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ShortcutButton wrote:Retral get some rest, you need to like stop being bad. STAA is twice as good as an FM player as you right now. You can match him if you simply try harder.

God damn son.

TheParanoidAndroid wrote:Melanora, you're a scumlord and the only thing stopping me lynching you right now is the fact that STAA is an even worse scumlord and I trust Shortcut's claim.

Are you for fucking real? STAA and Erravi are scum buddies, and Erravi and I have different win conditions. THEREFORE only one of us is scum.

Oh my god can someone please vig this kid.

A shitlord.

Honestly if I was Metrion I would modkill all of you with your tantrums.


"waited"

I was eating with dinner with my family then driving across the fucking state but okay then.

I'm done. I'll now just be Prodging for the rest of today. I just can't.

Erravi wrote:

RetralMega wrote:

Erravi wrote:it seems so very odd to read catch ups that don't matter

I find it more annoying that it isn't all in one big post, spoilered.
Just makes the catch-up post look cluttered when it's random quotes and a quick comment.

none of it was anything relevant or new, just what has already been gone over. they could have saved everyone two pages by not posting


mela; i'm pretty sure you're being obstinate because youre in death tunnel mode so if it's all the same to you i'll just not ok?

"death tunnel mode"


YOU AND I ARE OPPOSITE ALIGNMENTS SO YES OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING TO PAY ATTENTION TO LYNCHING YOU AND YOUR SCUM BUDDIES

okay but 100% Paranoid is probably on a scum team with Cyan and Staa

They also share a vote, but don't share a vote, and they share a role, but don't share a role.

Oh and they're town confirmed to each other.

Sounds like scum to me, bois.

TrueGent wrote:

RetralMega wrote:It doesn't matter if you can't quote pictures. Don't replace the pictures with text inside of a quote from another player. That's called editing their quotes.

took you 45 pages to say something really dumb
im proud of you

God damn no one has any chill.

So basically nothing changes during the night. Amazing.

ShortcutButton wrote:I can't post anymore because of Paranoid's... correction.

I literally just died.

Met flip me fam

You're hilarious. Too bad you fucking suck.

ICECLIMBERS wrote:Why are we assuming that there are neutrals.
Does your rolecard mention neutrals?
No.
There are none, or at least none that can kill.

It says Majority vs Minority for my RC. Who knows what the Minority cards say. Maybe there are Neutrals, all part of the Minority.

Erravi wrote:Mela, you do realize we have confirmed each other as town multiple times? In a variety of different circumstances? There's is literally no reason for that theory to exist since both recipients have disproven it multiple times.


I'm not sure if you're just wanting to antagonize me at this point, Retral, but I must ask for you to stop.

Fucking and? Last game, Cow was a SK and I was a Town-sided Survivor more or less. If he was lynched, I would die with him. You think I wouldn't have called him my hydra town to keep him alive? You're fucking high.

I wonder if maybe one is town and one is not, or maybe STAA is neutral and Cyan is scum, and their win conditions are like how mine and Cow's were, in that one of us has to live and all that random shit to win.

IAmAMunchlax wrote:I'm a cis white male, obviously I will be assuming.

RetralMega wrote:I feel like punching a baby when I read STAA's posts.

WHAT DID BABY EVER DO TO YOU

STAA wrote:God, now I also remember why I hated FM. People don't know how to fucking read.

You keep saying entirely different things and making different claims. Maybe if you had said it all fromt he beginning and stuck with it, we wouldn't be at this point.

RetralMega wrote:Waiting for STAA to be modkilled for editing those quotes from Munch.

Removing photos is not considered rule breaking. If you are not a trusted user, you cannot post photos, regardless of whether or not it's a quote.

IAmAMunchlax wrote:

Well...I guess my point stands now. Mel is bad at reactions, but she's probably town now, especially if our duo here flips mafia.

What reaction? Can you all please stop assuming I'm going to do something, and then claim that I reacted badly because I didn't respond the way you assumed I would?

Erravi wrote:APPARENTLY REALLY BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING TO ME

WHAT ARE THEY AND WHY. IM ON MY PHONE AND CANT DO MUCH

This was me six hours ago. And you're taking it way worse than I did. You claim that I'm overly emotional and easy to get a reaction from... yeah hello there kettle.

EdwardENygma wrote:why are you guys like this
why

STAA has literally scum slipped multiple times AND admitted to being scum. So...

STAA, wolf, this is for you:




But seriously, stop.

Don't ask for a summary. Read the fucking game.

And STAA, what even?


Oh my god, moderator handing out information? It's a full fucking closed game. It could be a mechanic. It's something to rile us up. It didn't confirm anyone was town or mafia or neutral or anything - it just stated a fact.

SHIT IT COULD BE MY ABILITY FOR ALL I KNOW since I don't know what it is - it just shows whoever I voted for, saying whether we are the same alignment or different. WHO KNOWS.

The point is, Cyan was acting scum BEFORE we got this information, and continued to act scummy since then.

That was at short cut. A number of people don't even think parity cop is in play, and since no one is claiming it, they probably don't exist.

Fuck off. Cyan is clearly not town. We already have his claim. Just lynch and get it over with.

Or maybe, just maybe, they're full of shit and are actually scum buddies.

Thank you, short cut, for that beautiful wall.

I've already said multiple times that I think they are scum buddies

Or it's a game mechanic. Regardless, cyan has acted scum since the beginning, and I hold with my belief he is not town.

So we've gone from thinking cyan is scum to wanting to lynch me without even waiting for a claim to now assuming met is lying. Amazing.

Please lynch me so that I can begin to fill dead chat with salt.

It's a met game. I'm sure we'll find out eventually. I have no idea when.

ICECLIMBERS wrote:mel, you're ignoring the possibility that the "parity cop result" is fabricated.

1. Metrion said that this game is not bastard.
2. Cyan was already acting scum before we found out he and I are not on the same side.