Sam: 14
Timur: 12
Dota: 10
N: 10

Congratulations, Sam! You are the new Head of Household!

[TheNightmareFox]

Well
Sorry Finn but you messed up somewhere
The OG post had chicken nuggets at 5
meaning sam had 14
Not 10
Meaning he won
Or you typed 5 instead of 1 I'm the OG post
Either way you made an oopsie
Much as I don't want sam winning
Its the truth
Il quote it too

Chicken Strips and Fries from Raising Cane: 5 points

Check of you want

[TheNightmareFox]

Well nevermind you saw it yourself or somthn

[mdb1023]

It's time for the nominations ceremony. Free from the threat of eviction, Samuel must nominate two houseguests for eviction. One by one, I will now reveal the names of the houseguests who are safe.
Spoiler: Mush, you are safe

Spoiler: Blue, you are safe

Spoiler: Nate, you are safe.

Spoiler: Shadow, you are safe

Spoiler: 0ver, you are safe

Spoiler: Lemon, you are safe

Spoiler: N, you are safe.

Spoiler: Timur, you are safe

Spoiler: Chemist, you are safe.

Spoiler: Dota, you are safe.

Seth and Xerxes, you have both been nominated for eviction.

[mdb1023]

Only six players will compete in the Veto: The head of Household, the two nominees, and three houseguests selected by a random draw. Those houseguests are: Dota, N, and Chemist.
The name of this competition is called Quick Story Time, and here's how it works:

You must write a short story that includes the following elements:
Location: Vienna, Austria
Object: A rubber duck
Line of Dialogue: I knew I'd win Prom Queen someday!

and, it MUST be under 100 words. It can be either comedic or dramatic. Once your story is complete, it will be sent to the other 7 Houseguests who are not competing in this challenge. They will be in charge of ranking each story on a scale of 1-10 based on creativity, quality, and overall enjoyment. Whoever scores the most points wins the Power of Veto. If there's a tie, a special celebrity judge (probably my sister tbh) will pick the winning story.

Rules:
1) your story MUST be 100 words or less
2) you MAY NOT discuss or even hint at what your story is about with any of the other houseguests.
3) your story must include all three elements listed above
4) your story must be submitted before the deadline

Failure to comply to any of these rules will result in disqualification from this competition. You have to complete this challenge, but I IMPLORE you to write it as soon as possible so as to avoid delays due to timezones. Good luck!

[mdb1023]

BTW in case it wasn't clear: post your stories in your confessional

[mdb1023]

Aight, let's see how everyone did with these constraints.

First up, Sam:

I woke up early to the beautiful scenery of Vienna, with the trees coloured in lovely autumn hues. I then headed outside to feel the summer breeze to help cal-
???: Wait-
What? Oh, it was during fall. Anyways, I went to the location for the prom, only to find out the #$@&%* gave me the wrong address! As I entered the building, I was greeted by an empty room with a single rubber duck and a table. I knew I'd win Prom Queen someday! Just not in the way I had expected.
Therapist: ...Why are you here, exactly?

Rankings (kept anonymous): Spoiler:

7 for the therapist

Uh so first is a 9

first story is an 8

First one:
6

First one: 5

Story one
Almost a let down but the therapist part made me laugh
7/10

first one is a 6

That's a 48 out of a possible 70. Not bad, and a pretty good bar to set. Let's see how the others compare

Let's see Seth's story:

I have a friend his name is Arthur.
Me and my friend decided to go to Atlantis for the summer brake, then we realized that place didn’t exist so we decided to go to a Wrestling Tournament in Vienna Austria instead.
When we got there, a man asked us what are wrestling names would be. I said surprise me. So Arthur was Princess Banana Hammock and I was A rubber duck holding a rubber duck.
When we won the wrestling match I could have sworn Arthur was drunk because he said “I knew I'd win Prom Queen someday!”

Good, good. And let's see what the judges had to say:
Spoiler:

6 for arthur

second is a 4

second is a zero modnote: 0 is impossible, so the score is defaulted to 1

Second one:
5

Second one: 3

The second one
Interesting plot
But "summer BRAKE" holy shit people say my spelling and grammar sucks this entire thing shows I don't have the worst
If I try I'm decent
Anyways overall not bad
But well
Lacking
Which both are
And this one has so many issues
4/10

second is a 4

That's a total of 27 out of a possible 70. Not nearly enough to beat Sam's score. Looks like Seth is out of the running for the veto.

Up next, Xerxes:

It was a beautiful, hellfire filled afternoon in Vienna, Austria. The apocalypse was in full swing, after global warming decimated the earth.

The statue depicting their God stood strong and proud, a 16 ft tall rubber duck, where there seemed to be plenty of dancing happening.

"We have the king and queen for the first ever Promcalypse, now!"

The man opened a letter in his hand with a switchblade.

"And Promcalypse's first Queen is.... Blood Doctor!!"

A wild cry arose as a person(?) in a plague doctor mask stepped up to the stage.

"I knew I'd win Prom Queen someday!!"

Bit of a different take. How do the judges like it? Let's find out:
Spoiler:

5 for hellfire

Ok solid 8

story 3 is a 6

third one:
8/10

Third one: 7

I rate an 8 out of 10
Decent plot
Has a good ol plague doctor
An is actually somewhat interesting

Third one is 8

That's a 50 out of 70, knocking Sam out of the running! Xerxes is now the score to beat!

Now here's N's story. Warning, it's a bit......explicit:

"OH YEAH FUCK ME HARDER RUBBER DUCKY" I said, moaning as I fantasized about titty fucking my diabetic wheelchair-bound morbidly obese baby sister on top of Schonbruun Palace with poop on my dick during a national holiday in front of a crowd of three hundred million confused yet curious respectable bystanders. "I KNEW I'D WIN PROM QUEEN SOMEDAY!"

I really hope I don't get banned for posting that. How did the judges feel? Let's find out:
Spoiler:

10 for the FUCK ME DUCKY

Solid opening statement, but I think a 2 would be generous here, so going with a 1
That's like a not ok sense or humor
Of humor*

story 4 is a 2

fourth one:
3/10

Fourth one: 10

out of 10 if that's allowed
1 out of ten if not
There's so much wrong and dislikeabke about that last one that's just.......
No

fourth one is a 4

Very polarizing opinions it seems. Still earned N a 31, though. Not bad, but not enough to beat Xerxes

Let's see how Dota did:

It was time for revenge. For all these years stuck in this Viennan bath, I will repay. My master is visiting prom night today and I will follow her every step. She will know the pain that I felt all these years.
I heard her say "I knew I'd win Prom Queen someday!". Celebrate, celebrate while you can! You won't be for much longer.
I took out the pocket knife she keeps near the bathtub and sliced her neck. Blood was pouring everywhere. My suffering paid off.
Never underestimate us, rubber ducks. Or the same will happen to you!

Went with a sort of triller/horror aspect it seems. How did the judges feel?

Spoiler:

6

Oof
Solid 7

story 5 is a 4

Fifth one:
5/10
What's with all the rubber ducks

looks like someone didn't pay attention

This one: 9

Lmfao
9/10
Amazing story

7

Dota did pretty good, but his score of 47/50 is just shy of beating the high score. Xerxes is still in the lead with 50. It all comes down to Chemist's story

Lastly is Chemist:

"Once upon a time, there was a rubber duck that lived in Vienna. The duck had just won Prom Queen, and announced 'I always knew I'd be prom queen someday!' The end." "But, grandmother, that doesn't make any sense! What's the story supposed to be?" The little boy's grandmother shook her head and smiled. "Not everything always needs to make sense or have a story."

A bit meta with his approach! Let's see what the judges thought:

Spoiler:

8

3 for low effort

story 6 is a 3

5/10

This one: 3

Could be better could be worse
Solid 6/10

6

That leaves Chemist with a total of 34 points. Which means.....

Spoiler: Congratulations, Xerxes! You have won the Power of Veto! You may use it to remove yourself from the block or you may use it on Seth/ keep the nominations the same if you so choose.

If the Veto is used, Sam, as HoH, you must name a replacement nominee. For both actions, you have 12 hours.

[XerxesLeFan]

>I'm just gonna use the veto on myself and take my ass off the block please and thank u, xoxox!! Toodles!!!

[SamuelJackson1972]

I'm going to nominate Lemon because their shitposts are starting to invade the main chat.

[mdb1023]

alright. Lemon and Seth, one of you will be leaving the Big Brother House.

[mdb1023]

Dota accused Seth of being the black hat. The accusation was false. By a vote of 8-1, Seth was evicted.