TFM38 | Just Kidding! | Game Over: Mafia Win!

[FMLSheWas12]

Rules:

1. General: All Forum Mafia Game Rules apply.
   
2. Private Messages: Do not under any circumstances quote or copy and paste a moderator message, or pretend to. You may paraphrase however. Be sure to label actions and private messages to the game moderator with the game title in the subject.
   
3. Activity: If a player has not adequately contributed for 24 hours, they will be prodded by the game moderator. Failure to respond to a prod within 18 hours or receiving a second prod will result in a forced replacement.
   
4. Gamethrowing: Do not under any circumstances attempt to actively go against your given win conditions, or pretend to. I will not tolerate players that gamethrow and gamethrowers will be blacklisted.
   
5. Deadlines: This game operates under complete 72 hour day phases. There is no allotted time for the night phase; night actions will be processed immediately in between cycles.
   
6. Communication: Do not under any circumstances use outside methods to communicate game relevant information with another player, dead or alive.
   
7. Whispers: There are no player whispers, but you may whisper the game moderator sweet nothings.
   
8. Voting: All votes should be submitted in bold and placed in their own separate paragraphs.
   
9. The Dirty Bastard: This game could potentially be bastard, you can thank me later!
   
10. Respect: Pretend you love one another and ring each other's throats later please.
    
11. Awards: All players will be commemorated for surviving this game in one piece.
    
12. Have Fun: An absolute requirement. Players seen not having fun will be tortured.

Basics:
Spoiler:

1. 9 player game and 72 hour day phases.
2. Day 1 lynch enabled and nolynching disabled.
3. Plurality is in effect and majority doesn't end day.
4. Potentially bastard game but no hidden game mechanic.

Rolelist:
Spoiler: Town
Town
Town
Town
Town
Town
Town
Mafia
Mafia

Sample Rolecard:
Spoiler: You are a Citizen.

Your alignment is Town Citizen.

Every day you get to vote in an attempt to remove the Mafia from the community.

You win with the Town.
You lose with the Mafia.

Victims Players:

3. frop418 Asew54321
4. lucky333123 JackoDerp
6. moonbird ElderSivart

Graveyard:

0. FMLSheWas12
8. xUltiix TorqueRxF the Citizen
9. ICECLIMBERS the Escort
7. Icibalus BoomLay the Sheriff
5. teamalex the Bulletproof
2. Schultz128 the Godfather
1. OllyRenard the Doctor

ISO List:

0. FMLSheWas12
1. OllyRenard
2. Schultz128
3. frop418 Asew54321
4. lucky333123 JackoDerp
5. teamalex
6. moonbird ElderSivart
7. Icibalus BoomLay
8. xUltiix TorqueRxF
9. ICECLIMBERS

Timeline:

Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
End

[FMLSheWas12]

'Twas the first night of the camping trip, when all through the cottage. Not a player was stirring, except that unusual creature FMLSheWas12. It was common knowledge that the kid had a few screws loose and nobody dared share a roof with him. Fortunately there had been a one-room bunkie a reasonable distance away from the main lodge. There FMLSheWas12 had been isolated and the nine other forum-goers attending the camping trip only dealt with the occasional cackling echoing in the wind.

The boisterous clambering of a keyboard can be heard as FMLSheWas12 vigorously worked on his first installment of forum mafia. The TFM pitch titled "Just Kidding!" is his plan to unleash the most horrendously bastard game the Town of Salem forums had ever seen. FMLSheWas12 had just finished writing the rolecard for his one-shot paranoid gun owner day three lightning rod and night immune mafia cultist even night jester. He bestowed himself a juncture of recess to marvel at his grotesque creation.

"Splendid." He muttered to himself. "Simply splendid." FMLSheWas12 couldn't wait to tell teamalex of his own apparent genius, despite the restraining order. While basking in his own glory, FMLSheWas12 did not stop to consider the sudden draft in the room, or realize the presence of a masked intruder slowly approaching his desk until their reflection was visible on his monitor.

The shallow breathe of the assailant against his neck was finally enough for FMLSheWas12 to come to grips with reality. He sprung from his office chair and made a beeline for the back door, for all other points of entry were deterred by the masked individual. Grabbing his trench-coat from a coat rack along the way, for it had been quite chilly that night, he darted through the backyard. Except there wasn't a backyard and FMLSheWas12 stumbled into the lake after several feet. He remained there for several moments, wondering why his pursuer didn't care to chase. It was then FMLSheWas12 realized he could not float or swim.

FMLSheWas12 desperately flailed for the surface, but the stones smuggled in his trench-coat pocket anchored him to the lake bed.

The bloated body of FMLSheWas12 washed up on shore the following morning. Good riddance, the cabin members thought, sighing in a chorus of relief. It was concluded that FMLSheWas12 had committed suicidal, bless his poor troubled soul. At least that was the initial conclusion until further investigation discovered evidence of a forcible trespass in his residence...

FMLSheWas12 has died. Day 1 begins! 72 hours remain.

Day 1 will end on 5:00 PM EST (UTC-5), on February 4th.

[Asew54321]

Hello, here I am again to ruin another game of Forum Mafia!

/vote ElderSivart

Happy belated birthday.

[Schultz128]

You can't ruin something that was never good to begin with.

[FMLSheWas12]

Game Moderator Message: Reminder to all players that roles with active abilities must send their actions before the day ends.

Everyone should have received their rolecard, if not please let me know in a private message.

[teamalex]

My rolecard is probably lying.

/vote TorqueRxF

[TorqueRxF]

i love you too, baby

[Schultz128]

This game is probably a lie. FML is actually Arcthurus, and this game is actually CFM18. Nothing can be trusted, everything should be repelled.

[teamalex]

i love you too, baby

<3

I'm in the flavor, this clearly means I'm an Innocent Child.

[OllyRenard]

Hello everyone

My rolecard is probably lying.

/vote TorqueRxF

Based upon what FML said about you in the day start I imagine he gave you some pretty important info

[Schultz128]

i love you too, baby

<3

I'm in the flavor, this clearly means I'm an Innocent Child.

Host Bias.

[Schultz128]

What if there are 7 Mafia and 2 Town, but the 2 Town were given Mafia rolecards and the 7 Mafia were given town rolecards?

[Schultz128]

What if there are 7 Mafia and 2 Town, but the 2 Town were given Mafia rolecards and the 7 Mafia were given town rolecards?

Then what does that make you?

Neutral Bombing.

[ICECLIMBERS]

Confirming.

[ElderSivart]

I still have no idea how to play FM

Wait... what's FM? sarcasm in case that wasn't obvious enough, I'm always paranoid someone won't get it.
/vote Jacko
Policy.

And thanks for the birthday wishes, Asew, even if the present was a vote in disguise.

[Asew54321]

My role is Tinfoil Hat Salesman. I sell tinfoil hats to everyone so they can theorycraft about what the catch to this game is. They cost $5.00.
god i hope no one takes this seriously
@Elder I only remembered it was your birthday since we have the same birthday.

[ICECLIMBERS]

/vote BoomLay

I sell tinfoil hats to everyone so they can theorycraft about what the catch to this game is.

It's too small for anything major, so at worst it'd be like SFM12 where certain aspects are hidden.
If anybody wants to vote for the person beneath them though to test it out, they can.

[Schultz128]

The last two roles on the rolelist are Mafia.

Therefore, the last two players on the list are Mafia.

/vote ICECLIMBERS

[ICECLIMBERS]

Ye, vote for Torque first please, I'm a usurper and I'd like to fulfill that part of my win condition at least. ;(

[TorqueRxF]

Nah man I HC Merlin

[FMLSheWas12]

Current Vote Count

Player	Votes	Voters
	#	Votes Until Majority

[Schultz128]

Nah man I HC Merlin

Go away Gent

[teamalex]

Quite disappointed, only 1 page with 12 hours. I guess with only 9 players it's understandable but still, we've got only 72 hours every day. Plurality is in play and majority isn't, so let's get some wagons going. Everyone has posted, I think there's no point in keeping our RVS votes. I will policy lynch all prod dodgers unless you give a warning beforehand or I'm townreading you. I don't want this to become TFM 33.

Keep an eye on your vote and use it. We can't nolynch.

/vote ICE

Didn't like his entrance. I will keep my gut townreads to myself right now, since I'm not too confident in them.

[Schultz128]

How bastard do you guys think this game will be?

[teamalex]

Don't know, probably not extremely bastard but we shouldn't trust our rolecards completely. I feel like mine is lying but we'll find out in the future probably.

By the way Millers and other negative utility roles should claim if there are any.