SFM24 | Chrono Fiction | Minority Wins

[Hiphoplog]

Okay so I did NOT sleep peacefully - someone or something or PROBABLY METRION fucked with me during the night, and I now vote double for today. Just today.

People also seem to forget Mel claims to have doublevoting powers for today which is either a strait lie or some idiot gave confirmed scum a doublevote.

[RetralMega]

I want to beat you to death with a blunt object.

I want to grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in.

I want to sharpen fifty pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead ends in your mouth, and punch the erasers.

I want to strap you to a bed of nails and then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake.

I want to burn your dog in front of you, mix his ashes with gunpowder, melt his bone-shaped name tag into a small metal ball, load it all into a musket, and shoot you in the face with him.

I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and then somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital.



My favorite Bo Burnham quote.

[Varanus]

I think he's trying to get banned
The absolute madman

[melanora]

Wait so was the whole PC thing a hoax???!??!?!?!? I'M LOST

Literally me, and all of this flavor is just making it worse.

Also are we just ignoring the fact that Mel came on, said she didn't read anything and then just left?

Probably saw what two people said about her being confirmed scum and had to make sure we didn't figure it out already.

-cough- babynora was sick and I was at the hospital with her most of the day yesterday so yeah sorry

I'm literally reading now and catching up.

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That list contains dumb people

[Varanus]

That list contains dumb people

Tarot
IAmAMunchlax
TheParanoidAndroid
Melanora
Dragonfire77111
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anyone who can guess what this is gets a cookie

kappa

[RetralMega]

I think he's trying to get banned
The absolute madman

Never said it was about you, but if you want it to be; we can arrange something.

[ShortcutButton]

I knew what I was saying, Var.

Woosh

[melanora]

Quick Mobile message about Ignis and I

What I can do
Day action, select player to jail.

Night action: Talk to target for first half the night, receive their role name upon release. Side note: I can possibly "conduct further experiments" on them upon release but have not been told what this means. My assumption is an upgrade of sorts? I was told I could not do so on FML. Or that they are inapplicable.

What Ignis can do:
Be instructed to "scan" players
PC checks, Sheriff Check, or Role check (similar to my own ability here). Cannot use again until they use the others and naturally once per day.
I can instruct them who to target but I do not receive the information myself. It will be announced to all.

Side ability: Acts as a vote in my stead, we can both vote but I decide which vote counts in the end. This is how Erravi and STAA operated as well I presume, and how FML, Ret, and their third would act if I had to guess. My assumption is that this is like a Jester blocker for me, or Phantom/Shade, as otherwise it would not be needed. So neutrals are likely in play.

It all sounds strong but it's not as much as you would think. I don't get specifics myself and all of Ignis's results are public.

This whole thing sounds like absolute bullshit. Seriously.

[melanora]

wait there is a guilty
did I miss something

Elusive claimed control of Ignis's vote and cop checks. He also just proved it.
So yeah assuming he's not just a crier then Mel has to be a minority scumbag.

Alright can we just pause for a moment.

I am Majority, but i do not trust any of you fucks to use your goddamn brains if you do end up lynching me.

Elusive, let's say for just a moment that you're POSSIBLY being honest. Are you 100% certain that Metrion isn't fucking with you? Pretend for a moment that I get lynched, and get confirmed Majority. What is your defense? What do you have to say for yourself?

[Hiphoplog]

It's not a bastard game Mel.
The only real chance he could be telling the truth and be wrong is if you or Cyan was an unaware miller (Which i think isn't bastard?)

[melanora]

And why couldn't Mela be mafia, Elusive?

I'm flashing back to dual mafia where I knew Gossie checked me and I claimed Framed so that I wouldn't have to lynch Gossie to stay alive myself...

Except that I'm Majority not Minority.

Because they're scummy af
And I'm still suspicious of the parity cop results

But you believe you're nearly conf. town by the same role?

Read above where I talked about this

I would like mel to full claim before lynching her if we do go that route

>demands that I claim
>already fully claimed

?!?!?!

[melanora]

if the PC is real why are we not lynching mel yet?

p-edit: yes not right now

Are you scum again?

If you guys lynch me, someone fucking check Wolf because I'm about 80% this kid is scum.

[TrueGent]

lol piss off wolf is town

[melanora]

oh wait I forgot mela was confirmed guilty by PC check lol

Let me get this shit straight - you've been talking about lynching me, about wanting me to be speed lynched, but you forgot that I was checked by the Parity Cop and that's why people think I'm scum?

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

Please lynch this kid someone.

[melanora]

I'm just waiting for her claim then I'll vote her
Then when she flips town we can lynch Elusive tomorrow

Mel already claimed.
All she's doing is stalling and prodging.

Prod Dodging - where someone participates at the barest minimum at the longest stretches possible to not be removed from the game itself. This is often done with a quote, an agreement, and a vote, with no other additions. It often continues for long stretches of time, 24 hours plus, with no explanation to inactivity. They are also often elsehwere on the forums during this time, showing that they are present, but choose to not reply to the game.

I'm not prod dodging, and so help me god, if I keep reading and see you talking abotu this shit anymore, I'll flip a fucking table.

[melanora]

It could be, I don't really know but was thinking the same thing. We can still technically find out if I take Mel tonight and just lynch tomorrow before the can use it and such just to know how it works. It's a risky play but plausible. Unless someone else wants to come forward with something similar they need "activating". The only thing is I would want the town version of Mel or whatever to wait until we're sure that is how it works before coming forward and such otherwise it is a wasted reveal for nothing.

Town Version of Mel?!?!?!?!

[melanora]

I don't think anyone in a Hydra is compatible with Elusive's experiments.
So if you're not in a Hydra, say so. Elusive needs to test this.
Making TrueGent a dayvig is a fucking terrifying thought. He'd shoot someone for memes.

I'm not in a hydra.

[Varanus]

Posting purely so that mela isn't posting a million times in a row

[leyva45]

I don't feel like catching up


Please someone tell me what's going on

[Varanus]

Not much, tbh

[melanora]

Why not?
Give me one good reason that
A: Scum would know everyone's roles
B: Retral would have any way of knowing that if he weren't scum

Yeah no that's scummy AF in my mind.

[melanora]

is mel also part of your hydra?

I am not nor do i want to be part of their awkward wanna be boyband.

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Leyva I have a question why is mela town

[melanora]

It's not a bastard game Mel.
The only real chance he could be telling the truth and be wrong is if you or Cyan was an unaware miller (Which i think isn't bastard?)

Do you know what a bastard game is?

I've completely lost track of the hydras and semi-confirmeds at this point.

Mel, why would Metrion be fucking with us with the results, as you so adequately put it.

Maybe Metrion isn't the one fucking with us.

MAYBE ELUSIVE IS ACTUALLY A PRANKSTER THAT ANNOUNCES TO TOWN VIA METRION.

That happened with swords in that UPick game.