Zero Escape: VLDR - Necto Edition (GAME 0VER)

[XerxesLeFan]

Those machines were wild, yo.

I think something changed when someone was like, hey, if we can put items in it, why not bodies?

And then they did.

Also Aeo is Skynet now confimed

[Aeolian]

At least I won so I have that going for me.
Also lover's target for the third time now. I'm popular.

Also munch totally wasn't telling living players other people's' roles after he died.

[XerxesLeFan]

Well technically your bomb both went off and so did all the fucking murdering. Lucky you, Didn't have to even do any work.

Imagine for a second my neck getting crushed, oh no im dead, and then i figure out the fucking guy i tried to save is the same shit who planted the fucking bomb
Also I was RIGHT SCHULTZ, KEEPING THE TORQUE WRENCH WAS A GOOD IDEA

[Aeolian]

I couldn't do anything because Nelly was hanging the tools she had over my head and said that she would make sure I lost if I didn't listen to her.
so yeah.

[XerxesLeFan]

Good thing chubby had your back, yeah?

Irony at its fucking finest.

[Nellyfox]

Meh.

Quote wall later.

[Aeolian]

For everyone who wasn't there, this was the full list of phrases the Santa doll could say.
Most are actual Santa quotes.
Spoiler: “You know what I hate most in the world? I got 4 things: Hope, Faith, Love, and Chubby. Damn straight.”
"I dunno who the hell this Zero asshole is, but I know for sure she’s really hurt my feelings.”
"Oh, yes, what an excellent idea! We just killed off a bunch of people for no reason, now let’s kill some more because no one listens to Aeolian!”
"Look, if you trust anybody in this game, you’re gonna lose. You’ve gotta be careful. The person you trust the most could just TELL YOU SHE’S GONNA LEAVE YOU BEHIND.”
"Man, the guy this doll looks like is one good-looking son-of-a-bitch! Way more class than the person holding him…”
“Game 0ver.”
"You're a bastard."
“Look Nelly! It’s a Conspirator meeting!”
“BQZ RGJ DXR”
“Sure, I was helping Zero out, but I'm really more of an... assistant. Like a secretary. But an assistant's only an assistant. I didn't come up with all this. All I did was follow Zero's orders.”
“You better hope I don’t get out of this doll or your ass is mine.”

[TakumiHijirihara]

For everyone who wasn't there, this was the full list of phrases the Santa doll could say.
Most are actual Santa quotes.
Spoiler: “You know what I hate most in the world? I got 4 things: Hope, Faith, Love, and Chubby. Damn straight.”
"I dunno who the hell this Zero asshole is, but I know for sure she’s really hurt my feelings.”
"Oh, yes, what an excellent idea! We just killed off a bunch of people for no reason, now let’s kill some more because no one listens to Aeolian!”
"Look, if you trust anybody in this game, you’re gonna lose. You’ve gotta be careful. The person you trust the most could just TELL YOU SHE’S GONNA LEAVE YOU BEHIND.”
"Man, the guy this doll looks like is one good-looking son-of-a-bitch! Way more class than the person holding him…”
“Game 0ver.”
"You're a bastard."
“Look Nelly! It’s a Conspirator meeting!”
“BQZ RGJ DXR”
“Sure, I was helping Zero out, but I'm really more of an... assistant. Like a secretary. But an assistant's only an assistant. I didn't come up with all this. All I did was follow Zero's orders.”
“You better hope I don’t get out of this doll or your ass is mine.”

That was honestly beautiful, thank you for writing those.

[Nellyfox]

LATE BUT I FINALLY REMEMBERED TO POST THIS PITIFUL THING

Spoiler:

Shoot all the S's are broken

Wait it's actually words? I thought it was part of the puzzle...

Aeo's gettin' some lovin' whether he wants it or not

they're gonna be like "why does aeo keep posting random 90s music videos"
There's a reason every time
And this wasn't the first time
Nor will it be the last

i thought it was 80s

wow that was
84
ouch

when the fuck
did i get
a sweater