FM Episode IV (Town Wins) "10/10 Would Witch Again"

[Ciara]

Or will it? Dun, dun DUUUUUUN.

Just kidding. I'm not that big of an ass. I'll vote. Probably. Maybe.

How about I make a game. I'm doing Algebra homework. Kinda stressed. Got three pages. Just finished 6 French pre-tests. Ender, tell me a joke. If I laugh, or find it at all amusing, I will vote for you.

Also...

I will die laughing if Ender ends up killing one of you sweet little townies just to troll and complete his final act as Jester, then leave me to be publicly hanged.

You could do that, you know. Just be nice to me and kill one of them before my tragic death?

[FailureNoob]

Or will it? Dun, dun DUUUUUUN.

Just kidding. I'm not that big of an ass. I'll vote. Probably. Maybe.

How about I make a game. I'm doing Algebra homework. Kinda stressed. Got three pages. Just finished 6 French pre-tests. Ender, tell me a joke. If I laugh, or find it at all amusing, I will vote for you.

Also...

I will die laughing if Ender ends up killing one of you sweet little townies just to troll and complete his final act as Jester, then leave me to be publicly hanged.

You could do that, you know. Just be nice to me and kill one of them before my tragic death?

/vote ciara well you just earned my vote right there

[enderitem]

Or will it? Dun, dun DUUUUUUN.

Just kidding. I'm not that big of an ass. I'll vote. Probably. Maybe.

How about I make a game. I'm doing Algebra homework. Kinda stressed. Got three pages. Just finished 6 French pre-tests. Ender, tell me a joke. If I laugh, or find it at all amusing, I will vote for you.

Also...

I will die laughing if Ender ends up killing one of you sweet little townies just to troll and complete his final act as Jester, then leave me to be publicly hanged.

You could do that, you know. Just be nice to me and kill one of them before my tragic death?

But it has no meaning so it will just waste our time and that would be a dick move after this much of an help from them. /vote enderitem

[Ciara]

Or will it? Dun, dun DUUUUUUN.

Just kidding. I'm not that big of an ass. I'll vote. Probably. Maybe.

How about I make a game. I'm doing Algebra homework. Kinda stressed. Got three pages. Just finished 6 French pre-tests. Ender, tell me a joke. If I laugh, or find it at all amusing, I will vote for you.

Also...

I will die laughing if Ender ends up killing one of you sweet little townies just to troll and complete his final act as Jester, then leave me to be publicly hanged.

You could do that, you know. Just be nice to me and kill one of them before my tragic death?

/vote ciara well you just earned my vote right there

Wow so rude. I'm just trying to get one last laugh before my demise. I've had a stressful day.

And not giving Ender his win after him helping you so much? Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[enderitem]

Wait, you wanted a joke? Okay, okay... Why did the chicken cross the road? Because DAMN IT RICK!!! THAT'S WHY!!! Stop scaring me like that.

[Rickdaily12]

How about I make a game. I'm doing Algebra homework. Kinda stressed. Got three pages. Just finished 6 French pre-tests. Ender, tell me a joke. If I laugh, or find it at all amusing, I will vote for you.

Also...

I will die laughing if Ender ends up killing one of you sweet little townies just to troll and complete his final act as Jester, then leave me to be publicly hanged.

Better idea. I'm going to operate this under the TOWN'S assumption that there is a Jester and Arsonist.

6 players under the Mafia/Neutral alignment are confirmed to be dead. A 7th player, the Amnesiac, has joined the Town Alignment. There are eight players currently living. This means I can confirm what you already know- six town members are living. If there IS a Jester, the Town can easily conspire to cooperate with any Neutrals they deem fit to help before they lose the Majority. The Town would lose the Majority no sooner than 4 players living. I can also confirm that due to the Arsonist's ignition with NO possible chance of Jailor, no one is currently doused.

If you can see the Town being hit down to 4 players living, then freak out as you please. Please do. Otherwise....

[FailureNoob]

How about I make a game. I'm doing Algebra homework. Kinda stressed. Got three pages. Just finished 6 French pre-tests. Ender, tell me a joke. If I laugh, or find it at all amusing, I will vote for you.

Also...

I will die laughing if Ender ends up killing one of you sweet little townies just to troll and complete his final act as Jester, then leave me to be publicly hanged.

Better idea. I'm going to operate this under the TOWN'S assumption that there is a Jester and Arsonist.

6 players under the Mafia/Neutral alignment are confirmed to be dead. A 7th player, the Amnesiac, has joined the Town Alignment. There are eight players currently living. This means I can confirm what you already know- six town members are living. If there IS a Jester, the Town can easily conspire to cooperate with any Neutrals they deem fit to help before they lose the Majority. The Town would lose the Majority no sooner than 4 players living. I can also confirm that due to the Arsonist's ignition with NO possible chance of Jailor, no one is currently doused.

If you can see the Town being hit down to 4 players living, then freak out as you please. Please do. Otherwise....

very well then, let just end this game quickly then....

/unvote

/vote enderitem

ciara let just end this game, we already know the results, why bother drag this out

[Veeena]

Rick, question for future games...

IN YOUR GAMES, WOULD THE AMNESIAC WIN IF THEY SURVIVE TO THE END AS AN AMNESIAC? (AS THE WIKIA STATES WITHIN THE REAL GAME)

[Rickdaily12]

Rick, question for future games...

IN YOUR GAMES, WOULD THE AMNESIAC WIN IF THEY SURVIVE TO THE END AS AN AMNESIAC? (AS THE WIKIA STATES WITHIN THE REAL GAME)

No. Written directly in our FM role card- they lose.

[leyva45]

Ciara why you do this q.q

[Salense]

Well I'm back from school

Ciara it's your choice if you want to extend the game on or not, but at this point you have lost, so just vote ender so we can end the game faster.

[Veeena]

Rick, question for future games...

IN YOUR GAMES, WOULD THE AMNESIAC WIN IF THEY SURVIVE TO THE END AS AN AMNESIAC? (AS THE WIKIA STATES WITHIN THE REAL GAME)

No. Written directly in our FM role card- they lose.

Damnhammer: 50% downloaded.

[enderitem]

Also, I am good with jokes as much as I am good with jestering. I am also shaking right now. Let me edit my death note.

[leyva45]

Rick, question for future games...

IN YOUR GAMES, WOULD THE AMNESIAC WIN IF THEY SURVIVE TO THE END AS AN AMNESIAC? (AS THE WIKIA STATES WITHIN THE REAL GAME)

No. Written directly in our FM role card- they lose.

Damnhammer: 50% downloaded.

thats a fast download

[Ciara]

Wait, you wanted a joke? Okay, okay... Why did the chicken cross the road? Because DAMN IT RICK!!! THAT'S WHY!!! Stop scaring me like that.

Well you're freaking lucky xD I actually laughed. Mainly at how stressed you were, not the joke, but still. I am a man - well, woman female creature who keeps her promises, so...

/vote enderitem

GG guys!

And Ender, it's always welcome that you randomly decide to be a dick and kill one of them. Just saying

Once again, GG. I shall now die a proud death. Unfortunately one without one of Rick's fabulous stories, but a proud death nonetheless.

[Ciara]

GOSH DAMMIT GUYS. STOP YELLING AT ME. I TRIED TO POST IT LIKE 10 TIMES BUT THERE WAS ALWAYS A NEW POST.

[Salense]

gg, also make sure to visit me tonight

[leyva45]

Wait, you wanted a joke? Okay, okay... Why did the chicken cross the road? Because DAMN IT RICK!!! THAT'S WHY!!! Stop scaring me like that.

Well you're freaking lucky xD I actually laughed. Mainly at how stressed you were, not the joke, but still. I am a man - well, woman female creature who keeps her promises, so...

/vote enderitem

GG guys!

And Ender, it's always welcome that you randomly decide to be a dick and kill one of them. Just saying

Once again, GG. I shall now die a proud death. Unfortunately one without one of Rick's fabulous stories, but a proud death nonetheless.

gg ciara gg

[Veeena]

Damnhammer: 69.6% downloaded.

[Rickdaily12]

Current Vote Count:

enderitem (4): leyva45, M4xwell, FailureNoob, ciara

8 players alive, 5 required for a majority

WARNING- if enderitem gets one more vote, he will be lynched!

[Salense]

Damnhammer: 69.6% downloaded.

jeez what is your internet speed like

/vote enderitem

[leyva45]

Damnhammer: 69.6% downloaded.

lel

[Rickdaily12]

Current Vote Count:

enderitem (5): leyva45, M4xwell, FailureNoob, ciara, Salense

8 players alive, 5 required for a majority

[Rickdaily12]

The Town had finally cornered the last of their suspects.
All eyes fell on enderitem. They wanted only to evict everyone who were not welcome within their own inner group.
leyva45 stepped forward, his stare alone enough to kill.
"Get out."
enderitem threw on the biggest grin he could manage.
"Sure! Do you have a particular cardinal direction to request?"
"Your neck." Salense, with 4 other people, spat back at him.
And enderitem cried out in pain as the majority of the Town grabbed him by the shoulders.

He stood on top of the gallows, bewildered at this undue suspicion.
"Does he even deserve any last rites?" FailureNoob asked.
"I don't even think I want to bother with him either." ciara rolled her eyes.
"Have you any last words?" M4xwell asked.
A tear fell from enderitem's face.
"I tried to help you, and here you decide to kill me where I stand...?"
It would seem that way, because not a moment sooner, the switch was pulled.
And yet...
enderitem's tears only fell harder when he fell. He didn't die right away...!
He started laughing, crying tears of clear joy, and only served to freak out those who superceded him.
After a painful five minutes, he suffocated above a puddle of tears, and died with a smile rivaling that of chitownmvp01.

The Jester will get his revenge from the grave!!!

A note was left on top of a prop box at his house:

Wait, wha? *explodes*

DAMMIT RICK, I COULDN'T EVEN WRITE MY WILL!!!

enderitem's role was Jester.

[Rickdaily12]

NIGHT 7 BEGINS

Twilight sweeps over the Town of Salem, and it no longer seems to be safe to stay outside for too long.
And while some local citizens decide now is a good time to rest, others will have something planned before they go to bed tonight...

If you have a Night Action, please let me know ASAP what you decide to do for the night.
If you don't let me know within the last hour or so before the end of the night, you may lose your ability.
The thread will be locked until the night is over, so make sure to check back by then.

The Mafia are now allowed to talk in the Private Mafia Chat while they discuss some plans they will be hatching...
Meanwhile, some of the Town wonder how to rid themselves of this evil plague in their home...

36 Hours Remain in Night 7

Note- Nights will now be shorter since Mafia are no longer alive

Night 7 will end on August 20th, 6:00 CST (UTC -6).