Forum Survivor 2.1 [ENDGAME, BASICFOURLIFE WINS!!!]

[Qmanthegamer]

Rip

Oh shit, I went bold again

[mdb1023]

Not posting on the thread =/= game dying. Look at my game for an example.

[qwertyuiopl]

Rip

Oh shit, I went bold again

That's a pretty bold move
*finger guns*

[Qmanthegamer]

Rip

Oh shit, I went bold again

That's a pretty bold move
*finger guns*

damnit qwerty

That's a good one! Fourth wall jokes are my favorite!

[npromin1]

Reward Challenge Results:


Team Red will be called.......

Spoiler: TEAM BOREDOM!

You're kidding me, right? Like, actually,
right?


...No?


...


Okay, let's move on to the next team...

Team Blue will be called...

Spoiler: BLUE BALLS!

...


Are you serious? Like-

Oh, my bad. Correction.

Spoiler: They're called Blue Moon!

Much better. Especially much better than Team Red... Now let's check out Team Yellow!

Team Yellow will be called...

Spoiler: Team Supernovae!

Yes. I think our winners and losers are obvious in this situation.


Red. You Just... No. You lose. Blue and yellow get to split the reward. Oh. What is the reward? A healthy slice of pizza for every member. A small +2 stamina gain for everyone.

Go on, everyone. Take a slice. Except Team Red your name was just... No... Just no... Also you have Ryan and Wolfy on your team so you deserve the loss anyway.



Immunity Challenge:

Once upon a time, long long ago in a game which I created that was canned... There was a certain challenge.....


Spoiler: This historic moment.

It never became a real challenge.
But screw it, why not create a challenge similar to it...?

Anyway, I'll make this simple. There will be 6 fill in the blank phrases. Each team captain must fill in the phrases with whatever will get the biggest chuckle out of me and our SECRET panel of judges, who are so secret, you don't know who they are, and they won't know who made what answer either so they can't be biased.

Anyway, for every single phrase out of the 6, each team will earn 2 points for every answer dubbed by the judges to be the funniest. I will judge as well, but I will give 3 points instead of two.

Team with the most points gets to watch the team with the least points eliminate someone... From the suite hot tub balcony, in style.

What? I felt like bringing back the suite.

Remember. Teams can cooperate but the team captain must submit the final answer via DMing me. If for whatever reason the team captain doesn't submit an answer, I will accept the most recent answer submitted to me via DM from any team member.

Here are the phrases:

Spoiler: 1. It's weird that every time I start a Google search with "Why does my mom?" google always suggests ____________.

2. Whoa... A mobile _______ is flying around my room.

3. SWEET BABY JESUS! HELP, I'M A _________ TRAPPED IN ___________!

4. Donald Trump is already very controversial, but I think he's seriously crossing the line when he tries to ___________.

5. Waiter, get over here! Why the hell is there a ______ in my _______?

6. Lil Pump's next album, titled _______ is dropping next month. Expect lots of ______.

You have 24 hours, starting... NOW!

[Multiuniverse]

With a snap of his fingers Vlad bumps the thread

[timurtheking]

With a snap of his fingers Vlad bumps the thread

Wow, your like rasputin

[npromin1]

Immunity Challenge Results:

N: "Okay... All submissions are in and our judging panel has finished judging... So without further ado, let's view how everyone answered!"

Team BoREDom:

Spoiler: 1. It's weird that every time I start a Google search with "Why does my mom?" google always suggests "Why does my mom watch me masturbate?"
2. Whoa... A mobile Masturbating Trump Model is flying around my room.
3. SWEET BABY JESUS! HELP, I'M A TRUE, HONEST CHRISTIAN TRAPPED IN A FRICKIN PORNO!
4. Donald Trump is already very controversial, but I think he's seriously crossing the line when he tries to rape the corpse of his dad.
5. Waiter, get over here! Why the hell is there a soup in my hair?
6. Lil Pump's next album, titled edgelord is dropping next month. Expect lots of The N word.

Blue Moon: Spoiler: 1. It's weird that every time I start a Google search with "Why does my mom?" google always suggests 'Why does my mom say I'm a mistake?'
2. Whoa... A mobile potatoe is flying around my room(Look up the meme, trust me.)
3. SWEET BABY JESUS! HELP, I'M A contestant TRAPPED IN the blue team during FS2 free phase!(If you forgot, that was where the entire blue team was fucked and tied up.)
4. Donald Trump is already very controversial, but I think he's seriously crossing the line when he tries to put Ryan and tardispaten in the same game
5. Waiter, get over here! Why the [beep] is there a Ryan in my forum game?
6. Lil Pump's next album, titled Forum Survivor 2.1 is dropping next month. Expect lots of inactivity and enough salt that Lays chips would be jealous.

Team Supernovae: Spoiler: 1. It's weird that every time I start a Google search with "Why does my mom?" google always suggests
Have a penis.

2. Whoa... A mobile cure for andillin, I mean cancer is flying around the room.

3. SWEET BABY JESUS! HELP, I'M A BENJAMIN BUTTON BASEBALL BOY TRAPPED IN THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA'S BODY

4. Donald Trump is already very controversial, but I think he's seriously crossing the line when he tries to
Slide into Barack's DMs

5. Waiter, get over here! Why the hell is there a little bitch names PKR in my FS game?

6. Lil Pump's next album, titled The Fitnessgram pacer test is dropping next month. Expect lots of lots of multistage aerobic capacity tests that get progressively harder as they go along.


"Now let's meet our judging panel!"

N (me)
Cyphron
AnnikaFlina
ElusiveBelle
Expertnoob10

So we'll start with Cyphron who gives a total of 6 points to BoREDom and 6 points to Supernovae.


Expertnoob10 awards 4 points to Blue Moon, 2 points to Supernovae, and 6 points to BoREDom.

Annika chose to award no points for 1 question, but other than that, she ends up awarding 4 points to BoREDom, 4 points to Supernovae, and 2 points to Blue Moon.


Spoiler: So far Boredom has 16 points, Supernovae has 12 points, and Blue Moon is behind with only 6 points.







Elusive awards 4 points to all 3 teams...








So Boredom has 20 points, Blue Moon has 10, and Supernovae has 16.


As for the important 3-pointer judge N:

Spoiler: He chooses not to award points for 2 questions because the answers all suck.

He gives 3 points to Blue Moon.

He gives 3 more points to Supernovae.

He gives 3 more to Supernovae again and 3 more to Supernovae for the third time...


So the final score is 20 for Boredom, 13 for Blue Moon,
and 25 points for Supernovae!


But wait. Our judges have a few words for the teams.

Expertnoob: "All the teams really sucked, to be honest. Especially Yellow, like they kept making fun of Ryan and they only had like one good one. Not creative enough. None of them deserve the win."
ElusiveBelle: "Yeah. Can we vote they all lose? Boredom is immature and the other two teams keep ragging on Ryan and Wolfy."
AnnikaFlina: "^"
N: "I mean... I kinda liked their PKR one... But Supernovae, you're lucky it's not up to the judges. Or else you would be facing elimination. Anyway, Blue Moon is sending someone home. BoREDom is safe, and they will be receiving the first place reward instead of Supernovae since the judges hate them so much. Is that good?"
ElusiveBelle: "What about you make them do that one Redemption Island thing, or whatever?"
N: "Exile Island?"
AnnikaFlina: "Yeah!"
N: "That's not a mechanic in this game... But I could always just make them vote on a player to punish. The punishment will send them to the medical tent but won't decrease their stamina... Fair?"
Elusive: "Works for me."
Annika: "Yep!"
Expert: "Mmhmm."
N: "I'm just gonna wait to get Cyphron's opini-"
Cyphron: "Yeah, screw Team Yellow!"
N: "Okay. It looks like we're all in agreeance.



Tl; dr: Results:

1. Team Supernovae will vote for someone in their team to be punished.
2. Blue Moon will vote for someone to be eliminated from the game.
3. Team BoREDom will get the reward instead of Team Supernovae and will watch both votes in style.
4. Free time will begin momentarily.

[npromin1]

Free Time:

Send in your actions.... As well as your votes.


Options:

1. Sleep (+3 Stamina)
2. Use your ability
3. Search for THE IMMUNITY IDOL (and other stuff)
(-3 Stamina)

Immunity Idol Search Locations:

Spoiler: If your stats aren't high enough to search a location, don't despair! You can spend 1 extra stamina point to increase your stat temporarily by 1 to allow you to explore any area you want.


Plains A
Plains B
Plains C
Plains D
Plains E
Plains F
Plains G
Forest A
Forest B
Forest C
Forest D
Forest E
Forest F
Forest Lake (Requires 5 Agility)
Deep Forest A (Requires 4 Strength)
Deep Forest B (Requires 4 Strength)
Deep Forest C (Requires 4 Strength)
Deep Forest D (Requires 4 Strength)
Mountain A
Mountain B
Mountain C
Mountain D
Mountain Peak (Requires 6 Strength)
East Cave A (Requires 5 Strength)
East Cave B (Requires 5 Strength)
East Cave C (Requires 5 Strength)
West Cave A (Requires 5 Strength)
West Cave B (Requires 5 Strength)
North Cave (Requires 4 Strength)
South Cave A (Requires 4 Strength)
South Cave B (Requires 4 Strength)
Beach A
Beach B
Beach C
Beach D
Beach E
Ocean A (Requires 7 Agility)
Ocean B (Requires 7 Agility)
Ocean C (Requires 7 Agility)
Ocean D (Requires 7 Agility)
Atoll
Mini-Island (Requires 7 Agility)

[npromin1]

25 hours and a half to get votes in. Meanwhile...

Waiting On Actions From:

Team BoREDom:
3. Wolfy (tardispaten)
6. Finn Martin (mdb1023)
17. Abigail (QnSb)
19. Ryan Seishi (PokemonKidRyan)

Team Supernovae
7. Cecil McToucan (qwertyuiopl)
11. SuperDuper (marlony1)
15. Babushka (ChubbyMooshroom9)

[npromin1]

25 hours and a half to get votes in. Meanwhile...

Waiting On Actions From:

Team BoREDom:
17. Abigail (QnSb)

Team Supernovae
7. Cecil McToucan (qwertyuiopl)
11. SuperDuper (marlony1)

[npromin1]

Elimination Ceremony:

Intense and dramatic background music plays as Team BoRedom is sitting on the hot tub, overlooking the elimination area. The members of Blue Moon had not yet arrived so they are really just talking amongst themselves while relaxing in the hot tub.

Vlad: "Jeez, this hot tub is scorching! I know It's supposed to be hot but this is too much!"
Javi: "That's because you're wearing a fur coat. In a hot tub."
Vlad: "Oh, that explains it. Weird, it's usually colder back home in Rus- I mean in America!"
Javi: "Wait. Where'd that psychologist and his friend head off to? Don't they wanna see the elimination too?"
Abigail: "Oh well. I don't really care. Sucks to be them. More space in the hot tub for us."
Vlad: "Oh well."
Finn: "So, uh, to change the subject, who do you guys think is going to be the first to go home?"
Abigail: "I'm not sure, honestly. Who do you think's going home tonight?"
Finn: "Oh my God... A girl just asked me a question... What am I supposed to say back!?!? How am I supposed to even respond to her? Ahhhhh this is horrible, I know almost nothing about how to talk to women!"
Abigail: "Jeez, you're a loser."
Finn: "Wait... Did I just say all of that out loud...? No, no! This can't be happening to me!"
Javi: "Oof."
Vlad: "Hey, N is coming... I think the elimination is about to start!"
Javi: "Oh boy..."


N walks in front of the elimination area.

N: "Hello, everyone. Welcome to the first elimination ceremony of Forum Survivor, Season 2.1! So without further ado, Blue Moon are about to send someone off and be eliminated. Team BoRedom will be watching the elimination in style... Now, if there aren't any questions, we can begi-"
Javi: "Question."
N: ":/ Yes?"
Javi: "So we don't get any rewards other than some time in the hot tub and the viewing of Blue's elimination?"
N: "Correct."
Finn: "But wait, shouldn't we win something else? Like something for our stamina?"
N: "This was an immunity challenge. Not a reward challenge."
Vlad: "Aye, comrades. Besides, in the honor of communism and keeping everyone equal, it is honorable for us to default on the reward."

There is a short pause.

N: "Well then. Bring in the contestants!"

The six members of Blue Moon walk into the elimination area and take seats in front of N.

N: "So. Siegfried. Timur. Dalia. Liana. Zori. And Hidden. One of you are going to be voted off tonight. So, before you guys vote, let's have a little discussion. Liana, why did you guys lose the challenge?"
Liana: "Well, Dalia was supposed to be our team captain and submit our team answers, but nooo, she couldn't, because she was too busy whacking people with sticks!"
Dalia: "Shut it, girl, before I whack you again!"
Liana: "Eeek!"
Dalia: "Besides, us losing the challenge was Siegfried's fault. He submitted terrible answers."
Siegfried: "I'm sorry, did you say something?"

Liana looks at the camera and speaks in a kid-friendly voice.

Liana: "Hey kids, can you say 'edgy?' "
N: "Ahem. Next question. This one's for Timur. Regardless of who submitted or failed to submit answers, the quality of your answers as generally bad. Who do you believe it to blame for that?"
Timur: "Well, I feel like our loss is Zori's fault. Like, she can't even use a single semi curse word without cringing from her so-called "vulgarity and profanity."
Zori: "Oh yeah, and your answers weren't much better either!"
Liana: "Please. If anyone's answers were bad, it was Siegfried. Like. He actually thought that the judges would get the reference to FS 2."
Hidden: "I agree! I didn't even understand the reference myself because I never saw it!"

Siegfried is writing in a note journal.

Siegfried: "Interesting... Shows brutish hostility. Very interesting indeed."
Dalia: "Reeeee!"
N: "Well. Final question. Hidden, who do you honestly feel is most to blame for the loss?"
Hidden: "Well, I feel Siegfried is the most to blame for us losing and going to elimination. His answers were unfunny and nobody got his jokes, he overrode Liana's submission which was actually pretty good, and he's just way too edgy to be on this team."
Timur: "Hmm, I think I agree with you on that one."
N: "Interesting... Well, we'll see if your votes reflect this discussion... It's time to vote. Dalia, you're up first."

One by one, in alphabetical order, all six of the contestants submit their votes and return to the elimination area.

N: "This is a reminder that once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person with a majority vote will be asked to leave the elimination area immediately and board the boat at the dock below which will take them off of the island to their designsted lodging where they will be staying until the show ends."

There is a short pause.

N: "It's time to read the votes..."

N opens up the first piece of parchment and reads the vote. He continues doing this with all the votes.







First vote.
Spoiler: Timur.

After reading the vote, N turns the paper to show everyone at elimination the vote. He does this with subsequent votes as well.

































Second vote.
Spoiler: Zori.


























Third vote.
Spoiler: Siegfried.


































Spoiler: That's one vote Timur, one vote Siegfried,
and one vote Zori.




































Fourth vote.
Spoiler: Timur.







































Fifth vote.
Spoiler: Zori.
























































N: "The first person to be voted out of Forum Survivor, Season 2.1 is..."

Spoiler: Timur.





N: "Timur, your team has spoken. It's time for you to go."
Timur: "Bloody hell!"
N: "Your stereotypical archetype of British people never fails to amuse me. I'll be sure to call for interns to give you tea and crumpets while you're staying in loser land."
Timur: "Haha, thanks N."

He bids a goodbye to his teammates before heading off down to the elimination dock and boarding the ship which takes him away into a beautiful sunset.

N: "The rest of you better get some rest. You've got a long day ahead of you tommorow. You as well, Team BoRedom."

The contestants on Blue Moon begin to slowly leave the elimination area, while Boredom's members sans Ryan and Wolfy begin to leave the balcony area as well.

[Qmanthegamer]

I guess our teams' story here was chopped liver...
A-and I'm okay with that!...

[yauaustin202]

[npromin1]

Episode Two: Ring Ring!


Reward Challenge:

The next day, N calls all of the contestants over for announcements.

N: "So, eighteen of you are left. Congratulations on surviving your first elimination. Anyways, I've got an interesting reward challenge for you all... Very interesting."
Ryan: "Interesting? Do tell."
Martell: "Hm..."
Siegfried: "Yes... Interesting indeed."
N: "But first... We're forgetting a little plot twist here!"
Cecil: "Oh no... I was hoping you'd have forgotten about that..."
N: "That's right. You really didn't think I forgot, did you?"
Phoenix: "Honestly, I did."
N: "Well, I have the results here... And the person taking the punishment for Supernovae is..."
Super Duper: "Stop being climactic, we all know it was-"
Babushka: "BABUSHKA!"
N: "Yep. Babushka will be cast out of the team for this episode. He will not compete in either challenge."
Babushka: "HA I DIDNT NEED YOU WEEBS ANYWAY"
Lil Pump: "Dis bitch o'er here thinks he's fucking slick. But I'm not even sure if he's got a dick! Get outta my team and go take a hike, before we impale your ass on a pike! Your face is trash and my roasts are fire, every time I rap I take the ratings here higha! You can't even compete with yo damn sad ass, so get the fuck off this team you trash!"
N: "8.5 out of 10. Nice improv."
Finn: "6 out of 10. Not that bad."
Abigail: "7 out of 10. Props for that sick roast."
Zori: "2 out if 10, too much vulgarity."
Phoenix: "Hmph!"
N: "Anyway..."

Two interns appeared and began escorting Babushka off.

Babushka: "YOU CANNOT STOP THE ONE AND ONLY BABUSHKA!"
N: "Yeah, yeah, whatever... Anyway, the challenge station is all set up... So time to explain your reward challenge!"
Dalia: "Question, does it involve sticks?"
N: "No."
Dalia: "Aw...."
N: "Anyway, once you take a position, the telephone at your booth will ring at some point in time. You will not know if you are the first person, last person, or somewhere in between... Actually once the challenge is over you'll know if you were last, but that doesn't matter. Anyway, a random person will be given the original message. The problem is, they won't know whether it has been modified or not, so they won't know whether they can trust the info or not. You will have to send the message to the next person, modifying as many words as you like.
The twist is, once you see the message, you might feel as if it benefits you to change the sentence... To keep others from knowing valuable information... But you yourself needs to be careful, you never know if you're the one being deceived. The reward for this challenge is information. Valuable information. Whew, that was a mouthful, any questions?"
Ryan: "Yeah, so are we allowed to just change the entire point of the sentence?"
N: "No. The subject of the sentence must remain the same. Luckily for you all if I know my grammar, it's on passive voice. Just change the predicate or add something before the subject to throw people off if you wish to make changes. Do not change the subject. You'll know it when you see it."
Liana: "So, we won't know if we are first, but we will know if we are last?"
N: "Oh yeah. At the end, the sentence will be posted in public. If that helps any. By that point it's probably gone through a hell of change though."
Hidden: "So we won't know what order we are? Like we won't know who sent us the message and who we are sending it to?"
N: "Correct. Any other questions?"
Phoenix: "Babitchka isn't participating, correct?"
Cecil: "Ha, nice nickname!"
N: "Ha, nice nickname. But correct. Any more questions?"
Super: "So is there even any motivation for us to keep the message the same?"
N: "Nope!"
Super: "Well that's just great."
N: "Haha, just kidding. If you keep the message the exact same as before, you'll receive an extra $100 added on to a total of $500 if you make it to the auction challenge."
Zori: "There's an auction challenge?"
N: "Yes... But you won't know when it's coming... Spooky..."
Vlad: "Wait, in the auction challenge everyone will be fair and equal, starting with the same amount of money... Just like Communism... Right!?"
Lil Pump: "The fuck you doin you dirty ass Commie? What's next, you gonna be cryin for your mommy?"
Ryan: "Hey... Communism isn't that of an idea..."
Finn: "Of course you would say that."
Wolfy: "Hey, leave him alone!
N: "Stop. Stop. This isn't supposed to go down until you guys go to elimination."
Martell: "Ooooo N got y'all!"
N: "Anyway, take your seats... I'll be sending out the first phone call any minute now..."

[marlony1]

Oh that sounds cool. If you see something about spaghetti it was probably not me.

[marlony1]

*chokes on the 4th wall*

what a dry, dead thread.

[npromin1]

N: "Okay everyone, the challenge is over. The message is...."

Spoiler: "The immunity idol is hidden up someone's ass."

Dalia: "REEEEEEEEE"
Siegfried: "Vulgarity noted... Interesting..."
Zori: "Ew profanity."
N: "Anyway, I hope that reward challenge was enlightening and interesting to you all... To some of you more than others. Monitoring that message as it evolved was quite interesting from my perspective."
Cecil: "I'm... Sure it was."
N: "So, now that that's over with, it's time for your immunity challenge... Remember, losers this time around send someone home. Winners will receive a very, very special reward."
Ryan: "Go on..."
N: "This challenge involves 4 legs, 3 teams, 2 winners, and 1 loser. Team captains will choose 1 runner, 1 puzzle-solver, 1 gambler, and 1 lifter for their team. It's pretty much a tag team challenge. First team to finish wins the reward. Second team to finish is safe from the vote. Team in last sends someone home. Any questions?"
Liana: "Yeah, what exactly, specifically will we be doing?"
N: "Well... First, the runners will take off down this path. Once they reach their destination, they will tag the gambler. The gambler will enter the pen full of different colored rocks. If they're lucky enough, they'll be able to find one of three scrolls under the rocks quickly. They will tag the runners who will run the scroll back to the starting line. Remember that neither the runner nor the gambler may open the scroll. That is for the intellect. The runner will tag the intellect who will open the scroll and decipher the puzzle embedded within. If they solve it correctly, they should end up with correct blueprints for the lifter Of course, if they are wrong, they'll be notified via the puzzle that they are wrong due to its nature. They must tag the lifter who will then construct a complex staircase to the top three pedestals, each containing three immunity necklaces. Once the staircase is complete, they must tag their team captains, who will climb the staircase and retrieve the immunity necklace. First two captains to touch the immunity necklaces get to keep them... And win immunity. Does that suffice as an explaination, Liana?
Liana: "Uh...sure..."
N: "Remember, however. It benefits you to keep your true stats hidden. If your agility is high you may not want to volunteer for the runner position within your team, as it could potentially reveal your role as the blackmailer or spy... This goes for other stats too."


Team captains have 24 hours to DM me who will be doing what, but try not to use up all your time.

Also, challenge flavor (when I write it) is a valid use for comparing the stats of different players.


Official Formula:

Minutes Taken = 80 - (Runner's Agility x 2) + Lifter's Strength + Gambler's Luck + Intellect's Intelligence

* Yes, the runner is arguably most important as they must run twice.

[ZoruaLuhansk]

So... Um... Should I like trash talk the other team or what?
(@N I kinda like it without the color)

[npromin1]

(@N I kinda like it without the color)

noted

[BasicFourLife]

(@N I kinda like it without the color)

noted

It seemed much better for me w the color but oh well

[EyeOfTheTiger]

So... Um... Should I like trash talk the other team or what?
(@N I kinda like it without the color)

I find it's always better when ya do!
Hey, BoREDom! Your team name sucks and so do you!

[numberFTW]

Heard that someone is gonna be kicked?
/in

[npromin1]

Heard that someone is gonna be kicked?
/in

Not yet


Maybe not at all

[yauaustin202]

So... Um... Should I like trash talk the other team or what?
(@N I kinda like it without the color)

I find it's always better when ya do!
Hey, BoREDom! Your team name sucks and so do you!

Do you mind not lowering yourself to the level bumbling insults? Considering you'll be our puzzle solver i'd perfer you to keep the mental energy for the challenge.