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Oh, I was replaced it seems.
Bye.

Varanus wrote:I live in a college dorm

I hope it gets shot up.

Varanus wrote:Policy lynches aren't harassment.
Shush child

I hope you have a gas leak and don't realize it.

Varanus wrote:What? I don't have a reason to want to policy lynch your slot any more.

So you're admitting to wanting me lynched because I'm me. Which is harassment.
You need to be blacklisted.

Met's on now, so my replacement is being finalized.
Bye.

Varanus wrote:I think he's trying to get banned
The absolute madman

Never said it was about you, but if you want it to be; we can arrange something.

I want to beat you to death with a blunt object.

I want to grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in.

I want to sharpen fifty pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead ends in your mouth, and punch the erasers.

I want to strap you to a bed of nails and then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake.

I want to burn your dog in front of you, mix his ashes with gunpowder, melt his bone-shaped name tag into a small metal ball, load it all into a musket, and shoot you in the face with him.

I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and then somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital.



My favorite Bo Burnham quote.

Vanaus, I hope you get robbed on your way home and they take your house keys.
Or your virginity.
Hopefully both.

TrueGent wrote:Tarot
IAmAMunchlax
TheParanoidAndroid
Melanora
Dragonfire77111
Shortcutbutton

anyone who can guess what this is gets a cookie

All but one are scum.

FMLSheWas12 wrote:

FMLSheWas12 wrote:That makes a LOT of sense. A hydra of Jesters.

@TrueGent @Varanus

P-Edit: I'm going to be really pissed if you make my hydra replace out.

Varanus he claims that scum roughly know everyones alignment. I don't personally believe this, but if Retral thinks there is only a town and mafia (uninformed and informed) this is the logical assumption; scum know everyone's alignment. I know Retral is using the wrong vocabulary and you know this too.

Your argument is bad. STAA is guilty of using improper FM terminology and look what he flipped.

P-P-Edit: Arc is EdwardENygma

I already PM'd Met.
I'd rather eat a hot glue stick than play with Varanus again.

Varanus wrote:That was a scum read, not an insult

You are literally the stupidest person I have ever had the displeasure of having to play with.

And insulting me is harassment.
You can go fuck yourself.
I'm replacing out.

The lack of any punctuation confused me.

Stop harassing me.

What I said was irrelevant to the game.
I was correcting him.

Scum don't have to read the thread because they know everyone's roles.

Varanus wrote:

RetralMega wrote:

ShortcutButton wrote:But I feel he was the voice of reason in the 0th post. We honestly should've listened to him and voted mela.

Speaking of mela what is your read on him?

Mel is a woman.
She gave birth to a child.
This is all known.

"SO"
"I did the thing."

Retral's inability to pick up on context strikes again, making him look like a fool

Stop harassing me.
If it has nothing to do with the game, don't talk to me, about me, anything to do with me.

ShortcutButton wrote:But I feel he was the voice of reason in the 0th post. We honestly should've listened to him and voted mela.

Speaking of mela what is your read on him?

Mel is a woman.
She gave birth to a child.
This is all known.

"SO"
"I did the thing."

Varanus wrote:

DesuSigir wrote:

Varanus wrote:Why not?
Give me one good reason that
A: Scum would know everyone's roles
B: Retral would have any way of knowing that if he weren't scum

Are you scum or did you eat that mold? It has to be one or the other

Could you repeat that, but in English?

Can you read the thread and at least try not to act like scum?

Scum don't have to read the thread. They know they're scum and don't have to scumhunt, thus they know everyone's roles (in a sense).

mihail66 wrote:

RetralMega wrote:I never was a top lynch target.
Stupid people not reading the thread is annoying me.

You are annoying me too before you claimed you were definitely a No. 1 lynch target because of the hydra hammer.

If I was the #1 lynch target, why did Mel have more votes and still has more votes?

I never was a top lynch target.
Stupid people not reading the thread is annoying me.

Or one slot with three shared votes.
We couldn't really decide which.

DesuSigir wrote:

RetralMega wrote:

DesuSigir wrote:YOU WERE IN A HYDRA YOU KNEW 3 PEOPLE WERE SHARING A VOTE YOU KNEW THE MAJORITY WAS LESS THAN 14 THEY DID NOT

NOW SHUT UP

You are fucking stupid.
I specifically said I thought each member of our Hydra had a vote, meaning my vote would have put them at L-2. I had no intention to hammer.
Met told me after I hammered that we all shared a single vote rather than all had a vote.

Why a slot would have 3 different votes ?

............

We didn't know we were only one slot. We thought we were all separate slots originally.

DesuSigir wrote:YOU WERE IN A HYDRA YOU KNEW 3 PEOPLE WERE SHARING A VOTE YOU KNEW THE MAJORITY WAS LESS THAN 14 THEY DID NOT

NOW SHUT UP

You are fucking stupid.
I specifically said I thought each member of our Hydra had a vote, meaning my vote would have put them at L-2. I had no intention to hammer.
Met told me after I hammered that we all shared a single vote rather than all had a vote.

DesuSigir wrote:This game has 26 players but 21 slots

That's why majority was 11 last day

Also retral should've known that majority was less then intended that proves he is just stupid

Let me help you idiots read this...
TRUEGENT, MEL, AND SHORT ALL SAW THE VOTE COUNT WHEN IT WAS APPARENTLY SO CLOSE TO MAJORITY AND DID NOT UNVOTE; YET POSTED AFTER THE VOTE COUNT WAS GIVEN.
THEY ARE JUST AS AT FAULT AS I AM.

Also, I originally thought we each had one vote in our Hydra, meaning three max. So I really thought Majority was further away and that I was putting it at L-2.