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GrumpyGoomba wrote:

ZoruaLuhansk wrote:Reads continued :
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because Shès done almost nothing readwise
and Thé oppurtunistic vote on googl

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jammingduck wrote:

MrChuckleteeth wrote:I'd go as far as saying mafia agreed to push me today and see if they could mislynch me given the current situation.

I guess I'm too accurate?

Which current situation?

jammingduck wrote:

Flake wrote:chuckle and chubby are both obvious town

i suggest anyone voting either reevaluates

How are they obvious town?

jammingduck wrote:

MrChuckleteeth wrote:I have a town read on myself but I'd argue I could also be scum.

Wat

woahah wrote:

TheLastEvangelist wrote:

woahah wrote:

TheLastEvangelist wrote:

woahah wrote:

Flake wrote:chuckle and chubby are both obvious town

i suggest anyone voting either reevaluates

continue

Continue yourself

Read yourself

Wait, that’s actually pretty good.

Everybody should read themselves. Anybody who gives a scumread on themselves is not Town and anybody who gives a Townread is also not Town

what do you think people do to make sure they don't die
I'm conftown
anyway, I'm talking about the 'anyone voting either reevaluates'
it only has one option
not an either
making me think they forgot something there

What.

You’re not conftownn until I say so. You’re only confirmed Town, not conftown.

Fight me, locked scum

you do know you have been voted to be killed tonight

woahah wrote:

TheLastEvangelist wrote:

woahah wrote:

Flake wrote:chuckle and chubby are both obvious town

i suggest anyone voting either reevaluates

continue

Continue yourself

Read yourself

Wait, that’s actually pretty good.

Everybody should read themselves. Anybody who gives a scumread on themselves is not Town and anybody who gives a Townread is also not Town

what do you think people do to make sure they don't die
I'm conftown
anyway, I'm talking about the 'anyone voting either reevaluates'
it only has one option
not an either
making me think they forgot something there

woahah wrote:

Flake wrote:chuckle and chubby are both obvious town

i suggest anyone voting either reevaluates

continue

noveiia wrote:So I read through and here’s the important information from me:
I slept peacefully.
I don’t agree with the jammingduck wagon as it feels forced.
I didn’t have an opinion of the Dash wagon but he’s replaced anyway.

noveiia wrote:Does anyone know what page this day started on so I can go through without having to reread all 50+ pages?

Phone0Ix wrote:Btw I scumread Wabbit because his ISO feels LAMIST

Betelgeuse44 wrote:I am the Sheriff, protect me.

jammingduck wrote:A quick note about ww theowy and how i wiww pway this game. Note that the awguments and facts pwesented hewe awe indisputabwe, and that i wiww not engage in awguments about them, because those awguments awe you wasting evewyone ewse's time about meta that is weww and compwehensivewy estabwished. Go make weads so we can wead you.

i've wefwected on my wowe and weawized that thewe is a gto pway fow me in this game, and thewefowe i am compewwed to puwsue it. I am going to bwute fowce my cweawness immediatewy upon the opening of the thwead.

i am hawd-cwaiming, i am the doc.

benefits:

1. I wiww suwvive tonight: i do not bewieve the wowves awe abwe to kiww me tonight, because it is so objectivewy unwikewy that i wouwd evew do this as the doc. I bewieve that this decision weduces the impowtance of the doc covew to be pwovided by aww of you to the point of it being negwigibwe. The wowves have awweady been outpwayed, as it wewe.

2. I'm wock cweaw: aww of you awweady know i'm wock cweaw, because it is so objectivewy unwikewy that i wouwd do this as a wowf. You know this fow at weast two weasons. Fiwst, this is the easiest, wowest-stwess, wowest-demand game to wowf in that i've evew pwayed in (except fow tuwbos). I have no need to compwicate my wife, as a wowf, by open-cwaiming on thwead open, when aww ihave to do is pwovide wike a c-wevew wowf game to pwobabwy win. This is the wawe instance whewe you witewawwy know that i have a biwwion othew options as a wowf, and that i wouwd puwsue pwobabwy all of them befowe puwsuing this. Second, i engage in fps exceedingwy wawewy, which necessawiwy means that i *know* that this wiww wook weird and shocking to you. Thewe is no mewit to a wowf pway that instantwy genewates weird and shocked wesponses that i wouwd be obwigated to finesse and manage fow the wemaindew of the game. As a viwwagew, which i am, the buwden is totawwy on you to not $#@! up and wynch me. Makes my wife supew awesome.

3. Thewe awe onwy 12 pwayews you need to twy to wead, wathew than 13: i have awweady pwovided a "fwee" check of me in a game with a mewe 13 pwayews. Ouw win equity is dwamaticawwy impwoved by my being entiwewy off the tabwe fow the entiwe game.

concwusion:

the buwden of sound weasoning is now entiwewy upon you. I am the doc, and thus a viwwagew, and thus wock cweaw. The game is immediatewy simpwew than it wouwd othewwise have been, because of my decision. Now, wet us enjoy that benefit and win the game.

awso, to pweempt a wengthy and pointwess discussion.

it is not dumb to pondew this post and convince youwsewf of its wisdom. That is youw obwigation as a viwwagew, and i encouwage you to think it ovew fow as wong as it takes to queww youw (initiawwy vawid but uwtimatewy unnecessawy) concewns.

it is dumb to, after doing that pondewing, concwude that i'm "neutwaw" ow "wowfy." that is wegitimatewy stupid, and i won't entewtain it. One of the weasons it is a stupid concwusion is that the upside of this pway as a wowf is absowutewy dwarfed by the upside of this pway as a viwwagew. Thewe is no equivawency between the ev gain fow wowf-me in this position and viwwagew-me in this position. They'we univewses apawt. That means i wouwdn't do the poowew option of the two (by extension, wowf-me awso wouwdn't believe that i couwd convince the entiwe game of the twuth of these assewtions fow the entiwe game, which as an end-game wowf i wouwd have to bewieve if this stwategem wewe to be wowth puwsuing). A second weason that concwusion is stupid is that the ev bonus of doing this as a wowf is completely dwarfed by me basewine wowf ev anyway. Anything that compwicates my wowfing wife is ridiculously stupid fow me to do, given that my wowfing wife is already one of the smoothest, highest expectation wowfing wives in ww histowy anyway. A third weason that concwusion is stupid is that you wouwd pwobabwy have to wowwy about being exploited by this gambit in owdew to get thewe. Howevew, i have never engaged in this, ow any simiwaw, gambit in my entiwe caweew, meaning that if thewe is expwoitation to be had with this pway, it is in future games, not this game. Fow these weasons, pwessuwing me is extwemewy wowfy and shouwd not be engaged in by any viwwagew, evew, in this game. Thewe wiww be no wess pwoductive puwsuit than that in this game.

sucks fow the wowves when meta is wiewded this bwutawwy, but my awwegiance is pwain and my stwategy pewfect. Get #wekt.