Forum Survivor 2.1 [ENDGAME, BASICFOURLIFE WINS!!!]

[marlony1]

Challenge is over.

Team Supernovae completely and utterly wins.

Blue Moon is heading to elimination. And by the way Dalia that was best meme :333 so you get an advantage (also cuz ur leader)

Also Martell you offended me with your meme so you get a disadvantage.

Dalia... hmm...

Hit me with that bias...

[mdb1023]

Challenge is over.

Team Supernovae completely and utterly wins.

Blue Moon is heading to elimination. And by the way Dalia that was best meme :333 so you get an advantage (also cuz ur leader)

Also Martell you offended me with your meme so you get a disadvantage.

Reeeeee modbias

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

Our brothers, today is the day. We must rise up, for the Bourgeosie have oppressed us too long! And the Proletariats? Snided us for being successful in life! Now, with both sides in utter chaos, we, the Kekistanis, shall rise up and revolt against both classes! Too long have the "normies" as they will be called from here on out, cast us to the side, being neither rich nor poor. It's created a culture where being a normie is accepted and praised, conforming to society's standard bounds. But no more. We reject that, and are willing to back up our words with an aggressive campaign on multiple fronts: militarily, religiously, and culturally.

We have the might of not the largest nor richest army, but the smartest. For years we've been planning this assault, slowly growing our numbers to incredible levels. We've an army of cis, white male frogs, who, mind you, yield loads of privilege. Each one is trained in manning apache helicopters, the deadliest war machine known to man. They can kill their enemies with their bare hands in 700+ ways, and are proficient in every type of weaponry. They've gone undefeated, and their military might is largely underestimated by their enemies. If all, miraculously, goes awry, we have the power to tilt the Earth and anchor our remaining troops to "push" our enemies off of Earth. Should that not work, we can call upon the Gods Kek and Alex Jones, who each possess the power of a thousand suns. Kek can revive the dead militia men with the power of dank magic, and Alex Jones can make the enemy's frogs straight once gay, as frogs that are gay are sinful and must die. He blesses them and forgives them for their sins, all while showing them the light. All of this combine into an unstoppable military push that neither the bourgeosie or proletariats can hope to stop. We will conquer the world.

All the while, our missionaries are invading your cities, some radicals, to create partisans and spread terror. By showing them the Gospel of Shrek, the book of our Messiah who will come again, Shrek. Converting the citizens of our opposition will create internal divides, splitting apart the factions from the inside. They will then be trained into radicals, spreading terror in the name of Shrek. Resources will be drained to create layer upon layer of altars to their new god, Shrek. Additionally, his benevolence will grant their wishes, truly winning them over. You can try oppressing their beliefs, or starting an Inquisition, but Shrek will save them and further affirm their faith. These actions will also only increase the severity of the radicalism of our disciples.

Additionally, we have a rich culture. We have memes, paintings that tell jokes and can represent life, everywhere. And they have SPICE to them, and aren't shitty. Nobody is safe from the memage, and we have very right leaning values. Of course, Daddy Donny is an important figure to us, someone we all aspire to be like. By exposing your peoples to this, they will feel sympathy and reluctance to continue fighting us. We will preach tolerance among them, causing political policies opposed to the nation's well being to be instated, such as unregulated borders and fear of action. Media will catch onto this craze, downtalking any who dare oppose us. Even should our intentions be revealed, they'll be shunned and hated by their own countrymen, distrust bred among them. This will create political opposition groups. By protesting, they are draining resources their respective government could be using to fight us on the military front. People will becoming stupidly "politically correct" creating further division. All of this leads to internal rioting and the diversion of governmental resources.

So-I offer you the ultimatum, do you want to fight or will you submit peacefully, you filthy normies? If you've watched Rick and Morty, I know you will make the right choice of complying to any and all of our demands. If you haven't, I suggest praying to God, for there will be no "good Christian boys" when we're done with you.

[EvanManManMan]

Our brothers, today is the day. We must rise up, for the Bourgeosie have oppressed us too long! And the Proletariats? Snided us for being successful in life! Now, with both sides in utter chaos, we, the Kekistanis, shall rise up and revolt against both classes! Too long have the "normies" as they will be called from here on out, cast us to the side, being neither rich nor poor. It's created a culture where being a normie is accepted and praised, conforming to society's standard bounds. But no more. We reject that, and are willing to back up our words with an aggressive campaign on multiple fronts: militarily, religiously, and culturally.

We have the might of not the largest nor richest army, but the smartest. For years we've been planning this assault, slowly growing our numbers to incredible levels. We've an army of cis, white male frogs, who, mind you, yield loads of privilege. Each one is trained in manning apache helicopters, the deadliest war machine known to man. They can kill their enemies with their bare hands in 700+ ways, and are proficient in every type of weaponry. They've gone undefeated, and their military might is largely underestimated by their enemies. If all, miraculously, goes awry, we have the power to tilt the Earth and anchor our remaining troops to "push" our enemies off of Earth. Should that not work, we can call upon the Gods Kek and Alex Jones, who each possess the power of a thousand suns. Kek can revive the dead militia men with the power of dank magic, and Alex Jones can make the enemy's frogs straight once gay, as frogs that are gay are sinful and must die. He blesses them and forgives them for their sins, all while showing them the light. All of this combine into an unstoppable military push that neither the bourgeosie or proletariats can hope to stop. We will conquer the world.

All the while, our missionaries are invading your cities, some radicals, to create partisans and spread terror. By showing them the Gospel of Shrek, the book of our Messiah who will come again, Shrek. Converting the citizens of our opposition will create internal divides, splitting apart the factions from the inside. They will then be trained into radicals, spreading terror in the name of Shrek. Resources will be drained to create layer upon layer of altars to their new god, Shrek. Additionally, his benevolence will grant their wishes, truly winning them over. You can try oppressing their beliefs, or starting an Inquisition, but Shrek will save them and further affirm their faith. These actions will also only increase the severity of the radicalism of our disciples.

Additionally, we have a rich culture. We have memes, paintings that tell jokes and can represent life, everywhere. And they have SPICE to them, and aren't shitty. Nobody is safe from the memage, and we have very right leaning values. Of course, Daddy Donny is an important figure to us, someone we all aspire to be like. By exposing your peoples to this, they will feel sympathy and reluctance to continue fighting us. We will preach tolerance among them, causing political policies opposed to the nation's well being to be instated, such as unregulated borders and fear of action. Media will catch onto this craze, downtalking any who dare oppose us. Even should our intentions be revealed, they'll be shunned and hated by their own countrymen, distrust bred among them. This will create political opposition groups. By protesting, they are draining resources their respective government could be using to fight us on the military front. People will becoming stupidly "politically correct" creating further division. All of this leads to internal rioting and the diversion of governmental resources.

So-I offer you the ultimatum, do you want to fight or will you submit peacefully, you filthy normies? If you've watched Rick and Morty, I know you will make the right choice of complying to any and all of our demands. If you haven't, I suggest praying to God, for there will be no "good Christian boys" when we're done with you.

You should use this as flavor in 14F

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

Our brothers, today is the day. We must rise up, for the Bourgeosie have oppressed us too long! And the Proletariats? Snided us for being successful in life! Now, with both sides in utter chaos, we, the Kekistanis, shall rise up and revolt against both classes! Too long have the "normies" as they will be called from here on out, cast us to the side, being neither rich nor poor. It's created a culture where being a normie is accepted and praised, conforming to society's standard bounds. But no more. We reject that, and are willing to back up our words with an aggressive campaign on multiple fronts: militarily, religiously, and culturally.

We have the might of not the largest nor richest army, but the smartest. For years we've been planning this assault, slowly growing our numbers to incredible levels. We've an army of cis, white male frogs, who, mind you, yield loads of privilege. Each one is trained in manning apache helicopters, the deadliest war machine known to man. They can kill their enemies with their bare hands in 700+ ways, and are proficient in every type of weaponry. They've gone undefeated, and their military might is largely underestimated by their enemies. If all, miraculously, goes awry, we have the power to tilt the Earth and anchor our remaining troops to "push" our enemies off of Earth. Should that not work, we can call upon the Gods Kek and Alex Jones, who each possess the power of a thousand suns. Kek can revive the dead militia men with the power of dank magic, and Alex Jones can make the enemy's frogs straight once gay, as frogs that are gay are sinful and must die. He blesses them and forgives them for their sins, all while showing them the light. All of this combine into an unstoppable military push that neither the bourgeosie or proletariats can hope to stop. We will conquer the world.

All the while, our missionaries are invading your cities, some radicals, to create partisans and spread terror. By showing them the Gospel of Shrek, the book of our Messiah who will come again, Shrek. Converting the citizens of our opposition will create internal divides, splitting apart the factions from the inside. They will then be trained into radicals, spreading terror in the name of Shrek. Resources will be drained to create layer upon layer of altars to their new god, Shrek. Additionally, his benevolence will grant their wishes, truly winning them over. You can try oppressing their beliefs, or starting an Inquisition, but Shrek will save them and further affirm their faith. These actions will also only increase the severity of the radicalism of our disciples.

Additionally, we have a rich culture. We have memes, paintings that tell jokes and can represent life, everywhere. And they have SPICE to them, and aren't shitty. Nobody is safe from the memage, and we have very right leaning values. Of course, Daddy Donny is an important figure to us, someone we all aspire to be like. By exposing your peoples to this, they will feel sympathy and reluctance to continue fighting us. We will preach tolerance among them, causing political policies opposed to the nation's well being to be instated, such as unregulated borders and fear of action. Media will catch onto this craze, downtalking any who dare oppose us. Even should our intentions be revealed, they'll be shunned and hated by their own countrymen, distrust bred among them. This will create political opposition groups. By protesting, they are draining resources their respective government could be using to fight us on the military front. People will becoming stupidly "politically correct" creating further division. All of this leads to internal rioting and the diversion of governmental resources.

So-I offer you the ultimatum, do you want to fight or will you submit peacefully, you filthy normies? If you've watched Rick and Morty, I know you will make the right choice of complying to any and all of our demands. If you haven't, I suggest praying to God, for there will be no "good Christian boys" when we're done with you.

You should use this as flavor in 14F

FUCK I NEED TO START THAT

[mdb1023]

The shitpost challenge is over, chubby.

[EvanManManMan]

The shitpost challenge is over, chubby.

If only you were in the game

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

The shitpost challenge is over, chubby.

if only i valued your opinion

[npromin1]

Elimination Ceremony:

N: "The votes are in... Here we go. Wait... Does anyone want to play an idol?"

Spoiler: Dalia stands up.

Spoiler: Dalia: "Dropped my stick REEEEE"

Dalia goes to pick up her stick then sits down with the others.

Spoiler: No one plays an idol.


Spoiler: Javi

Spoiler: Dalia

Spoiler: Javi

Spoiler: Dalia

Spoiler: Dalia

Spoiler: Dalia. That's majority. It's your time.

Dalia gets up to leave but before she can exit the are a N grabs a hold of her.

N: "Dalia... You may not have won the game, but you have won my heart."
Dalia: "REEEEEE!"

Dalia and N kiss.

N: "I'll be sure to give you a little prize money all for yourself."

And so Dalia leaves, escorted by N, and the two hold hands as they walk off.

<3<3<3<3<3

[marlony1]

Elim 9
Dalia: lol no ur mum gay and ur gay xd
N: ree
Dalia: you can’t even make a good ree lmaoooo I’m breaking up wit u xdddd

[npromin1]

Elim 9
Dalia: lol no ur mum gay and ur gay xd
N: ree
Dalia: you can’t even make a good ree lmaoooo I’m breaking up wit u xdddd

Disadvantage.

[marlony1]

Elim 9
Dalia: lol no ur mum gay and ur gay xd
N: ree
Dalia: you can’t even make a good ree lmaoooo I’m breaking up wit u xdddd

Disadvantage.

Give me an M! Give me an O! Give me a-


*twenty hours later*

Give me an S!!!! Goooo Modbias!!!!?

[qwertyuiopl]

Why did those four letters take you 20 hours

[npromin1]

Hello and welcome to an immunity challenge totally not ripped off of Total Drama Island in any way, shape, or form.

Nope.

Anyway there are 11 of you here in boot camp and our first challenge is about to start. Here is how it works. The team that first has all their members eliminated will lose the challenge and be sent to elimination.

This is a military style obstacle course. Runners will have to complete all obstacles and the 4 lowest times will be eliminated from the running.


Formula:

90 seconds - (2.5 × Agility) - (1.5 x Strength) - (Total Stamina) - (0.5 x Luck)

No stamina will be exhausted because I wanna keep the game moving. So yeah everyone will run automatically and times will go up shortly.

[marlony1]

Why did those four letters take you 20 hours

Ns disadvantage was that I can’t say mod bias until 19 hours passed

[npromin1]

Okay so here's everyone's times:

Spoiler: Lil Pump - 59 seconds
Wolfy - 27.5 seconds
Vlad - 61.5 seconds
Martell - 68 seconds
Javi - 59 seconds
Super - 57.5 seconds
Nathan - 62 seconds
Zori - 70 seconds
Babushka - 56.5 seconds
Abigail - 44 seconds
Ryan - 51.5 seconds

(Feel free to calculate stuff based on that :3)

So that means:

1st - Wolfy
2nd - Abigail
3rd - Ryan
4th - Babushka
5th - Super
6th - Javi/Lil Pump
8th - Vlad
9th - Nathan
10th - Martell
11th - Zori

That means Vlad, Nathan, Martell, and Zori are eliminated from the challenge.

Right now there are still 4 in for Blue Moon and 3 in for Supernovae. But that's about to change.

It's time for the second event. This second event is a drill challenge. Those of you still in will closely observe as N and top military officials perform specific drill movements.

You will then have to recreate these exact movements down to the perfect detail. Just one tiny inch off of the original and you can be eliminated.

The bottom three will not move on. Here is the formula:

(2 × Intelligence) + (Agility) + (Luck) + (0.5 × Stamina)

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

tardis has too much stamina, if yall lose its better for both tribes to kick him

[npromin1]

Wow some of you are better at drill than others.

Spoiler: Wolfy - 37
Abigail - 30.5
Ryan - 30
Babushka - 25.5
Super - 33
Javi - 36.5
Lil Pump - 35.5

So to rank you guys.

1st - Wolfy
2nd - Javi
3rd - Lil Pump
4th - Super Duper

So It's down to a 2 vs 2 now. Wolfy and Javi VS Lil Pump and Super.


It's time for the 3rd and final, climactic event. Here you will both be tortured the shit out of by being forced to hold a 400 pound boulder above your heads. A joint stamina contribution will decide this. Stamina will be lost this time around.

(Javi + Wolfy) > (Lil Pump + Super) = Blue Moon wins!

(Wolfy + Javi) < (Lil Pump + Super) = Supernovae wins!

You have 12 hours to contribute stamina. So don't waste any time.

[mdb1023]

tardis has too much stamina, if yall lose its better for both tribes to kick him

IMO it would have been smart to kick him instead of Noping.

*sips tea* but that's none of my business.

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

tardis has too much stamina, if yall lose its better for both tribes to kick him

IMO it would have been smart to kick him instead of Noping.

*sips tea* but that's none of my business.

I don’t disagree it’s stupid

Alliances mean nothing in the face of inevitable defeat

[mdb1023]

Ah well. If they want to let a power couple get to the merge it's their problem.
Y'all never heard of Rob and Amber I guess.

[npromin1]

Aaaaaand the winner is



Spoiler: Blue Moon!

Super and Pump collapse under the weight of the boulder.

[npromin1]

Free Time:

Send in your actions.... As well as your votes. 24 hours


Options:

1. Sleep (+3 Stamina)
2. Use your ability
3. Search for THE IMMUNITY IDOL (and other stuff)
(-3 Stamina)

Immunity Idol Search Locations:

Spoiler: If your stats aren't high enough to search a location, don't despair! You can spend 1 extra stamina point to increase your stat temporarily by 1 to allow you to explore any area you want.


Plains A
Plains B
Plains C
Plains D
Plains E
Plains F
Plains G
Forest A
Forest B
Forest C
Forest D
Forest E
Forest F
Forest Lake (Requires 5 Agility)
Deep Forest A (Requires 4 Strength)
Deep Forest B (Requires 4 Strength)
Deep Forest C (Requires 4 Strength)
Deep Forest D (Requires 4 Strength)
Mountain A
Mountain B
Mountain C
Mountain D
Mountain Peak (Requires 6 Strength)
East Cave A (Requires 5 Strength)
East Cave B (Requires 5 Strength)
East Cave C (Requires 5 Strength)
West Cave A (Requires 5 Strength)
West Cave B (Requires 5 Strength)
North Cave (Requires 4 Strength)
South Cave A (Requires 4 Strength)
South Cave B (Requires 4 Strength)
Beach A
Beach B
Beach C
Beach D
Beach E
Ocean A (Requires 7 Agility)
Ocean B (Requires 7 Agility)
Ocean C (Requires 7 Agility)
Ocean D (Requires 7 Agility)
Atoll
Mini-Island (Requires 7 Agility)

[Ocelittle]

Boi why tf are all my friends voted off I'll rise from the grave and spite you all

[EvanManManMan]

Boi why tf are all my friends voted off I'll rise from the grave and spite you all

Irrelevant